It's time again to critique individual netphorians because you're bored

am i being super asshoel

[Trotskilicious]

Originally Posted by pale blue eyes

Hey, KATE. the Ben Folds Five song of the same name.

I love that song.

Everyday she wars the same thing
I think she smokes pot
She's everything I want, She's everything I'm not

[murgle]

Originally Posted by Graveflower

am i being super asshoel

nah, you're cool. you're cool a huge majority of the time

[pale blue eyes]

Originally Posted by murgle

I like that Dear Kate! song. It's nothing like me though What's your name again? I know that the second after you respond I'll remember it. I suck

The song is just called Kate. Are you thinking of the right one? "When all words fail she speaks, her mixed tape's a masterpiece..." etc. I LOVE that song. Even if you're not like that, it's a pretty awesome song to share a namesake with.

Oh yeah, I'm Erin. Don't feel too bad, I'm just happy most people have come to the realization that I'm not a dude.

[murgle]

oh shit. yeah, no I knew the song you're talking about, I even fucking have it on the MP3 cd in my car. I'm a faliure. I guess that the song with my name in it that I actually sing more often than Ben Fold's song is Dynamite Hack's song, "Dear Kate" so that's the first one to come to mind. Whoops.

Yeah. I knew it was Erin about 4 seconds before I clicked on this thread again.

[Luke de Spa]

i'll have you know i am a ripe old 24, sandwich

[murgle]

You're 24? For some reason, I thought you were closer to my age. Dunno why. Random. sorry.

[TuralyonW3]

Originally Posted by Luke de Spa

i'll have you know i am a ripe old 24, sandwich

liar

[Mablak]

I made a shorter list. I don't have a good grasp on most people's personalities yet, in time. I can't really say anything bad about anyone, I would wound people with my acid lava stingray retorts.

Ammy-I don't understand the desire to be pregnant and yet I envy her
Andrew_Pakula (not Alex’s alias the REAL Andy P.)-A cool guy for never letting this hatemachine sputter out
ChristHimself- A positive figure, seems to have musical tastes too diverse for me
christian ****ie vampires- christian ****ie vampires
CoolAsIceCream- Good SP board poster
cork_soaker- Happy-go-lucky rambunctious teen
Dead- The heart of a child.
drmoon- Rather sparkling fellow
duovamp- I forget distinguishing features but on my good doings list
Eulogy- Seems like a good guy
Geek USA- Ohhhh baby.
Jai Guru Deva- Makes me think of some mystic space guru
jczeroman- Seems to have agreeable political views I assume probably perhaps
Katy Lied/Pretzel Logic- Weirdo
KrazeeStacee- Seems kind of pissed off
Luke de Spa- Fancy name, fancy poster
Mariner- Seems like a cool but lonesome dude, living alone on his vast ship, sailing the world to find that one special someone, or so I'm led to believe.
wHATcOLOR- Master of the bo and arrow
mccrick- His avatar reminds me of how he posts. Makes me all squeamish.
mistle- He or she makes me giggle for no good reason
North- Lots of capers and antics
ohnoitsbonnie- Smart for its age, I didn't use the internet at that age, but then again when I was her age I was 12
RockLobster- Seems like people attack him sometimes just because of the susceptible exoskeleton, but he's the king of the rock of the cocks of the socks
tcm- My favorite poster
tehb0lly!!1!- teeheehee.
Toby- Kind of unsuccessful I'm told, cool anyway
Trotskilicious- Filthy commie but God will forgive him if he repents. But nah I don't really care about people's political views.
wally- Seems like the bee's knees

[Trotskilicious]

I haven't argued in favor of Communism for at least a year I think. I think it's entirely fascinating and I'm a big Trotsky fan. I love reading his burn on Stalin. I mean in the history of burns it's pretty high up there. Got an icepick to the back of his skull but I mean he probably knew that was coming.

[Mablak]

Anyone can burn stalin! Stalin is like paper to the average burn

[Trotskilicious]

Yeah but Stalin will kill you if you burn on him, man. It takes a lot of courage and tenacity to stand up and call Stalin a douche.

[Mablak]

I just said Stalin's name into the mirror 3 times, nothing unusual happened at all, he didn't smite me with bone power

[Mablak]

I'm now going to run for my life on a totally unrelated note

[I'm Hardcore]

Originally Posted by sleeper

daydreamer999 - something about him being gay too

i love this

[Luke de Spa]

Originally Posted by TuralyonW3

liar

well i'm not actually old, no. but i am 24

[Luke de Spa]

i finished my list. whoa is me

[I'm Hardcore]

Ace of Aces/Boner/etc - fucking classic. Priceless. Easily the funniest Netphorian.
Aeroplane -
Alex
alisonmonster
Ammy
Andrew_Pakula (not Alex’s alias the REAL Andy P.)
AndySlash
avian chaos
barden- some kind of clown, but a good poster.
bardy - sexual
beef curtains
benjamin619 - awesome, somewhat underrated poster
BlueStar
****** (rocksteady now)
Boycott Graceland
BumbleBeeMouth
celluloid_love
ChristHimself - hoarding books that should be in my possession
christian ****ie vampires
CoolAsIceCream
cork_soaker
D. - shit music taste, but an alright guy
daydreamer999 - a top guy, really good friend of mine
Dead - for some reason, i associate Fred Savage with you
DeadOpera
dean r koontz - brilliant
Debaser
DeviousJ
**********
drmoon
duovamp - annoying, SLOWLY improving however
East Rocket
ella
Elvis The Fat Years - excellent
Esty - avatar
Eulogy
Ever
Fathoms (unadorned)
FatteningAss
foxtrot
FutureBoy
Geek USA
girls like boys - absolute idiot
GlasgowKiss
Gpub
Graveflower - awesome
Helena Handbasket
HorseflyKing
I Ate My Hamster
Ihaman - seems like a really nice guy
Irridescent Fairysex
Izzle
Jai Guru Deva
jczeroman
JokeyLoki
Kanan Road
KAT
Katy Lied/Pretzel Logic
killtrocity
KrazeeStacee
Lie
Lucy Sky Diamonds
Luke de Spa - the best
Mablak
Mariner
Mayfuck
wHATcOLOR
mccrick
mercurial
Mia Figaro
mirrar
mistle
mpp
Murgle
mx****ie
Nate the Grate
Neopryn - a really decent dude, definetly one who i wanna hang out with next year
Nimrod's Son - see below
North - once i regarded as being juvenile, now awesome
obscured01
ohnoitsbonnie
Orenthal James (as in Padrick) - fucking hilarious
pale blue eyes
pale_princess
peabody
PkPhuoko
ravenguy2000
redbull
Rockin’ Cherub - awesome music taste!
RockLobster
RopeyLopey - football
Sammiches
scouse dave
Sepiae
severin
Shapan - an improved poster
sleeper
Smashingjj - awesome guy, great taste in music
Sonic Johnny - always liked him
spa ced
sppunk
spring
SuperCres
Tchocky
tcm
tear stained glass
tehb0lly!!1!
the
The Omega Concern
To Me My Board!
Toby - classic capers, friendly guy
Trotskilicious - left me off his list
trykristin
TuralyonW3 - one of my favs
twice
Ugly
Voice Impodes
wally
waltermcphilip
wangcomputers
Xtina
yo soy el major - gets too much shit
zekix

alan wu - awesome

[daydreamer999]

Ace of Aces/Boner/etc - guy is a bit of jerk and a bit of an idiot, but considering how funny he is most of the time i think i can overlook this
Aeroplane
Alex - don't care anymore
alisonmonster - nothing particularly alluring about her. nice enough though
Ammy - cool
Andrew_Pakula (not Alex’s alias the REAL Andy P.) - my critical ability wasn't yet fully developed when he used to post
AndySlash - meh
avian chaos - cool, fun, whateva
barden - this guy gets a lot of flak but i really like him a lot of the time. his syntax is inspirational.
bardy - she's a cool girl definitely. as a poster these days i'm not quite sure though...
beef curtains
benjamin619
BlueStar - lol
****** (rocksteady now) - a true legend, incredibly funny and intelligent
Boycott Graceland
BumbleBeeMouth
celluloid_love - doesn't really stand out
ChristHimself - nice and sometimes funny but i don't really identify with him
christian ****ie vampires - doesn't really post anymore, or if he does i don't really notice
CoolAsIceCream - haha smashing pumpkins
cork_soaker
D. - i don't dislike the guy, but then again there isn't really anything positive i have to say about him. i'm sure he's nice, and he is somewhat likeable. not particularly interesting or funny or smart though.
Dead - pretty much sucks
DeadOpera
dean r koontz - hands down one of the funniest, interesting and fucking important boarders this place has seen for a while. i'm in awe of his ability to completely polarize the netphorian population, and while i'm sure he doesn't intend this he has a very you're either with me or against me attitude. and i am with you koontz.
Debaser
DeviousJ - never really understood what the fuss is with this guy
********** - oh ******* why did you move back to hawaii. you're pretty cool, funny etc... all complements most of the time.
drmoon
duovamp - seemed like he had potential a few months ago but i don't really know what happened.
East Rocket
ella
Elvis The Fat Years - quite hard to get a handle on, i guess his heyday has been and gone, he's smart and cutting though and i like that.
Esty - netphoria has too much of this sort of mediocrity
Eulogy - i was talking about eulogy on msn with I'm Hardcore last night. complete idiot who can't seem to grasp any aspect of communication aside from the most basic. he's got spirit though.
Ever
Fathoms (unadorned) - i've made a couple of threads about this guy (girl?) and the fact that he's pretty much impenetrable, aside from being depressed (right?), and that makes me sad
FatteningAss - doesn't seem to know what's going on whenever he posts
foxtrot
FutureBoy - can be funny sometimes, but overall i don't like this breed of netphorians
Geek USA - <3
girls like boys
GlasgowKiss - i used to get glasgowkiss confused with isle a lot, but now i've realised what a grave mistake that was. stand-up character.
Gpub
Graveflower - long been my favourite netphorian. quite possibly the perfect mix of character, intimidation and class.
Helena Handbasket - always get her confused with blackfaire
HorseflyKing
I Ate My Hamster
Ihaman - nice enough. disappointed to see he's no longer on coke.
Irridescent Fairysex - YOU NEVER SENT ME THAT FUCKING MIX CD
Izzle - i have mostly fond memories of music board idiocy but that's about it. irrelevant.
Jai Guru Deva - just yr plain old old schooler, so great.
jczeroman
JokeyLoki
Kanan Road - i don't even recognise the name
KAT - innocuous south american presence
Katy Lied/Pretzel Logic - BRAD
killtrocity
KrazeeStacee -
Lie - i wish she posted more, always shows a lot of insight in political or religious discussions and has a slightly different way of looking at things from most of the people here, which i admire. likes good books too.
Lucy Sky Diamonds - nothing to say
Luke de Spa - nuggets of wisdom
Mablak - don't notice his posts
Mariner - subtle poster
Mayfuck - ohnoyoudidn't
wHATcOLOR - for some reason i used to find his constant exuberance annoying, but i don't really know what the fuck i was thinking, he has given me so much laughter and for that i am grateful.
mccrick
mercurial - enjoys the fine things in life, an admirable ex-kiwi mentor.
Mia Figaro
mirrar - embarrassing when she starts talking about drugs, but cool and hot.
mistle - a visionary.
mpp - never had anything useful and/or important and/or interesting to say.
Murgle - her friendly manner (but without idiocy) doesn't go unnoticed by me.
mx****ie - never really notice this guy's posts. but he says i'm one of the only boarders younger than him, i guess that means he's older than me.
Nate the Grate - haha
Neopryn - one the of best people on here, hasn't been posting as much lately (i think), but then again neither have i.
Nimrod's Son - he can be very funny sometimes, but too many undesirable aspects of his personality to ignore.
North - who cares about this guy anymore
obscured01 - adorable moron
ohnoitsbonnie
Orenthal James (as in Padrick) - don't have much of an opinion on him other than that he is friends with john and i like john.
pale blue eyes - got a real girly-girl presence on here, pretty too.
pale_princess - seems to come around and say something idiotic every so often, and i can respect that.
peabody - doesn't post her any more
PkPhuoko - jaw-droppingly terrible and he doesn't seem to realise it.
ravenguy2000 - i don't think i like him very much, but i certainly don't dislike him.
redbull - hey translucent
Rockin’ Cherub - too much of an elitest on the music board
RockLobster
RopeyLopey - often idiotic and/or racist and/or conservative without really knowing it.
Sammiches
scouse dave
Sepiae
severin - are you still a virgin?
Shapan - fine, nice enough fellow, sometimes posts far too much with far too little to say though
sleeper - always interesting if i can be bothered to read his posts.
Smashingjj - haha, the dutch!
Sonic Johnny - SOOO ANGRY!
spa ced - nice comeback spa ced
sppunk - my defining sppunk moment is the first time i saw a picture of him, the wedding photos. i guess i missed his heyday.
spring - nice like all the canadians, i like her, but dammit i hate sports!
SuperCres
Tchocky
tcm - very hard to get a good grasp on at first, but i'v grown to like his downplayed, gentle humour.
tear stained glass - likes unwound, they're a pretty good band i guess.
tehb0lly!!1! - great username
the - don't care for her
The Omega Concern
To Me My Board! - plays with toys
Toby - laidback and with a heart of gold. hardly keeps me on the edge of my seat though.
Trotskilicious - i have to admit i wasn't feeling the love when he first came back, but have since grown to relish his irreverence once again.
trykristin - the female eulogy
TuralyonW3 - he's alright. probably a better poster when he embraces the fact he has nothing to say.
twice - wish she posted more.
Ugly - ugly for a reason
Voice Impodes - had this guy on ignore for the longest time but i can't remember why.
wally - keeps us kids in line
waltermcphilip
wangcomputers
Xtina - cute?
yo soy el major - friends with ********. i miss her long stories. the glory days.
zekix

[Trotskilicious]

What is it about the ds that make people quit?

[Hillzy]

Originally Posted by Trotskilicious

Dude, I'm sorry I forgot you!

I mean when you make a list that long people slip through the cracks, but for what it's worth I've always liked you even if I don't know you that well. You've made me laugh more than once.

Thanks man. I'm taking your post at face value and assuming there is no sarcasm involved.

[Trotskilicious]

Sarcastic replies from me are usually about five words long.

[ChristHimself!]

Originally Posted by Trotskilicious

What is it about the ds that make people quit?

I'm at the Es in another window and still going strong. Pray for mojo.

[spring]

i'll do this in reverse. hopefully sooner rather than later.

[ChristHimself!]

Ok, yknow how you scan through these threads to see what people say about you? I actually read every post. Jesus. Sorry if it's formatted funny, I ended up typing it out in notepad cause it was so loooonggg.

Ace of Aces/Boner/etc - Early on, I seriously disliked the guy because I thought he was serious about a lot of the things he said. Now I don't take him too seriously. Part of me thinks it would be a laugh to have a drink with him, but part of me thinks that his thought processes are too sports oriented for me to connect with him.
Aeroplane - Make up your fucking mind if you're coming or going, bitch. This dude is my internet stalker, and i luhf him. I spoke to him on the phone when I was drunk recently. He is the only guy on the boards whose real name I know but never use on here, for some unknown reason. I don't think he deserves the crap he gets sometimes on here. Come and visit me dude.
Alex - Sometimes he's funny, sometimes not. I don't understand the attraction to intentionally getting yourself banned and then coming back. Sometimes when I laugh at his jokes I feel dirty inside.
alisonmonster - She seems really awesome, great current avatar and a few of her recent posts have either had me nodding along or bursting out laughing. I wish I knew more about her. One of the people I would like to IM with or whatever if I wasn't so crap with IMing with people. Something makes me think we'd get on great in real life.
Ammy - Aww Ammy. Ammy is smooshy. We'll always have BIRDS!!! I don't get why anyone wouldn't like ammy.
Andrew_Pakula (not Alex’s alias the REAL Andy P.) - Is he even here anymore? How has that A_P troll survived for so long with that avatar? He brought us all together. Three cheers for the netphomobile.
AndySlash - Dude I do not have a mancrush on you!!! If I ever picture what you look like, it's always that picture where you looked like you were really balls out screaming, and that makes me shit myself. And then it's kinda warm and soft so I sit in it for a while. I didn't notice his posting so much until this year, and I've come to the opinion that he's a great guy, I think of him and Mariner in the same light, they seem to be really responsible dudes, but with a great sense of humour. He should also marry pale blue eyes and have netphobabies.
avian chaos - I remember liking your posting ages ago, and was glad to see that you'd turned up again. Always seems genuinely nice and cheery, and it's not just the creepy smile icon. I was ShotFullOfDiamonds ages ago.
barden - I like Baden. I think he seems like a cool guy, and I think his stream-of-consciousness style of posting gives people the wrong impression of him some time. If you ever get to amsterdam I want to have a smoke with you. Awesome accent by the way. But I hate when you do a new line for "Ha." !!!!
bardy - Once, I was completely ambivalent about bardy. Now I feel like her posts are all inane and / or self obsessed. Also, worst name change ever, well, coming from someone who browses with images turned off and likes barden.
beef curtains - Who was this person before?!?! This has always vexxed me! Have I spelt that right? Lets make it more extreme, it always VEXXXED ME!! WOOAX. Good posts though.
benjamin619 - I think this person has the potential to become a worthy addition to netphoria, I've seen funny posts and intelligence, although he admittedly has a crap username. I'm sorry dude but it's true. Do you see me calling myself Paul3439?
BlueStar - Umm yeah. I hope everything's cool with her and the *****, as they haven't posted of late. Also don't like when she just posts an article though, she doesn't seem to contribute so much to the board, but I think she'd be a genuine person in real life.
****** (rocksteady now) - I've always liked ******. I'm always interested to hear what he has to say on pretty much any topic. I also think he's really photogenic, and I love that picture of him at the sea, you know the one.
Boycott Graceland - This is a poster who's name I have seen a lot, I've even seen good posts from them, but I really can't remember much else about them.
BumbleBeeMouth - I kinda blanked him at first subconsciouly because of the username (now i realise why people blanked shotfullofdiamonds) but he's actually got a fair bit to contribute from what I've noticed of late, and I've also seen him bring the funny iirc.
celluloid_love - This guy hasn't made much of an impression really, even though he seems to have been about for a while. I could have just done without those thread names at work the other day though. Cursing I don't mind, racial slurs? Maybe not.
chris(t)_muthfkn_bakewell - Chris NEEDS TO POST MORE BEFORE I NAIL HIS DICK TO HIS HEAD. Always has something to contribute in a movies or computer games thread. Gave methe most fucked up book I've ever read. Doesn't get enough recognition. I can't believe I was convinced he was izzle's troll way back when.
ChristHimself - Dude this guy is hawt like fiya and filled with desiyah!!! I fancy bob hoskins too!! coinkeedink?
christian ****ie vampires - I noticed his posts more often as THRILLHO than I do as czv.. Maybe he posts less though. It blew my mind when I found out he was THRILLHO. Seems like a decent enough bloke.
CoolAsIceCream - Interesting poster. Stops me beating my face off my desk when I read the SP board.
cork_soaker - Hmm. I have yet to form a solid opinion on this person, they seem to have appeared out of nowhere.
D. - I like this guy. I don't like his tattoos but SHIT have you ever seen someone who looks EXACTLY the same as they did when they were young before?!?! He seems really genuine. I don't know what's going on with him and the missus nowadays, it seems to be a grey area. I hope things work out for him though. I remember thinking his job as a security guard sounded awesome from the way he described it.
daydreamer999 - No offence, but I used to think this guy's sole reason for posting was to follow ryan patrick about and agree with what he said. I've changed my opinion on him now though, and often enjoy his posts, although he can be a bit abrasive at times.
Dead - Sometimes I feel really sorry for Dead when people take the piss out him, I mean, he likes Kylie and awful dross like the OC, but at least he admits it. I liked when he came back after being banned and started to take the boards a lot less seriously, although I'm not quite sure if that attitude's stuck with him or not.
DeadOpera - Sometimes his posts are good and I am interested in what he has to say, but every now and then he'll say something that just makes me wince.
dean moriarty - Oh Thom. Chunky Thom was the hottest netphorian evar for me, and my gig buddy for a short while. Then that whore liz stole him and skinnied him up and took him to another country, YOU BITCH!!!!! Thom is awesome and incredibly sweet. Liz, I was only joking, real opinion below.
dean r koontz - Sorry, I know a lot of people like him, but I found him to be an incredibly awkward, nasty little faux-intellectual, who just mouthed off at people in an attempt to use big words so he could try to make himself look smart and/or feel better about himself.
Debaser - I don't have a negative view of this person, but their posts never struck me in any way whatsoever.
DeviousJ - Just before I answer this, every time windows starts up, I get this error.. Lee is awesome, why does he hardly ever post nowadays? I demand an answer. Post more. When I did have computer troubles years ago, Lee helped me a few times with that, but basically he is an intelligent, funny bastard.
********** - Dom seems like a nice guy, but I also get the impression he's verging on .. I don't know.. not being bi polar.. but he just seems to have a new obsession every ten minutes. He also seems to mostly direct comments towards people he thinks are hot or who are rumoured to have big cocks.
drmoon - I really don't know anything about this poster. This means you are a bad, bad person.
duovamp - I can remember posts, both funny and cringeworthy, from this human.
East Rocket - I vaguely remember seeing a couple of posts by this person, but I don't remember any of their posts grabbing me in any way.
ella - Was it ella who was married to voice implodes? I remember some shit flaring up about that, but not details. She's always been nice to me and something was cute about her avatar even though I'm not a cat person. See!? I do have images on sometimes!!!!
Elvis The Fat Years - I know nothing about him irl except that he lives in chicago and, iirc, is ginger (i'll pray for you) but he is as funny as someone killing ricky gervais, really, really slowly. Which would be hilarious.
Esty - I think esty would be a decent enough person in real life, but the whole angsty argumentative shtick, although funny at first, is now getting a bit boring, especially when it pops up in totally random non-sp board threads.
Eulogy - I have nothing against this guy, but I feel that he is a bit naive, judgemental and not the type to ever admit that he's wrong. I thought it was funny when someone said in a thread "wait.. I don't understand if eulogy's gay now or not" because I don't think he does either.
Ever - Saw a couple of interesting posts from them recently. I think. Not been around for that long.
Fathoms (unadorned) - everyone seemed to like this bloke, I always got him mixed up with that fathoms in your deep person who seemed a bit moodswingy but nice. Even when that fathoms in your deep person left, I still haven't really formed a solid impression of this persing.
FatteningAss - I always quite liked Gil although some of his posts were just a bit weird. He did bring the funny at times. Top Secret! was still crap though. Oh, also, anal sex.
foxtrot - Not been around long enough, or at least posting at the right times enough for me to form an opinion on them.
FutureBoy - Futureboy never seems to say all that much in the threads I post in, seems like an alright guy though. I'll still never forgive myself for not realising the back to the future reference for years.
Geek USA - I like you. I like freaking you out about faces outside your window. I think you're a bit mad, but that's good cause so am I. I think you seem like you'd be good fun in real life. Btw there are faces outside your window.
girls like boys - for some reason i associate this person with mayfuck, but don't know much about them. Do they conversate with mayfuck much, or am i just INSANE!?!?!?!
GlasgowKiss - My darling Craig, how much do I love thee? Let me count the ways. Craig is so awesome. I remember when I pm'd him as cassius or whatever the fuck his first name was (caligula?!) on here saying "WHERE ARE U FROM IN GLASGOW?!?!" I love his sense of humour and I felt as if we totally clicked when we met, but he's really easy going and easy to get on with. I'm looking forward to seeing him next time I'm back in Glasgow. His music is great as well. I wish I lived in Glasgow again and I could jam with him more and take time producing his music since I'm too lazy to make my own of late.
Gpub - All I remember is that i like/liked some of this guys posts, and I haven't seen them post for ages pages.
Graveflower - Sean is cool. I wish I could meet him in real life. Not to like, molest him, or anything, but I'd like to have a conversation with him. I sometimes wonder if I could get through to him in real life because I feel like he kinda needs someone to vent to at times.
Grumble - I KNOW WHAT U DID LAST USERNAME. I accused this dude of being a gimmick, but he's actually got a bit to say and his sense of humour often makes me smile.
Helena Handbasket - Seems like a cool gal, doesn't post much of late. I noticed her posting a lot more a couple of years ago. I've never admitted this before, but I didn't get the name-pun for years here either.
Hillzy - I quite liked his posting but I FUCKING HATE GOATS. BLERGH.
HorseflyKing - Seems ok, but hasn't been posting enough/at the right times to make an impression on me.
I Ate My Hamster - I know his name is wayne, I know I liked at least some of his posts, and I know a ton of people seem to love him to bits. That's all I got.
Ihaman - I still think matt never really liked me cause I hounded him for photoshop tips years back when I was a noob. I quite like his design skills though. I wonder what he'd be like in real life. I think he sometimes comes off as a bit pompous on here just because of his posting style.
Irridescent Fairysex - This person is growing on me, I like em. I never really noticed them before the forum of dark secrets started.
Izzle - One of the most beautiful men I've ever met. Last time I met him, completely at random, at the radiohead stadium gig in edinburgh, the conversation was probably a bit short and awkward, as I was tired and very stoned at that point. He's a really nice, sincere guy though. The first time I met him, our conversation between underground carriages still remains my Most Intense Conversation Ever™. I was also drunk that day and I think I scared him outside the forum by shouting at him in the street, I think I also grabbed him and made him promise he wasn't chris bakewell. Sometimes his optimism on the sp board is frustrating, not his enthusiasm for their past work as such, just for his hopes for their future, I'd prefer him to stay a little wary so he doesn't get burned and jaded if it just drags on for ages.
Jai Guru Deva - He is travis meeks. He sometimes makes me laugh. Does he really like Two Gallants? Is that actually what the band I'm talking about is called? WHO KNOWS.
jczeroman - Tipping, guns and politics. The guy seems to have his head firmly screwed on, and I'd like to meet him if he's over in Yorkshire again sometime. That video really was fucking hilarious.
JokeyLoki - I got nothin. Sorry. I don't think you ever really post at the same times as me.
Kahlo - I met Alex last time I was back in Glasgow. He's a bit scatty (I don't mean that in a bad way, I consider myself a bit scatty) and totally self depricating, but he shouldn't be cause he's a nice guy with a steady bird who looks really pretty. He takes genuinely excellent photos as well. I hope to see more of him whenever I'm back up the road. Come to cafe india or ichiban next time you twat. Love and kisses. (cheese)
Kanan Road - I literally have no idea who this person is. No idea at all.
KAT - Everyone loves Kat. She seems a bit mad and kooky. I don't really know much else about her.
Katy Lied/Pretzel Logic - He seems to have changed a bit since pretzel logic. He's more opinionated and posts less nonsense now, which is good.
killer tomato - I don't really know anything about this person apart from that craig and him get on really well, so he's automatically sound by association.
killtrocity - ... nope, got nothin. I know I've seen them post, but nothing jumps out from my withered brainz.
KrazeeStacee - Gets a hard time on these boards. Would be good to get a smoke with. Have no idea why she dyes her hair after seeing that pic of her at a lake (i think) with her dog. It looked really nice.
Lie - Tip: Click "view all of lies posts" to get a definition of: acerbic wit. Smart cookie. Should post more.
Lucy Sky Diamonds - I have a soft spot for her from back in the day, the vortex of lost souls and whatnot. Mic is a scumbag, he actually has the internet at home now but he won't post.
Luke de Spa - I had a go at him early on in his posting career for trying to hard to be funny, now I've realised he doesn't have to try that hard. Funny bugger, intelligent, makes some good music (even the stuff he doesn't take seriously) from what I've heard, and knows his css so he's likely to get bothered by me at some point in the future about that, again.
Mablak - This guy is kinda hit and miss with me. When I wasn't too keen on Grumble in the beginning, I lumped him, grumble and floppy nono in together as tryhards. Sometimes he's funny, sometimes not so much.. I wish he would cut out the not so much and maybe post a bit more about himself.
Mariner - I wouldn't want to run into him on a dark alley, I think he's the toughest looking netphorian. Seems like an incredibly sound guy though, as I said earlier I see him in a similar light to A/, responsible, head screwed firmly in place, but tongue firmly screwed in cheek, great sense of humour.
Mayfuck - Hate him. Like him. Love him. Despise him. Confused by him. Like him. Don't like him. I think he'd be nice in real life, but his moods on the boards seem completely random. I was happy to show him how to use Reason and enjoyed talking to him that night, but I wouldn't IM with him much (if I ever IM'd) because if he threw a strop at me I'd probably stop talking to him like a big girl's blouse.
wHATcOLOR - I don't think I was actually that keen on liquidj.. the paul hem thing really made me giggle though, and with bwhh/whatcolor he's really become more outspoken (that I've noticed anyway) and shone for me. Seems to keep his real life concerns private, which is fair enough really considering this place. Funny guy with a wacky sense of humour, wish I'd met up with him and izzle that time.
mccrick - This guys posts hurt my eyes. I would think he was a troll if it wasn't for the fact that I can't think of a britiphorian who would bother trolling like this, and no one outside the uk knows who john mccririck is, thank god. I think john mccririck is a cunt, and that the username suits this poster for this reason.
mercurial - I really like mercurial, another poster who I've only really come to notice this year. Really sharp, knows his audio shit and anytime he posts about cooking im usually electrocuting myself trying to get drool off my keyboard. Witty and clever.
Mia Figaro - Don't really know anything about this poster. Didn't know it was a guy till this thread.
mirrar - She seems really nice and I'd love to meet her if I was in canada. I love all those mad things she goes to, the pillowfight and the parties on the subway and shit. Seems kooky but in a good way, and despite what other people try to say, I think she's really educated about drugs.
mistle - Sometimes frustrating, sometimes cute, sometimes quite funny. The suicide
/ i hate myself and i want to die type threads get a bit old and numerous though.
mpp - Another poster who I have enjoyed at times, but seems to be a bit of a lurker. Usually enjoy his posts when I notice him. It is a guy, right?
Murgle - She seems pretty friendly and genuine. I don't know all that much about her but I get the impression she would be a caring, nice person to know in real life.
mxzombie - Struck me as being intelligent and funny, often seemed to post at completely different times from me however, so I didn't see much of him.
Nate the Grate - Likes sports, quite a lot I think. Seems nice. Another person who rarely posts at the same times as I do.
Neopryn - We had an argument a while back about something random, but I think he's a pretty intelligent guy, if a bit young and .. im trying to think of an appropriate word.. not exactly naive, but it seems like he needs to get out a bit into the big bad world.. His only obvious fault is liking the uk office.
Nimrod's Son - I've always liked nimmy that I can remember. I love the drama he causes and I like his sense of humour. I'd love to pop over to amsterdam if he ever makes it there, I think we'd have a laugh even if we don't have that much in common.
Nothing/Everything - I wouldn't know since I HAVEN'T MET HIM (YOU CANCELLING BASTARD) funny guy though and I always look out for his posts.
North - I think it's cool the board has a frat dude poster. It's weird. I dunno if we'd get on that well in real life but I'd have a pint with him for a laugh, he doesn't take the board seriously at all and I like that.
obscured01 - I think she seems sweet but kinda fragile, like, even if she said that all fags should burn in hell (i'm not saying she would) I couldn't say anything back because it would be like giving cigarette burns to a puppy. I hope everything works out with Zach for her, she sometimes gives the impression she is stuck in a situation she can't get out of, but I think it's sometimes just cause she posts a lot when she's pissed off.
ohnoitsbonnie - Didn't care for her at all really, the account should be deleted to avoid any confusion.
Orenthal James (as in Padrick) - I think he seems really friendly and fun. I'd like to go out with him and ****** and tessa. I think it'd be fun. I think the tattoo is great personally, although I wouldn't get it myself.
pale blue eyes - Dude want to just hurry up and get it on with A/? I really like you. Also, you like guys with beards, DID YOU KNOW I DID TOO??!? You come off as really kind, but funny and cool with it.
pale_princess - A bit mad/crazy.
peabody - I always liked Alex, we talked a bit way back. I love how he was this sweet little innocent dude then a while ago he posted saying that you hadn't lived until you'd fisted a 6'2" 220lbs black guy and tugged on his intestines. I wish he posted more. I'd like to meet him.
pink_ribbon_scars - Liz first struck me as really thoughtful, and a very caring person, really genuine. But I get the impression that if you gave her shit, you would know all about it. I'm really glad I got the chance to meet her, I hope I didn't bore her and Thom when they were over and I hope things are going great for them, I could see how happy they made each other and it was so sweet.
PkPhuoko - I think he often comes off as bragging, but he's an alright individual. He also hooked me up with projectw, which I'll never forget, I'm a total addict to that site now.
Radiofred - Dude. I had to add you. I loves me some Fred. Fred IS the 80's, and he's Twice The Size. He's not fat in any way whatsoever, but if you see him beside someone else who's 6'4" (like craig) he still looks taller than them. It's awesome. I miss his mullet. I still have your wicker man soundtrack in the house dude.
ravenguy2000 - Squee!! I think you're super. I just want to give you massive cuddles and carry you about with me. I wish we could have met when I was over in new york. I really want to meet you some time. It weirded me out (and still does) that we had a similar taste in guys, and quite often I'll be reading a thread and about to post a reply that you've already posted. It's eerie. Come here and ride The Big One™ baby.
redbull - Is this redbreegull? I thought it was a troll to take the piss out him, then I noticed that whoever it is was posting quite long and interesting serious posts sometimes.
Rockin’ Cherub - Sometimes says things and makes blanket statements as fact, and it makes me bite my fist. He's not all bad though.
RockLobster - See DeadOpera.
RopeyLopey - Those were hard times man!.. there was no one else to talk to! I always resented people moaning at me and timb for chat threading since we seemed to be the only 2 people on the gen board for hours at a time over those periods. Anyway, Ropey is cool. He automatically ascended to netphorian legend status after the hem incident. He has really striking features as well. Seems like fun.
Sammiches - Everyone knows you and totally loves you to bits. I don't know much apart from that you seem to be squishy and nice to folk.
scouse dave - I think we maybe had an argument totally AGES ago. He should post more, in non-footbal oriented threads, and is an interesting character.
Sepiae - I really don't know much about you either but you seem to be really friendly, I used to think you were a guy for a while! Don't you love it when people say things like that? aww
severin - I've met severin and I thought he was a total sweetheart, really genuine guy. I love how he says vodka and vienna. It's shit hot. I demand that he posts more. I hope everything is going well with you and the missus. I'm sorry if you were scared when you were sitting stoned out your face in amsterdam with a buckfast of scary scottish guys rabbling in indecipherable accents at you.
Shapan - I get you confused with *looks down list* tchocky. I don't know why. Do you / did you both have radiohead oriented avatars or something? One of you sometimes makes me cringe and the other kinda doesn't say all that much. Which one is which? YOU DECIDE.
sleeper - I think if all the netphorians met up, he'd be the most likely to get his ass kicked by someone! Seems like a really intelligent guy, but he's outspoken almost to a fault, and sometimes when you see those multiparagraph replies you switch off...
Smashingjj - HE STOLE MY PENIS IN OLDE AMSTERDAMME TOWNE. Joeri is awesome, he has a great quirky sense of humour which I love. I really want to visit you in Deventer some time, and I'm glad you started with that journalism stuff at last! You are the shit.
Sonic Johnny - I didn't have a great opinion of him to start with, but I think he's actually a pretty decent guy. I think he maybe posts without thinking sometimes.
spa ced - Dude. We used to speak a fair bit and got on well. That last thread was really fucking frustrating though.
sppunk - I didn't like sppunk at first either, I thought he was really pompous. Nowadays I'm warming to him a bit, I think he's got a bit of the shock-value-post in him, like Boner.
spring - seems like a total darling, in a nice way, not in a diva way, I'm just trying not to repeat myself here. We were meant to meet ages ago when you came to the uk but I just never heard from you. You also sent me some classical music a while ago. You're great.
SuperCres - Sorry, I'm coming up blank here.
Tchocky - See Shapan.
tcm - I thought you were trying a bit too hard to be funny at first, when I started noticing you, but you hit out with some sheer comedy at times. You should post on the sp board less and more over here.
tear stained glass - I can't think of much except that you seem like a thoroughly decent poster. I think time difference comes into play with my opinion of you too.
tehb0lly!!1! - I hate your name, but you are cool. You have potential for bringing the funny and have a kinda similar sense of humour to me, and I often enjoy your serious posts.
the - Where have you gone!?! The princes perky buttocks!! You are awesome and you have one of the sexiest female voices of all time.
thestreetsarehottonight - I hardly spoke to Iain when he posted here at first, although I secretly planned to visit his work in Edinburgh some time when I was through at my brothers and freak him out. I slip into typing in scottish when I speak to him, like I do with a couple of other mates. We seriously need to go out and get pished man.
The Omega Concern - *blank stare*
To Me My Board! - You need to post more again, stop posting in random threads about awful tv shows. I always liked your opinions on computer games and shiz. I'm not into the whole comic bust thing but I would love to see your collection in real life, I bet it's surreal.
Toby - Gawd there is something so hot aboutthat drawl you have going on. I think you seem like you'd be a really good laugh. I really hope you come over to visit joeri with mirrar some time, I'll definitely be there.
Trotskilicious - I do think you are kinda cute but you're not exactly my type and it's got nothing to do with my opinion of you. I think you're an intelligent bloke, and would be interested to hear more about your non historical/political reading interests. I share a love of some movies with you. I can't remember anyone who was as enthusiastic as us two when gangs of new york came out. I'd like to get a smoke with you even though you'd probably be paranoid about me. I don't hit on straight guys in real life, I wouldn't even if I was single.
trykristin - I'd started skipping over her posts by the time she got banned anyway, and I don't really do that at all.
TuralyonW3 - Seems like a pretty cool guy, but sometimes puts his foot in his mouth through boarding without thinking. Sorry I didn't make it up to edinburgh when you were here, it was just awkward timing.
twice - All I know about twice is that she's arty and cool, and that Thom and Liz say she's arty and cool, so I bet she's arty, and cool.
Ugly - Should also post more. That pumpkins movie script was hilarious. I have enjoyed reading your reviews and your opinions on various subjects over the years.
Voice Impodes - I don't know much about you except that you went through a bunch of shit in your life. Which sucks.
wally - Wally is a really nice guy in my books. His kids also look awesome and it's obvious that he really loves them. He is probably one of the most responsible netphorians and for that I kinda think of him as a father figure here on netphoria (that wasn't intended to make you feel old) he also totally looks like that dude out home and away that died.
waltermcphilip - You're sometimes funny from what I've noticed.
wangcomputers - Hilarious. Every time he posts I'm reminded of why he's one of my favourite old school posters.
Xtina - see pale princes.. I think I get them confused because I thought they were the same person at one point.
yo soy el major - Seems generally alright to me, although I think she brings on a lot of the flak she gets on this board from being argumentative and dragging stuff up. I don't think she'd be like that in real life though.
zekix - Sorry, got nothin.

I directed some at the person and made others just my general opinion. That took like ages. My eyes are about to fall out while my hands go into RSI mode.

[Trotskilicious]

I can't smoke anymore really. I get so self-destructive and depressed, it really makes me unhappy these days.

I'm writing a ten page paper on Gangs of New York for a class this semester.

[Kahlo]

Ahhh Paul

I will make one of these things up you big sweetheart

[mxzombie]

hey guys, i'm right here

[Nimrod's Son]

Originally Posted by murgle

huh?

she called you a whore

[Kahlo]

ok here is my list - it isn't as long as Pauls because I have not been here as long as hi, and most of you don't leave that much of an impression on my mind:

alisonmonster - She loves Queen, and my constant hatred of Brian May has led us to clash. Probably quite coll in real life however =)
Ammy - she seems pretty lovable.
Andrew_Pakula - we need you around.

barden - One of the few people I always generally agree with. I mostly read his posts in a souf efrikken accent however.
bardy - self centred, not very interesting I guess.. I don't know them at all.
beef curtains - tolerable, sometimes witty and can make me laugh
BumbleBeeMouth - seems pretty HILARIOOS. seriously a bit mental though.
celluloid_love - irritating and pointless poster.

ChristHimself - ah Paul, I love his random emails, love of music I wouldn't listen to and general quirks and friendly attitude. Hilarious when using put downs I met him in Glasgow and was suprised at how laid back and chilled he was.. I still owe him a pint I think. Also a great wee artist!

CoolAsIceCream - I love Bram, he reminds me of my Blamo days and I think we have a similar sense of humour. Would like to go for a drink or be shown around his part of the world.
cork_soaker - eugh. what is the point of this troll?

Dead - ginger, but seems pretty innocent to the world. shite taste in everything just about.

dean r koontz - pretty much up his own arse.
duovamp -
ella - i think she was harrassing me about BCs myspace. thats it!
Elvis The Fat Years - makes me laugh, a great sense of humour I think
Esty - acts like a kid online, and is pretty boring. glimpses of a personality, likes kids cards.
FutureBoy - i haven't made up my mind, generally humourless and a bit arrogant against most people. Reminds me of Esty a bit.
Geek USA - makes me laugh like a retarded child.
GlasgowKiss - like Paul i love his music, and think he is a guy with an evil sense of humour. Tried to mindfuck me when we first met which was hilarious but unnerving. will meet him for a drink soon..

Grumble - spacey trippy poster I want to feed him pie and talk shite whilst drunk.
Helena Handbasket - seems ok, don't know much about her..

Izzle - happy like a child, i think i met him in london and i think the conversation was awkward, seem salright though, paul loves him so must be ok =)



KrazeeStacee - found her a pain in the arse at first, but she seems charming, i still think mark is a cock however.

Mayfuck - oh i don't know can be a cock, then quite funny. generally a cock to me I think.
wHATcOLOR - paul hem = genius
mccrick - a twat with no social skills, just a horrible excuse of a poster. I agree with P he is a cunt. I also suspect I know him, but I may be paranoid.
mistle - too forced, his posts try too hard to be of a certain mopey style.

Neopryn - seems ok to me, can be barbed with humour.
Nimrod's Son - I can't make up my mind about him if he is an arogant cock or generally good guy.

obscured01 -
ohnoitsbonnie - ban please. horrible poster self obsessed to the max (tm.)
pale_princess - A bit mad/crazy.
Radiofred - have spoke to him afew time sonline, seems fullof the joys of life or something.
Rockin’ Cherub - Oh he seems pretty arrogant to me, some times makes me want to scream at how swaggeringly arrogant he can be. I probably dislike him because he reminds me of myself.
RockLobster - A traitor. I used to love him so.


thestreetsarehottonight - scares me. I used to live with his cousin!! woooo!!

Trotskilicious - my board mate against the evil non lovers.

To Starla - I feel the love for her, sigh also attractive. I wish people would be nicer to her.