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05-19-2006, 12:56 PM | #1 |
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i just ran from a guy about to kick my ass
i was driving down the road about to go home and for some reason people in my neighborhood don't know how to park in their driveways. so i zoom past a colomn of cars down the entry road (as always) and little did i know one of these cars was a parked car. i guess he expected me to let him wedge out because he honked his horn like five times after i was home. so i get out of the car figuring i lost him anyway and then he drives up - some really snarky guy in a benz wearing shades. he was like "what the hell was that?". i just had a *shitty* day so i just shrugged him off and continued to carry my equpiment out of the car. then he drove partially in my drive way and said something like YOU DO NOT OWN THIS NEIGHBORHOOD
i said ''i own EVERYTHING" ... he asked me to repeat what i just said and i then i gave him some stoner laugh and he turned off the ignition and started to get out of the car and told me he was going to give me another messed up eye (to match the one from last week, for those who're catching up). so i ran inside the house and eventually he left |
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05-19-2006, 12:59 PM | #2 |
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fucking awesome!! i'm a little confused about the parked car bit, but nonetheless, cool story!
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05-19-2006, 01:02 PM | #3 |
Rambling on
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so now you are king of the hood. Awesome!
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05-19-2006, 01:02 PM | #4 |
Minion of Satan
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the car wasn't parked, it was moving.
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05-19-2006, 01:03 PM | #5 |
Immortal
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I am a little confused about the parking situation as well. could you draw a diagram?
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05-19-2006, 01:11 PM | #6 |
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basically the road was full of parallel parked cars -- on both sides. i was sandwiched in-between. there was some guy at the end of this column, assuming i'd let him out i guess, and i zoomed past him. i admit it was poor judgment on my part (i'm known to execute poor driving judgment)
so in other words it was a close call: three cars within two suburban lanes |
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05-19-2006, 01:12 PM | #7 |
lion of saloons
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it seems obvious to me that...
there are normally parked cars lining the street, bumper to bumper on the kerbside. mr sandell drives past expecting it to be a line of parked cars as normal but one of them begins to pull out infront of him.
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05-19-2006, 01:13 PM | #8 |
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oh i get it. that is good stuff. what would you guess this guy does for a living, and what would you estimate his age to be?
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05-19-2006, 01:13 PM | #9 |
Rambling on
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I just want to know how he's going to rule his 'hood.
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05-19-2006, 01:15 PM | #10 |
At the beginning
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thank god you made it out alive. i got our opera tickets.
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05-19-2006, 01:16 PM | #11 |
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the stark contrasts of environments presented in that post is magnificent!! /\
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05-19-2006, 01:17 PM | #12 | |
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and thom, you're observation is spot-on |
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05-19-2006, 01:34 PM | #13 |
Immortal
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arent you supposed to yield to traffic if you are exiting a parking space?
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05-19-2006, 01:41 PM | #14 |
ADMlNISTRATOR
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yeah. i'm not denying i broke some sort of law. even though its funny i don't frown upon my inteptitude to follow common laws
and, as an update ... LOL the guy came back! there's some guy here fixing my bathroom and he was walking outside to his truck and the preppy asshole came up to him and was like "is this your son??? you need to have a word with him about .. blah blah ..." the guy looked so helpless. i explained the situation to him later |
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05-19-2006, 01:42 PM | #15 |
Banned
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are you the neighborhood stoner, randall?
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05-19-2006, 01:43 PM | #16 |
Apocalyptic Poster
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*pets randall consolingly*
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05-19-2006, 01:44 PM | #17 |
ADMlNISTRATOR
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despite the fact i rarely if ever smoke weed, that's probably the perception of me. yeah
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05-19-2006, 01:45 PM | #18 |
Minion of Satan
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this guy needs to get a life. what an idiot. get over it. here in LA, we just shoot at each other, then it's over.
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05-19-2006, 03:01 PM | #19 |
cibohplaicos
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Please tell us how you will rule King Randall I
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05-19-2006, 03:09 PM | #20 |
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Man fuck that shit!! I would've got back in my car and ran him over - I've ALWAYS wanted an opportunity for some fuck like that to be dumb enough to get out of their car to try approaching me.
Then again, I have a LOT of road rage. Its really bad, honestly. But seriously - I pray for people to fuck with me most days. I've got a lot of aggression that needs to be let out...I just need an opportunity. |
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05-19-2006, 03:09 PM | #21 | |
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what a psycho
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05-19-2006, 03:11 PM | #22 |
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Really...I am a psycho. I can't deny that. I really do have anger issues.
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05-19-2006, 03:14 PM | #23 |
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I mean, I'd at least go in the house and get a bat or something - I wouldn't let some rich asshole push me around. No offense to you though, Randal.
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05-19-2006, 03:49 PM | #24 | |
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05-19-2006, 03:51 PM | #25 |
Minion of Satan
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You ran from a guy in a benz? what a pussy
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05-19-2006, 03:52 PM | #26 |
Minion of Satan
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hey now, they're pretty dangerous in a cat fight. have you seen their nails?
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05-19-2006, 04:07 PM | #27 | |
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05-19-2006, 04:08 PM | #28 |
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well my house was right there ... and i knew if i ran in there all he'd do is stand there and look dumb. of course he wouldn't walk in because he knew the legal implications of that
i try to avoid physical confrontation but if i just have to kick ass i probably would |
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05-19-2006, 04:09 PM | #29 |
Braindead
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all you had to do was draw your keys out and threaten to scratch his car
he would hide like a frightened turtle |
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05-19-2006, 04:09 PM | #30 |
Apocalyptic Poster
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you should steal his licensce plates.
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