GoFundMe for Beth James: the one who found Billy's stolen guitar - Page 2

Mals Marola · 02-06-2019, 09:55 PM

If Catholics can collect monetary offerings for their Christ & savior as well as his disciples I don't see why my own people can't make simple item offerings to the one true Bald Lord every now and again. HERETIC.

Reyngel · 02-06-2019, 10:09 PM

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Originally Posted by Funbags

Except this is where a normal human would insist she accept something in return.

I don't mean to be a debbie downer but why should fans pick up Billy's tab?

Oh, I agree--I don't think we as fans should have any obligation to do it. It's more that I liked NovaFritz's idea about sending some appreciation her way to compensate her for something she easily could have dumped off at a pawn shop, never to be seen again.

fuzzyroes · 02-07-2019, 06:23 AM

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Originally Posted by Reyngel

True. Is there even an O-Board anymore? Is there even a fanbase outside of this place?

I think they all migrated to the SP reddit page. Maybe try throwing up a post over there.

Mals Marola · 02-07-2019, 07:22 AM

hey fuzzy, you're almost at 20k

thinking of anything, i don't know, extravagant to mark the occasion?

FoolofaTook · 02-07-2019, 08:00 AM

Fuzzy Roes Presents His 20k Spectaculer

Mals Marola · 02-07-2019, 08:02 AM

now there's something i can donate to!

johncg · 02-07-2019, 08:09 AM

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Originally Posted by Forgotten Child

You're saying she wouldn't accept 9k from a millionaire who was offering the money for decades, but will take the money from broke people on the internet? Ok

I’M NOT BROKE.

Okay yes I am.

FoolofaTook · 02-07-2019, 08:10 AM

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Originally Posted by FoolofaTook

Fuzzy Roes Presents His 20k Spectaculer

There will be walls of Weezer vids, pictures of 16-year-old sitcom stars ("all woman"), and tins of expired TMNT pasta for all!

Mals Marola · 02-07-2019, 08:30 AM

well now i'm definitely donating to that!

fuzzyroes · 02-07-2019, 08:36 AM

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Originally Posted by Mals Marola

hey fuzzy, you're almost at 20k

thinking of anything, i don't know, extravagant to mark the occasion?

Damn! I hadn't even noticed! That's quite a significant milestone. A rush of anxiety came over me in regards to what I can do for something special for the big moment.

fuzzyroes · 02-07-2019, 08:37 AM

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Originally Posted by Mals Marola

well now i'm definitely donating to that!

Who wouldn't?!?

Mals Marola · 02-07-2019, 08:38 AM

hmmm... i can think of one man. a tall, bald man, if you will!

fuzzyroes · 02-07-2019, 08:57 AM

I think the 20 000 post should be rewarded with an unbanning of the Fuzzmo. That surely would be the right and just thing to do!

Mals Marola · 02-07-2019, 09:01 AM

Signed & agreed.

fuzzyroes · 02-07-2019, 09:05 AM

haha

thanks buddy

Mals Marola · 02-07-2019, 09:06 AM

11 away, pallarino

i will be following yer every move for these next few posts to continue the countdown

PREPARE THE SPECTACULAR

FoolofaTook · 02-07-2019, 09:07 AM

But you aren't banned. Merely curtailed.

Mals Marola · 02-07-2019, 09:12 AM

fuzzyroes · 02-07-2019, 09:23 AM

lol I was thinking of posting this gif of Alex Jones dancing and waving around a little light-up fidget spinner for my 20000 extravaganza but I know I'd just get banned, yet it would be a pretty funny way to go out but nah... I'm not completely certain that there won't be more entertaining SP shit to discuss in the future... Even though I'm not counting on it.

johncg · 02-07-2019, 10:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fuzzyroes

lol I was thinking of posting this gif of Alex Jones dancing and waving around a little light-up fidget spinner for my 20000 extravaganza but I know I'd just get banned, yet it would be a pretty funny way to go out but nah... I'm not completely certain that there won't be more entertaining SP shit to discuss in the future... Even though I'm not counting on it.

“I was thinking of making a post but didn’t.”

Wow, great post.

FoolofaTook · 02-07-2019, 10:35 AM

How can you be completely certain? EITHER YOUR CERTAIN OR YOUR NOT, FUCKING CRETIN!!!

topleybird · 02-07-2019, 11:33 AM

Petition to change the name to BETH NEEDS A JACUZZI, YOU SONS OF BITCHES and jack up the donation level to $16,000 for a luxury Jacuzzi

topleybird · 02-07-2019, 11:59 AM

Alternatively, we're a fourth of the way toward getting her this piece of shit thing

johncg · 02-07-2019, 12:46 PM

Currently at $10 of $5000 goal. You people disappoint me.

violetrayzzz · 02-07-2019, 01:22 PM

Why not change the go fund me to help Billy pay for the repairs?

houseofglass11 · 02-07-2019, 02:38 PM

Oh yeah Bill definitely can't afford a $50 guitar set up after blowing all his royalties on TWA wrestling or whatever the hell it's called

MonumentsRocks · 02-08-2019, 12:21 PM

Let's back up a step, why are we even grateful to this lady? What is our stake in all this? Billy auctions off his own guitars all time, it's safe to assume he will inevitably auction this one as well, and make a nice profit. Was anyone under the impression that Billy has genuine reverence for the past? He has dollar signs in his eyes.

slunken · 02-08-2019, 12:46 PM

I still don't believe the story about her buying it at a garage sale. And it also seems weird that Billy announced it on the day the article came out in RS. The whole thing stinks and I don't believe we are getting the full story.

houseofglass11 · 02-08-2019, 07:22 PM

It seems plausible to me that the lady could have bought it at a yard sale. Maybe the person who stole it died and the guitar was laying around his elderly parents house or something and they had a yard sale.

Mals Marola · 02-08-2019, 07:30 PM

Perhaps the FBI, while on priority 1 prowl for Billy's stolen Gravity round 4 demos came across the guitar, brutally murdered the possessor, & created this whole "Beth James, wanter of hot tubs" character to (successfuly) fool us all

Yes... yes in fact i'm certain of it

completely

certain

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02-06-2019, 09:55 PM	#31
Mals Marola Minion of Satan Location: Church of United Bald Lords, praying for your souls Posts: 8,762	If Catholics can collect monetary offerings for their Christ & savior as well as his disciples I don't see why my own people can't make simple item offerings to the one true Bald Lord every now and again. HERETIC.

02-07-2019, 07:22 AM	#34
Mals Marola Minion of Satan Location: Church of United Bald Lords, praying for your souls Posts: 8,762	hey fuzzy, you're almost at 20k thinking of anything, i don't know, extravagant to mark the occasion?

02-07-2019, 08:00 AM	#35
FoolofaTook Immortal Location: Trump first sold Hawaii to the Japanese to now be right saying Barack Obama isn't born in the United States. -Crognan's Bluff Posts: 29,412	Fuzzy Roes Presents His 20k Spectaculer

02-07-2019, 08:02 AM	#36
Mals Marola Minion of Satan Location: Church of United Bald Lords, praying for your souls Posts: 8,762	now there's something i can donate to!

02-07-2019, 08:30 AM	#39
Mals Marola Minion of Satan Location: Church of United Bald Lords, praying for your souls Posts: 8,762	well now i'm definitely donating to that!

02-07-2019, 08:38 AM	#42
Mals Marola Minion of Satan Location: Church of United Bald Lords, praying for your souls Posts: 8,762	hmmm... i can think of one man. a tall, bald man, if you will!

02-07-2019, 08:57 AM	#43
fuzzyroes Immortal Posts: 20,670	I think the 20 000 post should be rewarded with an unbanning of the Fuzzmo. That surely would be the right and just thing to do!

02-07-2019, 09:01 AM	#44
Mals Marola Minion of Satan Location: Church of United Bald Lords, praying for your souls Posts: 8,762	Signed & agreed.

02-07-2019, 09:05 AM	#45
fuzzyroes Immortal Posts: 20,670	haha thanks buddy

02-07-2019, 09:06 AM	#46
Mals Marola Minion of Satan Location: Church of United Bald Lords, praying for your souls Posts: 8,762	11 away, pallarino i will be following yer every move for these next few posts to continue the countdown PREPARE THE SPECTACULAR

02-07-2019, 09:07 AM	#47
FoolofaTook Immortal Location: Trump first sold Hawaii to the Japanese to now be right saying Barack Obama isn't born in the United States. -Crognan's Bluff Posts: 29,412	But you aren't banned. Merely curtailed.

02-07-2019, 09:12 AM	#48
Mals Marola Minion of Satan Location: Church of United Bald Lords, praying for your souls Posts: 8,762

02-07-2019, 09:23 AM	#49
fuzzyroes Immortal Posts: 20,670	lol I was thinking of posting this gif of Alex Jones dancing and waving around a little light-up fidget spinner for my 20000 extravaganza but I know I'd just get banned, yet it would be a pretty funny way to go out but nah... I'm not completely certain that there won't be more entertaining SP shit to discuss in the future... Even though I'm not counting on it.

02-07-2019, 10:35 AM	#51
FoolofaTook Immortal Location: Trump first sold Hawaii to the Japanese to now be right saying Barack Obama isn't born in the United States. -Crognan's Bluff Posts: 29,412	How can you be completely certain? EITHER YOUR CERTAIN OR YOUR NOT, FUCKING CRETIN!!!

02-07-2019, 11:33 AM	#52
topleybird Janis Jopleybird Location: Where are you DeviousJ Posts: 3,405	Petition to change the name to BETH NEEDS A JACUZZI, YOU SONS OF BITCHES and jack up the donation level to $16,000 for a luxury Jacuzzi

02-07-2019, 11:59 AM	#53
topleybird Janis Jopleybird Location: Where are you DeviousJ Posts: 3,405	Alternatively, we're a fourth of the way toward getting her this piece of shit thing

02-07-2019, 12:46 PM	#54
johncg Apocalyptic Poster Location: Corgan drove here today in his white Cadillac Escalade. Posts: 1,138	Currently at $10 of $5000 goal. You people disappoint me.

02-07-2019, 01:22 PM	#55
violetrayzzz Amish Rake Fighter Posts: 13	Why not change the go fund me to help Billy pay for the repairs?

02-07-2019, 02:38 PM	#56
houseofglass11 Apocalyptic Poster Posts: 2,634	Oh yeah Bill definitely can't afford a $50 guitar set up after blowing all his royalties on TWA wrestling or whatever the hell it's called

02-08-2019, 12:21 PM	#57
MonumentsRocks Ownz Posts: 633	Let's back up a step, why are we even grateful to this lady? What is our stake in all this? Billy auctions off his own guitars all time, it's safe to assume he will inevitably auction this one as well, and make a nice profit. Was anyone under the impression that Billy has genuine reverence for the past? He has dollar signs in his eyes.

02-08-2019, 12:46 PM	#58
slunken Virgo Posts: 39,235	I still don't believe the story about her buying it at a garage sale. And it also seems weird that Billy announced it on the day the article came out in RS. The whole thing stinks and I don't believe we are getting the full story.

02-08-2019, 07:22 PM	#59
houseofglass11 Apocalyptic Poster Posts: 2,634	It seems plausible to me that the lady could have bought it at a yard sale. Maybe the person who stole it died and the guitar was laying around his elderly parents house or something and they had a yard sale.

02-08-2019, 07:30 PM	#60
Mals Marola Minion of Satan Location: Church of United Bald Lords, praying for your souls Posts: 8,762	Perhaps the FBI, while on priority 1 prowl for Billy's stolen Gravity round 4 demos came across the guitar, brutally murdered the possessor, & created this whole "Beth James, wanter of hot tubs" character to (successfuly) fool us all Yes... yes in fact i'm certain of it completely certain