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Old 11-18-2017, 05:06 PM   #91
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Brunette. Glasses. Ponytail. Probably the cutest AND somehow hottest girl in town.

What should I do? Ignore her back or make peace with Mitchell?

 
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Old 11-18-2017, 05:07 PM   #92
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I also kinda get the feeling that the whole supermarket hates me in varying degrees.

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Old 11-18-2017, 05:08 PM   #93
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Cornhole Mitchell. In his ass.

 
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Old 11-18-2017, 05:08 PM   #94
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Which one of you recommended Sunshine to me? The other is a shameless liar.

 
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Old 11-18-2017, 05:09 PM   #95
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corn·hole noun

1. a game in which small bags filled with dried corn are tossed at a target consisting of an inclined wooden platform with a hole at one end. 2. the anus.

verb · vulgar slang

1. have anal intercourse with (someone).

Urban Dictionary: cornhole Urban Dictionary › define › term=cornh

 
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Old 11-18-2017, 05:09 PM   #96
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You learn something new every day!

 
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Old 11-18-2017, 07:42 PM   #97
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there's a new instant win lottery game in florida called cornhole cash. like what

 
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Old 11-18-2017, 08:55 PM   #98
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Sigh. I just got cornholed. You should have seen the way they bagged my groceries. Onions on top of my bananas, single bagged (they know I walk). The cashiers of Safeway have declared war on me in the name of Mitchell!!

 
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Old 11-18-2017, 09:13 PM   #99
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I played cornhole at a bar on the beach in Florida. Be prepared!!

 
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Old 11-18-2017, 09:15 PM   #100
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I am getting prepared. By the cashiers of Safeway lolololol!

 
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Old 11-18-2017, 09:16 PM   #101
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Going to have to start bringing my own bag and doing my own bagging. They can't stop me from buying fresh veggies and brown rice watch!

 
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Old 11-18-2017, 09:29 PM   #102
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Which one of you recommended Sunshine to me? The other is a shameless liar.
Rate the last movie you watched

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Old 11-18-2017, 09:31 PM   #103
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Going to have to start bringing my own bag and doing my own bagging. They can't stop me from buying fresh veggies and brown rice watch!

I thought you didn't know how to cook food

 
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Old 11-18-2017, 09:34 PM   #104
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why the fuck would they try to stop you from spending money in their store though? I'm missing something here

 
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Old 11-18-2017, 09:38 PM   #105
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Ugh like 4.5 days no cigarettes. I HATE NICOTINE WITHDRAWAL but it's at least a good chunk over. I think.

 
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Old 11-18-2017, 09:39 PM   #106
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I've been rewatching a lot of AHS and GOD DAMN do they smoke a lot on that show. It's made me want one so bad but I won't.

 
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Old 11-18-2017, 09:45 PM   #107
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I'm very fucking lucky that my daughter has been behaving so well the past few days while the worst of it is in play. Now if the rest of my relatives would stfu this wouldn't be so bad. My poor mom can't help herself, I realize, but it's driving me fucking nuts a little bit. If I wanted a constant stream of input I would ask. And she's starting to repeat things which is a personal pet peeve. *twitch*

 
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Old 11-18-2017, 11:13 PM   #108
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Because they think I am leading on Mitchell and being mean to him. Which is (mostly) bullshit. He's just overly excitable. I blame the hair.

 
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Old 11-18-2017, 11:15 PM   #109
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I "cook" everything I eat qwerty. I just know nothing about it that's all.

Thawing my turkey right now. Should I leave the stuffing for next time? T's my first turkey so I don't want to be overreaching.

 
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Old 11-18-2017, 11:17 PM   #110
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Sorry ilp. I found a pack of Malboro Lights last night. There were 16 smokes left. I smoked one, gagged, flushed the rest down the toilet. Ha!

 
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Old 11-18-2017, 11:54 PM   #111
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Sorry ilp. I found a pack of Malboro Lights last night. There were 16 smokes left. I smoked one, gagged, flushed the rest down the toilet. Ha!
Well played sir

 
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Old 11-19-2017, 07:26 AM   #112
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It was so disgusting. I can't believe I spent ten years choking on those things. What is wrong with me?

 
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Old 11-19-2017, 10:12 AM   #113
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That's cuz Light cigarettes suck 5 days now, I'm feeling less crappy kinda I think maybe?

 
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Old 11-19-2017, 10:14 AM   #114
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Old 11-19-2017, 10:14 AM   #115
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Because they think I am leading on Mitchell and being mean to him. Which is (mostly) bullshit. He's just overly excitable. I blame the hair.
Am I missing something here? How did you get so entwined with the employees at your local Safeway?

FFS, just complain to their manager.

 
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Old 11-19-2017, 10:15 AM   #116
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BTW Took, watch eXistenZ if you haven't already.

This has been an official Glaming Flobes rec.

 
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Old 11-19-2017, 10:16 AM   #117
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Old 11-19-2017, 10:17 AM   #118
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Old 11-19-2017, 10:17 AM   #119
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Old 11-19-2017, 10:19 AM   #120
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No it's ok. It's like a Silmarillion reenactment. I am Melkor/Morgoth and they are the Noldor. Mitchel is Feanor because I stole his love just like Melkor stole Feanor's Silmarils.

In the end I shall prevail though it would help if I had a couple of Balrogs.

 
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