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05-18-2017, 03:32 PM | #1 |
real estate cowboy
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god I hate children
they're fake people. small =/= cute. fuck them I hope they die
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05-18-2017, 03:36 PM | #2 |
real estate cowboy
Location: if Monsanto and Purdue Pharma had a baby
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with all due respect.
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05-18-2017, 03:42 PM | #3 |
Braindead
Location: TX
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Me too
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05-18-2017, 03:42 PM | #4 |
Banned
Location: somerville, nj
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They'll all die one day
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05-18-2017, 03:49 PM | #5 |
Braindead
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Me too
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05-18-2017, 03:49 PM | #6 |
Just Hook it to My Veins!
Location: N3t4Euh Haus
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Me too
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05-18-2017, 03:54 PM | #7 |
Banned
Location: somerville, nj
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Me too thanks
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05-18-2017, 04:25 PM | #8 |
Minion of Satan
Location: An oasis of horror in a desert of boredom
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Lol at all the children itt who hate theirselves
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05-18-2017, 05:28 PM | #9 |
Just Hook it to My Veins!
Location: all over the Internet
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i think they're cool and they keep it real.
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05-18-2017, 05:42 PM | #10 |
Just Hook it to My Veins!
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and all adults used to be children and some are still as immature, but it's even more annoying because they should know better. i dunno. i dunno what makes an adult inherently so much better than a kid besides the fact you can curse and drink around them.
i find the whole sentiment extremely new and millennial and ill-conceived. but, baby, that's just me. |
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05-18-2017, 05:51 PM | #11 |
Braindead
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I hate my past child self too, fwiw. I was an annoying brat.
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05-18-2017, 05:52 PM | #12 |
Minion of Satan
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My theory: children in adult bodies resent that there may exist members of our society more helpless (and thus deserving of our attention) than themselves
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05-18-2017, 05:53 PM | #13 |
Braindead
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There's a video of me as an infant dancing in the nude while my sister tidies our shared bedroom, vocally annoyed that I'm not helping her.
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05-18-2017, 06:34 PM | #14 |
Just Hook it to My Veins!
Location: Donald Trump of Netphoria
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Tmi
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05-18-2017, 06:37 PM | #15 |
Just Hook it to My Veins!
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Kids can be really cool. They tend to make friends easy and are wild and stuff. But then there are the kids who throw rocks at my head for fun (lol?). Not so cool. And I remember being bullied as a kid. By another kid (he's now a super successful minister btw). Kids can also fuck off and die. It all depends.
I have spoken. |
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05-18-2017, 06:39 PM | #16 |
Just Hook it to My Veins!
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This one seven year old left me a scrawled thank you note with a tip in one of the rooms once. that was all like aw shucks!!
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05-18-2017, 06:39 PM | #17 |
Just Hook it to My Veins!
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She went into detail about the nice towels curtains swimming pool etc lol kids
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05-18-2017, 06:40 PM | #18 |
real estate cowboy
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bullshit. this whole thread.
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05-18-2017, 06:48 PM | #19 |
Just Hook it to My Veins!
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You didn't think the note the little first grader left me was precious?
You have a, in the words of Lord Fuzzrod, stone-cold soul. |
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05-18-2017, 07:04 PM | #20 |
Just Hook it to My Veins!
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one of the funniest things i have heard came from a little girl sitting with her cousins or brothers or something on the bus. they were talking about what kind of shoes they are when i heard:
boy 1: i'm a business shoe girl: you're not a business shoe, you're just a regular shoe looking for a job! |
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05-18-2017, 09:44 PM | #21 |
Shut the fuck up!
Location: "Okay, white power feminist" - yo soy el mejor
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Every child is a potential new Hitler
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05-18-2017, 10:17 PM | #22 |
Braindead
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youlittleshitfuckyou.jpeg
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05-18-2017, 10:41 PM | #23 |
Banned
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You don't surf
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05-18-2017, 10:44 PM | #24 |
Consume my pants.
Location: Missouri
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Kids are pretty hit or miss. Even the best ones aren't consistently entertaining.
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05-19-2017, 07:41 AM | #25 |
Just Hook it to My Veins!
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i bet even larry david isn't funny all the time.
have u or B considered having a second child? |
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05-19-2017, 08:18 AM | #26 |
Just Hook it to My Veins!
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05-19-2017, 08:18 AM | #27 |
Just Hook it to My Veins!
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I was gonna say Gandhi but then I was like nah I'll go with ol' Axl.
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05-19-2017, 08:28 AM | #28 |
huh
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I do not enjoy the company of children at all and find them to be incredibly annoying.
I would be a terrible father. |
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05-19-2017, 09:55 AM | #29 |
Just Hook it to My Veins!
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05-19-2017, 10:06 AM | #30 |
Just Hook it to My Veins!
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yes I've sterilized myself from the long hours of holding my flip phone up to my balls
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