i bought an arising shirt off a bum tonight

undersco_red · 08-10-2007, 10:11 PM

i was driving in downtown orlando tonight on the way home from work when i saw a bum walking his bicycle with wearing what looked like an arising shirt. i freaked out and turned left four times because all the streets downtown are one way and i saw him again so i pulled over and turned my hazards on and indeed he was wearing the one with the cloaked demon guy. and i asked him where i got the shirt and he said he got it at a thrift store. i offered him twenty bucks for it plus a clean shirt i had in my car.

and he gave it to me.

fucking ownage.

czr · 08-10-2007, 10:13 PM

and in FL too... amazing

hnibos · 08-10-2007, 10:15 PM

i buy weed sometimes from a bum thats always on alafaya trail.

fucking ownage.

TuralyonW3 · 08-10-2007, 10:17 PM

haha that's awesome. bet you coulda got it for 10 or 15 though.

TuralyonW3 · 08-10-2007, 10:17 PM

also you better wash the fuck out of it.

Boseph · 08-10-2007, 10:33 PM

I used to have that exact same shirt. I gave it to my little sister. My period of wearing SP t-shirts ended quite a while ago, whereas hers is just beginning. :/

skipgo · 08-10-2007, 11:04 PM

after you wash the fuck out of it, you should wash the fuck out of it some more.

RopeyLopey · 08-10-2007, 11:06 PM

tcm · 08-10-2007, 11:26 PM

this is the kind of thing that makes me question my whole worldview.

ratking17 · 08-11-2007, 12:02 AM

underscore's thinking: "dude, i just got a $35 shirt on sale."

bum's thinking: "cracker just gave me some malt liquor."

if there is a llama · 08-11-2007, 12:16 AM

That's awesome. Any story that involves a bum is normally pretty sweet.

My best bum stories are seeing a homeless push-up contest and getting unsolicited sex advice from a bum.

sh sh shayne · 08-11-2007, 12:26 AM

My best bum story was on the way to a concert. We get off the freeway, and my dads freind was slanging drugs, we a see a hobo with a sign.

"I'm not gonna lie to you, I need money for Crack,pot,pills,food and a hooker."
So we pull over give said hobo a dime bag of pot, a bag of cheetos, and 10 bucks for that hooker.

That is a bad ass hobo who probably now has gonorieah(horrible spelling im sure)

Skylarq · 01:26 AM

smashapumpkin · 08-11-2007, 01:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by undersco_red

i was driving in downtown orlando tonight on the way home from work when i saw a bum walking his bicycle with wearing what looked like an arising shirt. i freaked out and turned left four times because all the streets downtown are one way and i saw him again so i pulled over and turned my hazards on and indeed he was wearing the one with the cloaked demon guy. and i asked him where i got the shirt and he said he got it at a thrift store. i offered him twenty bucks for it plus a clean shirt i had in my car.

and he gave it to me.

fucking ownage.

pictures

undersco_red · 08-11-2007, 01:42 AM

i lost my usb cord but they will be posted in due time

ordinary apathy · 08-11-2007, 01:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by undersco_red

i lost my usb cord but they will be posted in due time

Of the bum and the actual transaction going down, I hope.

DrHalscott · 08-11-2007, 01:58 AM

F i was downtown tonight too
and i did not see that particular bum

however, if i had witnessed that transaction go down, it would have made me pretty happy, way2be

Future Boy · 08-11-2007, 01:59 AM

Was it in good condition?

undersco_red · 08-11-2007, 02:25 AM

no. it's really faded and has a bunch of hole. i don't think i paid for the shirt. i paid for the story about obtaining the shirt.

j.willard · 08-11-2007, 02:42 AM

Haha, I must hang downtown with the bums more often.

teamneedle · 08-11-2007, 02:55 AM

upload a pic please.

my friend recorded a song about some bum that tried to fight him in orlando.
good shit.

WeilandFan · 08-11-2007, 03:03 AM

Why would you buy a shirt a fucking bum wore? That's fucking weird. This whole board is getting weird with this and that Fysche crap.

Future Boy · 08-11-2007, 03:06 AM

Its a cool shirt.

runnersdialzero · 08-11-2007, 03:21 AM

i'l;l fuck on it, shit piss and cum on it, shoot heroin and pass out face first on it, and call it cleaned from where you just grabbed it

wHATcOLOR · 08-11-2007, 06:27 PM

$20 to watch him change!!!

exactlythesame · 08-11-2007, 06:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WeilandFan

Why would you buy a shirt a fucking bum wore? That's fucking weird. This whole board is getting weird with this and that Fysche crap.

This board has been weird and you're just now realizing it.

wHATcOLOR · 08-11-2007, 06:32 PM

woah, the shirt's 9 years old

exactlythesame · 08-11-2007, 06:39 PM

Can you imagine what was going thru that dude's mind?

david_bowiez · 08-11-2007, 06:39 PM

Alice · 08-11-2007, 06:40 PM

My girlfriend bought that shirt for me off of ebay for one of my birthdays. It said ARISINE! on the back and it took me like a month to realize it.

08-10-2007, 10:11 PM	#1
undersco_red Apocalyptic Poster Posts: 2,283	i bought an arising shirt off a bum tonight i was driving in downtown orlando tonight on the way home from work when i saw a bum walking his bicycle with wearing what looked like an arising shirt. i freaked out and turned left four times because all the streets downtown are one way and i saw him again so i pulled over and turned my hazards on and indeed he was wearing the one with the cloaked demon guy. and i asked him where i got the shirt and he said he got it at a thrift store. i offered him twenty bucks for it plus a clean shirt i had in my car. and he gave it to me. fucking ownage.

08-10-2007, 11:06 PM	#8
RopeyLopey Braindead Posts: 15,490	envy

08-11-2007, 12:40 AM	#13
Skylarq Apocalyptic Poster Location: the order of the buffalo hunt Posts: 1,026	del Last edited by Skylarq : 08-11-2007 at 01:26 AM.

08-11-2007, 06:39 PM	#29
david_bowiez Amish Rake Fighter Posts: 15	yes

08-10-2007, 10:13 PM	#2
czr Ownz Posts: 764	and in FL too... amazing

08-10-2007, 10:15 PM	#3
hnibos Braindead Location: I was just reading, right? Posts: 15,023	i buy weed sometimes from a bum thats always on alafaya trail. fucking ownage.

08-10-2007, 10:17 PM	#4
TuralyonW3 Immortal Posts: 25,684	haha that's awesome. bet you coulda got it for 10 or 15 though.

08-10-2007, 10:33 PM	#6
Boseph Ownz Location: no hills, please Posts: 689	I used to have that exact same shirt. I gave it to my little sister. My period of wearing SP t-shirts ended quite a while ago, whereas hers is just beginning. :/

08-10-2007, 11:04 PM	#7
skipgo Minion of Satan Location: i'm a horrible human being Posts: 9,141	after you wash the fuck out of it, you should wash the fuck out of it some more.

08-10-2007, 11:26 PM	#9
tcm Braindead Location: Le look de Corgan Posts: 17,922	this is the kind of thing that makes me question my whole worldview.

08-11-2007, 12:02 AM	#10
ratking17 Ownz Location: York, PA Posts: 727	underscore's thinking: "dude, i just got a $35 shirt on sale." bum's thinking: "cracker just gave me some malt liquor."

08-11-2007, 12:16 AM	#11
if there is a llama Demi-God Location: Columbus, Ohio Posts: 435	That's awesome. Any story that involves a bum is normally pretty sweet. My best bum stories are seeing a homeless push-up contest and getting unsolicited sex advice from a bum.

08-11-2007, 12:26 AM	#12
sh sh shayne Ownz Posts: 919	My best bum story was on the way to a concert. We get off the freeway, and my dads freind was slanging drugs, we a see a hobo with a sign. "I'm not gonna lie to you, I need money for Crack,pot,pills,food and a hooker." So we pull over give said hobo a dime bag of pot, a bag of cheetos, and 10 bucks for that hooker. That is a bad ass hobo who probably now has gonorieah(horrible spelling im sure)

08-11-2007, 01:42 AM	#15
undersco_red Apocalyptic Poster Posts: 2,283	i lost my usb cord but they will be posted in due time

08-11-2007, 01:58 AM	#17
DrHalscott Pledge Posts: 93	F i was downtown tonight too and i did not see that particular bum however, if i had witnessed that transaction go down, it would have made me pretty happy, way2be

08-11-2007, 01:59 AM	#18
Future Boy The Man of Tomorrow Posts: 26,965	Was it in good condition?

08-11-2007, 02:25 AM	#19
undersco_red Apocalyptic Poster Posts: 2,283	no. it's really faded and has a bunch of hole. i don't think i paid for the shirt. i paid for the story about obtaining the shirt.

08-11-2007, 02:42 AM	#20
j.willard Demi-God Location: internetz Posts: 252	Haha, I must hang downtown with the bums more often.

08-11-2007, 02:55 AM	#21
teamneedle Ownz Location: Cleveland, OH Posts: 911	upload a pic please. my friend recorded a song about some bum that tried to fight him in orlando. good shit.

08-11-2007, 03:03 AM	#22
WeilandFan Apocalyptic Poster Posts: 1,270	Why would you buy a shirt a fucking bum wore? That's fucking weird. This whole board is getting weird with this and that Fysche crap.

08-11-2007, 03:06 AM	#23
Future Boy The Man of Tomorrow Posts: 26,965	Its a cool shirt.

08-11-2007, 03:21 AM	#24
runnersdialzero Ownz Posts: 659	i'l;l fuck on it, shit piss and cum on it, shoot heroin and pass out face first on it, and call it cleaned from where you just grabbed it

08-11-2007, 06:27 PM	#25
wHATcOLOR THIS IS AWESOME!!!!!!!!!! Location: \|\| MY NAME IS KIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIID ROCK!! Posts: 47,247	$20 to watch him change!!!

08-11-2007, 06:32 PM	#27
wHATcOLOR THIS IS AWESOME!!!!!!!!!! Location: \|\| MY NAME IS KIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIID ROCK!! Posts: 47,247	woah, the shirt's 9 years old

08-11-2007, 06:39 PM	#28
exactlythesame Minion of Satan Location: I thought what I'd do is I'd pretend I was one of those deaf-mutes Posts: 7,676	Can you imagine what was going thru that dude's mind?

08-11-2007, 06:40 PM	#30
Alice Minion of Satan Location: i am volatile, a free spirit, a rogue agent Posts: 6,254	My girlfriend bought that shirt for me off of ebay for one of my birthdays. It said ARISINE! on the back and it took me like a month to realize it.