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Old 11-15-2017, 09:51 PM   #31
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I hate other drivers

I know everyone feels like this, but driving is not that hard and I am a good driver. I just do not understand how so many people are so fucking bad at such a simple task, so inattentive, and so prone to making the absolute worst decisions at every fuckin opportunity.

 
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Old 11-15-2017, 09:53 PM   #32
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I hear ya man. And it's gotten dramatically worse over the last 10 years. Everyone's looking down at their "smart-phones" and shit.

I don't know if there's any statistics out there, but I'd be willing to bet that accident rates are up substantially since cell-phones have become a major commodity.

 
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Old 11-15-2017, 09:56 PM   #33
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like FUCKIN SERIOUSLY let me ask you all, if you are driving down a road which is single lane each direction during morning rush hour and you are lost and looking for an address or a turn, do you:

A) pull over to let traffic quickly pass when cars start accumulating behind you

B) do 15 in a 30 for a mile and a half as dozens of vehicles swell up the road behind you completely unable to pass or do literally anything except wait for YOU to fucking find your fucking address you selfish myopic piece of shit

 
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Old 11-15-2017, 09:57 PM   #34
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a lady ran a stop sign and almost hit me cause she was on her phone. then she had the nerve to tell me out her window, "that's how people get hit."

i yelled back at her, "there's a goddamn stop sign, crazy legs!". then i took my right-of-way like i should.

i hate when cars downtown crowd into the street when the light is orange (yellow, whatever) and then act annoyed and surprised when pedestrians walk in front of them when the light changes leaving them to block oncoming traffic.

we're not driving. we don't care. that's your fault, doofus.

 
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Old 11-15-2017, 10:13 PM   #35
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11-15-2017 08:33 PM fuzzyroes yer gay
Oh, fuzzy. Very disappointing.

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Old 11-15-2017, 10:25 PM   #36
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/not gay

 
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Old 11-15-2017, 10:35 PM   #37
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Speaking of gay, MITCHEL JUST WON'T QUIT

I swear every fucking time I go to Safeway he somehow manages to drift into the background, stands there gawking while the female cashiers give me knowing smirks.

WHAT

THE

FUCK.


Should I shave my head? Stop using deodorant? Wear republican party t-shirts?

 
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Old 11-15-2017, 10:54 PM   #38
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no one is looking at you. shut up.

 
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Old 11-15-2017, 10:57 PM   #39
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in what world do you live where everyone is pining over you just because they glance at you? get over yourself. it's only an catalyst to say sexist shit at some point and gain sympathy when you say they've led you on.

 
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Old 11-15-2017, 11:14 PM   #40
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Oh, fuzzy. Very disappointing.

Perhaps you ought to click and take a look at the following PSA.

Come on man. I was clearly just insulting him in a way that he would to others.

 
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Old 11-15-2017, 11:18 PM   #41
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in what world do you live where everyone is pining over you just because they glance at you? get over yourself. it's only an catalyst to say sexist shit at some point and gain sympathy when you say they've led you on.
Yeah, the guys clearly delusional when he tells of these "injustices". I quite honestly find it a little disconcerting.

 
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Old 11-16-2017, 12:55 AM   #42
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Mitchel is in love with me. This I know to be true.

Starting to think Y S E M is too.

 
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Old 11-16-2017, 12:56 AM   #43
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Oh and FUCK YOU FUZZY EAT A DICK AND DIE

 
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Old 11-16-2017, 12:58 AM   #44
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Also the girl at the library front desk was hella flirting with me. The one who told me I have beautiful hair.

you two are just dried up unattractive losers with hideous visages. stop hatin tha playa yo.

 
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Old 11-16-2017, 08:56 AM   #45
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holy shit, did I just see ysem being antagonistic to someone for no reason?

 
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Old 11-16-2017, 08:56 AM   #46
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my eyes must be fooling me!

what is this world coming to?

 
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Old 11-16-2017, 10:32 AM   #47
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Isn't Took a tall serb? They're usually pretty attractive.


 
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Old 11-16-2017, 12:16 PM   #48
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I AM MAGNIFICENT

MY MAN MANE IS GORGEOUS AND CONDITIONERED



FUCK

 
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Old 11-16-2017, 12:17 PM   #49
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Also I have this mystic connection with koreans lol

 
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Old 11-16-2017, 05:09 PM   #50
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yeah, me too

 
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Old 11-16-2017, 05:10 PM   #51
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oh wait, mystic isn't the word here

 
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Old 11-16-2017, 05:58 PM   #52
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11-16-2017 05:48 PM yo soy el mejor shut up

MORE NEG REP

GODDAMN

 
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Old 11-16-2017, 05:59 PM   #53
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Do you know Han Hyo Joo ilp? She used to be adorable before all the plastic surgeries.

 
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Old 11-16-2017, 06:44 PM   #54
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I love running man, it's hilarious and i saw her on an episode

 
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Old 11-16-2017, 06:45 PM   #55
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but my ultimate favorite female korean media stars are hyuna and hani

 
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Old 11-16-2017, 06:47 PM   #56
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and nayeon from twice but i feel like she is just a little baby (22)

 
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Old 11-16-2017, 06:48 PM   #57
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Park Bom probably has the most plastic surgery out of every star I can think of but I'd still do her

 
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Old 11-16-2017, 07:09 PM   #58
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Lol

I am feverishly googling

 
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Old 11-16-2017, 07:09 PM   #59
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What is this? Make fun of Fuzzy day?
That's every day

 
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Old 11-16-2017, 07:09 PM   #60
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Can you fathom living in Seoul. The females god the females!

 
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