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Old 12-06-2017, 05:48 PM   #1
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Smile itt post the best compliment you think you've ever received

"Are your teeth real?"

 
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Old 12-06-2017, 06:16 PM   #2
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After asking this girl out, we still had a bit to walk to our cars. The conversation transitioned to school, and she told me she trusted me more than anyone else in the class to run a good broadcast. Meant a lot, because that's the only class I've been giving a shit about lately

 
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Old 12-06-2017, 06:18 PM   #3
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also some scottish girl said i was handsome online one time

 
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Old 12-06-2017, 06:29 PM   #4
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In front of the YMCA this relatively youngish babe told me"hey I just want to tell you that YOU'RE HARE IS GORGEOUS."

I started grinning like a fool and I haven't stopped.

 
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Old 12-06-2017, 06:40 PM   #5
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I was turned down by a lady at a night club, who then said I was very handsome and could probably go home with any girl I wanted in the club.

 
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Old 12-06-2017, 07:11 PM   #6
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Once in korea I met a drunk esl teacher. She made out with me for a few moments on an elevator. Then she told me I didn't know how to kiss. Then she said "if I were more drunk you might be actually handsome". All the other teachers laughed. i went home and thought about emigrating to narnia.

true story.

 
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Old 12-06-2017, 07:15 PM   #7
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I was turned down by a lady at a night club, who then said I was very handsome and could probably go home with any girl I wanted in the club.
I can totally relate to this!!

 
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Old 12-06-2017, 07:16 PM   #8
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Low retweeted a link to one of my demos, apropos of nothing. I was shaking for like 3 hours after that.

 
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Old 12-06-2017, 07:18 PM   #9
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Alright fellas, the sad sex thread is thatta way.

 
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Old 12-06-2017, 07:21 PM   #10
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SONIC JOHNNY DO YOU LIKE ALCEST

 
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Old 12-06-2017, 07:37 PM   #11
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You're the laziest person I've ever met. It's like you're royalty or something.

close second:

I wanna inseminate you

 
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Old 12-06-2017, 07:52 PM   #12
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Are you talking to me?

She's talking about me right?

 
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Old 12-06-2017, 07:58 PM   #13
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You have such great kindness and patience, I was told. A very good friend and mother. Aww

Another good one was that I turn everything philosophical and "hippy-dippy." I don't think that was meant as a compliment but I felt proud of it.

 
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Old 12-06-2017, 07:59 PM   #14
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a few years back, i had only started to work at this new place, and one day i headed out to group lunch with a few managers and colleagues. we went to some joint, and everybody was placing their orders - they were all regulars there, as it was about a 5 minute walk from the office, and had good rapport with the guys there.

so i'm interacting with the guy at the counter, placing my order. i can't remember what i said, but it was nothing of significance. then he turned his head over to my boss, who was standing to my right, and said, "he's got a good vibe to him, the new one, eh?"

it's hard to translate but he meant like, it feels like i've a good heart, or like it's very calming to interact with me or something to that effect. might be silly but i thought it was a big compliment from somebody who just met me, and it's still something i remember. it's kinda like the quality that makes animals come to you - i very much like the idea of having that.

 
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Old 12-06-2017, 07:59 PM   #15
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Oh and "your hair is cool!" compliment of the century, obviously

 
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Old 12-06-2017, 08:02 PM   #16
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"She can handle her liquor"
"She could roll that joint in a speeding car in the dark"
And something something was "world class"


Aw, my adorable past

 
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Old 12-06-2017, 08:07 PM   #17
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a few years back, i had only started to work at this new place, and one day i headed out to group lunch with a few managers and colleagues. we went to some joint, and everybody was placing their orders - they were all regulars there, as it was about a 5 minute walk from the office, and had good rapport with the guys there.

so i'm interacting with the guy at the counter, placing my order. i can't remember what i said, but it was nothing of significance. then he turned his head over to my boss, who was standing to my right, and said, "he's got a good vibe to him, the new one, eh?"

it's hard to translate but he meant like, it feels like i've a good heart, or like it's very calming to interact with me or something to that effect. might be silly but i thought it was a big compliment from somebody who just met me, and it's still something i remember. it's kinda like the quality that makes animals come to you - i very much like the idea of having that.
I've had a similar experience and really, it makes you feel great even if you kinda wonder if its based on virtually nothing.

 
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Old 12-06-2017, 08:08 PM   #18
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One time a customer at a restaurant I cooked at said the burger (or steak? I can't remember) I had made for him was "The best he had ever had in his life" and my kneejerk response was "bullshiiiiit."

 
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Old 12-06-2017, 08:10 PM   #19
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yeah well i don't get compliments so i have to hold on to some shit a guy at a shawarma stand told me 5 years ago

post ur teeth

 
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Old 12-06-2017, 08:13 PM   #20
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post ur teeth
You're gonna have to buy me a drink first, or pay me some compliments.

 
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Old 12-06-2017, 08:18 PM   #21
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your mom is the best hamburger i ever had

 
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Old 12-06-2017, 08:18 PM   #22
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Yeah, nothing beats a loose meat sandwich.

 
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Old 12-06-2017, 08:19 PM   #23
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Old 12-06-2017, 08:27 PM   #24
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I FULLY SUPPORT THIS THREAD

 
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Old 12-06-2017, 08:29 PM   #25
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Yeah, nothing beats a loose meat sandwich.
and to think i ruled out 'your mom is the best piece of steak i ever had' because i thought it's too bad

 
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Old 12-06-2017, 08:31 PM   #26
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and to think i ruled out 'your mom is the best piece of steak i ever had' because i thought it's too bad
That's the best compliment I've had all day.

 
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Old 12-06-2017, 08:49 PM   #27
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You're the laziest person I've ever met. It's like you're royalty or something.

close second:

I wanna inseminate you
In marching band I was always yelled at for playing lazily. Always took it as a compliment tho cause that's how Jimmy C does it

 
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Old 12-06-2017, 08:52 PM   #28
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it's hard to translate but he meant like, it feels like i've a good heart, or like it's very calming to interact with me or something to that effect. might be silly but i thought it was a big compliment from somebody who just met me, and it's still something i remember. it's kinda like the quality that makes animals come to you - i very much like the idea of having that.
yeah i think you are.

everyone on this forum (that hasn't been banned) is super lovely. something about a 20 year old 90s alt rock board just...works, i guess

 
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Old 12-06-2017, 08:58 PM   #29
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Aw.

 
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Old 12-06-2017, 09:01 PM   #30
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"THAT'S THE LARGEST PUSTULE I'VE SEEN IN REAL LIFE."

 
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