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Old 11-21-2017, 01:10 AM   #1
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post here and i will to tell you how you will die

 
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Old 11-21-2017, 01:11 AM   #2
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Old 11-21-2017, 01:17 AM   #3
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FROM A BONG HIT

 
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Old 11-21-2017, 01:40 AM   #4
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please

 
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Old 11-21-2017, 04:52 AM   #5
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Old 11-21-2017, 04:56 AM   #6
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I don't get it

 
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Old 11-21-2017, 11:15 AM   #7
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I'm already dead

 
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Old 11-21-2017, 11:27 AM   #8
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That's, like, totally kvlt brah.

 
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Old 11-21-2017, 11:28 AM   #9
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I thought I was dead.

Then I discovered French Shoegaze. Whallah!

 
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Old 11-21-2017, 11:53 AM   #10
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Yay, I was just wondering where was Jesus and his need for a shit

 
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Old 11-21-2017, 12:23 PM   #11
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My turkey is officially roasting.

 
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Old 11-21-2017, 02:52 PM   #12
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FROM A BONG HIT
you will the take a hugest rip from a bong and you will cough and cough until you vomit out the internals organs but you will still keep coughing and eventually you will hack up the shriveled soul at your center blackened by years of metal music and orc trickery

alternative redscreegbull will kill you in his dream and you will to die in real life

 
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Old 11-21-2017, 02:52 PM   #13
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please
you will fall into surprisingly deep manhole

 
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Old 11-21-2017, 02:53 PM   #14
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hi
shootout with privatre security forces of tayip erdogan

 
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Old 11-21-2017, 03:09 PM   #15
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I don't get it
you will be drinking on a picket fence and fall off and break your whole face

 
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Old 11-21-2017, 03:10 PM   #16
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flesh eating bacteria

 
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Old 11-21-2017, 03:36 PM   #17
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How come I get two dooms? That's not very fateful now is it?

 
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Old 11-21-2017, 03:37 PM   #18
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I made stuffing and ate the whole pot on the spot.

Feeling a little queasy.

 
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Old 11-21-2017, 03:39 PM   #19
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The whole fucking apartment reeks of roast turkey. I can barely breathe.

 
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Old 11-21-2017, 03:39 PM   #20
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Outside it is raining.

 
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Old 11-21-2017, 03:39 PM   #21
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Also I think I need to trim my eyebrows. I got some antlers going on.

 
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Old 11-21-2017, 03:44 PM   #22
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I've been roasting this fucker for four hours and it still is nowhere near done.

 
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Old 11-21-2017, 03:47 PM   #23
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these were quite good

 
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Old 11-21-2017, 03:50 PM   #24
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I've been roasting this fucker for four hours and it still is nowhere near done.
is the oven plugged in

 
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Old 11-21-2017, 04:08 PM   #25
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No fool it's nuclear powered.

 
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Old 11-21-2017, 04:20 PM   #26
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well i was going to suggest putting the turkey out in the sun, but alas, the rain

 
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Old 11-21-2017, 04:20 PM   #27
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have you tried shining a bright light on it for a while

 
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Old 11-21-2017, 04:23 PM   #28
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tUrN up ThE goDdaMn OveN SIr IT hAs bEeN FOur hOuRs

 
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Old 11-21-2017, 04:46 PM   #29
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Old 11-21-2017, 05:36 PM   #30
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The turkey was done. It was pretty good. And now I have meat for several days.

Flaming Globes do you like Black Jesus?

 
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