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Old 07-13-2012, 09:26 AM   #1
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Default its 6:20 am, im drunk and on drugs and have a hooker on the way AMA


 
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Old 07-13-2012, 09:30 AM   #2
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how do you feel about pandas?

 
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Old 07-13-2012, 09:31 AM   #3
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I feel like you have asked me that question before.

 
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Old 07-13-2012, 09:32 AM   #4
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Do you have rubbers?

 
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Old 07-13-2012, 09:33 AM   #5
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of course not.

 
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Old 07-13-2012, 09:33 AM   #6
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I prefer to live life dangerously.

 
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Old 07-13-2012, 09:40 AM   #7
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YOLO

 
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Old 07-13-2012, 09:43 AM   #8
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it smells like mustard up in here...I hope she doesn't notice

 
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Old 07-13-2012, 09:53 AM   #9
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well, how did it go tobes?

 
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Old 07-13-2012, 09:54 AM   #10
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still waiting............

 
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Old 07-13-2012, 09:55 AM   #11
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damn hookers always running late

maybe whoresbathing like claire danes in homeladn?

 
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Old 07-13-2012, 09:58 AM   #12
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I asked her kindly not to bathe cause I like that natural stank.

 
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Old 07-13-2012, 10:34 AM   #13
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oh boy i am not creating novelty accounts to spam this thread

 
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Old 07-13-2012, 10:58 AM   #14
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nut busted
whore gone
now entering sleep mode.........

 
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Old 07-13-2012, 11:02 AM   #15
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Old 07-13-2012, 11:13 AM   #16
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hope u don't have chlamydia

 
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Old 07-13-2012, 11:24 AM   #17
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Her problem now.

 
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Old 07-13-2012, 11:34 AM   #18
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yeah, her own. toby also has his own.

 
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Old 07-13-2012, 11:38 AM   #19
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thatwasthejoke.jpg

 
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Old 07-13-2012, 11:39 AM   #20
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you're the joke.

 
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Old 07-13-2012, 11:43 AM   #21
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Another brilliantly-crafted rejoinder, as always, yo soy el mejor.

 
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Old 07-13-2012, 12:32 PM   #22
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hopefully Toby will just OD one of these days

 
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Old 07-13-2012, 12:33 PM   #23
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can one OD on hookers?

 
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Old 07-13-2012, 12:36 PM   #24
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Quote:
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hopefully Toby will just OD one of these days
That's not funny. Why would you say that?

 
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Old 07-13-2012, 01:02 PM   #25
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I prefer to live life dangerously.
Does that inc|ude a q-tip being inserted 6 inches into your urethra?

 
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Old 07-13-2012, 01:17 PM   #26
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so was it a sloppy, lazy hooker fuck or did you go to town with it?

 
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Old 07-13-2012, 05:26 PM   #27
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gross

 
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Old 07-13-2012, 05:42 PM   #28
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What variety of alcohol did you drink and what drugs did you take?

 
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Old 07-13-2012, 06:08 PM   #29
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yeah that was the first thing I wanted to know when I saw the thread title.

 
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Old 07-13-2012, 06:15 PM   #30
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Things will get better.

 
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