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Old 07-19-2016, 10:10 PM   #91
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Manson played here the other night, and my friend's lady-friend is one of those professional groupies that promoters hire and give VIP passes too. She tried to give Manson a BJ and he couldn't get it up because he was too wasted on coke and booze and then he got really aggressive and tried to jam his rope dick inside of her.

Her legs are all bruised up and she came home crying.
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Old 07-19-2016, 10:11 PM   #92
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haha that's awesome. Happens to the best of us though
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Old 07-19-2016, 10:16 PM   #93
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yeah all of us become impotent on drugs and then sexually assault people out of frustration

 
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Old 07-19-2016, 10:31 PM   #94
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FWIW it wasn't sexual assault.

She was crying because Manson couldn't get it up for her and getting with Manson has been her lifelong dream.

 
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Old 07-19-2016, 10:35 PM   #95
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This is GOTCHA journalism

 
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Old 07-19-2016, 11:28 PM   #96
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"...got really aggressive..."
"...tried to jam his rope dick inside of her."
"...legs are all bruised up..."
"...came home crying."

"lol guys I wasn't trying to make it sound like an assault"

 
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Old 07-20-2016, 12:33 AM   #97
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It wasn't even a real VIP room.

 
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Old 07-20-2016, 03:20 AM   #98
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getting with Manson has been her lifelong dream.

 
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Old 07-20-2016, 03:44 AM   #99
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It wasn't even a real VIP room.
Why was this groupie hobbyist holding mock interviews about Marilyn Manson's rope-lick phallus when she isn't even a famous professional groupie?

 
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Old 07-20-2016, 04:02 AM   #100
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She didn't need the erection for a dumb one-off blowjob to be ropelike.

 
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Old 07-20-2016, 04:10 AM   #101
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I could and would happily do a much better job at doing the click-bait rock-site thing that they're going for and for free to boot. The sites actually gaining notoriety and has a pretty big following, but they have too many hacks on their staff who have no filters and don't really understand the art of it all.

Brett, if you see this, check my DIDJA know thread. I can write countless shit like that in a more serious tone to fit the filler mode on your website... You need a feature like that amidst all of your rock-TMZ sensationalism. It adds some truthful "well who knew" amongst the misleading article titles.

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Old 07-20-2016, 05:30 AM   #102
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#1 RULE FOR ADDRESSING POTENTIAL EMPLOYER: TAKE SHOTS AT THEIR LINE OF BUSINESS

LIFE HACKZ 101
MONEY IN TEH BNK FELLAS

 
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Old 07-20-2016, 07:11 AM   #103
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i know, right?
lolzers

 
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Old 07-20-2016, 12:45 PM   #104
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The art of it all

Well, who knew?

lol, thread delivers

 
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Old 07-20-2016, 12:47 PM   #105
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Old 07-20-2016, 02:37 PM   #106
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i missed that somehow

can't believe "haha that's awesome" really was his response
I meant awesome in a funny laughing at him "what a washed up clown" sorta way. Definitely wouldn't be funny for Slunks friend.

 
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Old 07-20-2016, 02:39 PM   #107
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I mean come on, his rope dick? excuse a guy for chuckling

 
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Old 07-20-2016, 02:41 PM   #108
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I wanna read that. Stupid regional libraries don't have it even though it's his top seller.

I did pick up this one 2 days ago though



Only read the first chapter or so so far, but theres some good shit in there.

 
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Old 07-20-2016, 02:44 PM   #109
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picked this book up at the same time:



Been reading it mostly. It's a great read. Simmons has an infectious writing style.

 
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Old 07-20-2016, 03:23 PM   #110
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You think Buzz Osborne is reading that book?

Hmm.

 
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Old 07-20-2016, 03:31 PM   #111
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lol at fuzzy every time

 
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Old 07-21-2016, 06:16 PM   #112
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"...got really aggressive..."
"...tried to jam his rope dick inside of her."
"...legs are all bruised up..."
"...came home crying."

"lol guys I wasn't trying to make it sound like an assault"
Consensual rough sex. As I mentioned she was crying because she thought she failed. It's super stupid, because yea, any normal person would look at that as assault but by Merlin Mason standards it's normal behavior. I'm not trying to defend the guy.

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I meant awesome in a funny laughing at him "what a washed up clown" sorta way. Definitely wouldn't be funny for Slunks friend.
She's a friend of a friend. I've never met her.

 
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Old 07-22-2016, 06:04 AM   #113
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I wanna read that. Stupid regional libraries don't have it even though it's his top seller.
First, you ought to read what its author has had to say about it in very recent times.

 
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Old 07-22-2016, 10:13 PM   #114
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Been reading it mostly.
What else are you doing with it, when you're not "reading it mostly"?

 
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Old 07-23-2016, 08:00 AM   #115
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Sniffing it, running skittish fingers over the fine egdes of its leaves of paper.

 
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Old 07-25-2016, 06:40 AM   #116
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lol at fuzzy every time
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Old 07-25-2016, 11:36 PM   #117
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What else are you doing with it, when you're not "reading it mostly"?
I've got a stack of books that I'm going to read, I've read through a couple others but have been reading that one mostly.

 
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Old 07-25-2016, 11:38 PM   #118
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First, you ought to read what its author has had to say about it in very recent times.
I have. Sounds like a lot of sour grapes to me. The fact that he comes out with all of this 30 years later seems a little suspect.

Whether or not the co-writer tried to paint Trump in a positive light or not, it's still a highly rated book and apparently has a lot of good business advice in it... So whatever.

 
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Old 07-26-2016, 01:26 AM   #119
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Trump went bankrupt more than once he sucks balls as a business man

 
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Old 07-26-2016, 10:02 AM   #120
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Sour grapes over what, exactly?

 
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