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Old 11-21-2017, 04:47 PM   #1
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Old 11-21-2017, 04:48 PM   #2
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Sometimes I'm sitting at my chair at work and I feel fat because slight gut and I don't work out.

 
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Old 11-21-2017, 04:49 PM   #3
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Old 11-21-2017, 06:10 PM   #4
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Do you like Black Jesus?

In the first episode of Season two when he gets released from the mental hospital and his dorky friend picks him up and he's riding on the handlebars grinning like a fool with the wind in his european wig... i laughed so hard i sharted.

 
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Old 11-21-2017, 08:00 PM   #5
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Is that what they're teaching you at that little sissy school of yours?

 
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Old 11-22-2017, 05:10 PM   #6
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Is that what they're teaching you at that little sissy school of yours?

 
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Old 11-22-2017, 05:11 PM   #7
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Do you like Black Jesus?

In the first episode of Season two when he gets released from the mental hospital and his dorky friend picks him up and he's riding on the handlebars grinning like a fool with the wind in his european wig... i laughed so hard i sharted.
Yeah, I just love the general vibe of it. It's so ridiculous. I wish there were more episodes.

 
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Old 11-22-2017, 05:11 PM   #8
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Also, I was on your mom grinning like a fool last night.

 
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Old 11-22-2017, 05:18 PM   #9
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Also, I was on your mom grinding like a fool last night.
This is what is known as editorial augmentation.

 
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Old 11-22-2017, 05:21 PM   #10
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Ah Black Jesus! In the first season when they start that garden and he does his dance thing... holy fuck. And all the Jesus jibes about his hair his clothes etc lololol.

but besides the crazy factor it has some really cool aspects, like when he turns all the alcohol into water in vic's apartment: reversal of christ's first miracle at Cana.

McGruber knows what he's doing. Dude can write.

 
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Old 11-22-2017, 05:23 PM   #11
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And the inclusion of the true bum shows the dark side of being worthless lest the show glorify homelessness.

sorry i could go on forever. boondocks (which was originally a tagalog word btw) is also my shit yo.

 
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Old 11-22-2017, 05:27 PM   #12
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Just one more thing: Fish=Simon Peter. He is the strong one, the violent one, and Christ's right hand. And what was Peter originally? A FISHERMAN! Brilliant!

 
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Old 11-22-2017, 07:00 PM   #13
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There is definitely a humane undercurrent to the show that I feel gets overlooked as a result of its silly premise.

 
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Old 11-22-2017, 07:00 PM   #14
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Also, the entire cast looks like they're just having a great time and that kinda shines through in the finished product.

 
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Old 11-27-2017, 05:39 PM   #15
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Old 11-27-2017, 05:45 PM   #16
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People can be in pretty decent shape but have their gut be a trainwreck when they sit down, for sure.

 
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Old 11-27-2017, 05:45 PM   #17
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I just never sit down

 
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Old 11-27-2017, 06:00 PM   #18
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I don't know if I'm in "decent" shape anymore. I'm becoming one of those skinny fat people, I think.

 
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Old 11-27-2017, 06:01 PM   #19
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I bet if I stopped drinking beer entirely tomorrow, the pounds will just melt off. Money in the bank, fellatios.

 
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Old 11-27-2017, 06:01 PM   #20
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I'm down to about 9 beers per week.

 
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Old 11-27-2017, 06:01 PM   #21
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9 beers, my peers.

 
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Old 11-27-2017, 06:24 PM   #22
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I've managed to cut the beers out altogether, only really drinking to excess on two or three nights a week. Another thing I've tried to do is stop with the lines and hard stuff, which I've been doing successfully for a few weeks because my guy isn't responding to texts.

 
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Old 11-27-2017, 06:42 PM   #23
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Well, I've reached a point where I can only tolerate 3-4 beers at most per evening before my gut just can't take anymore. And I only drink on the weekends. And rarely do I ever get *anything* from it. My goal for 2017 was to cut back -- which I have. I think my goal for next year will be cutting it out completely, aside from the rare occasion I leave my apartment and socialize.

 
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Old 11-27-2017, 07:33 PM   #25
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wish i had a running/tennis/shooting hoops/weights/barre buddy.

 
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Old 12-06-2017, 11:02 PM   #26
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I drank a total of four beers last week. I've also been cutting back on junk food the past few weeks. As a result, I'm halfway towards going back a notch on my belt.

Exciting times!

 
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