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myosis · 11-03-2018, 09:50 PM

it's saturday and i just had cybersex

myosis · 11-03-2018, 09:50 PM

not really but i get turned on just by seeing her on my screen so that's sad

Shallowed · 05:24 AM

FlamingGlobes · 11-04-2018, 09:54 AM

In general, I try avoiding kids altogether.

Disco King · 11-04-2018, 10:09 AM

I also try to follow my parole conditions to the best of my abilities.

FoolofaTook · 11-04-2018, 11:01 AM

same here. accept for the weed smoking part.

FoolofaTook · 11-04-2018, 11:01 AM

or is it expect?

Shallowed · 11-04-2018, 07:37 PM

I do expect weed at kid's parties, actually

yo soy el mejor · 11-05-2018, 08:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shallowed

I guess that's what I get for prioritising the cool kids over the weird kids.

sounds like you have a lame idea of "cool"

Shallowed · 11-14-2018, 05:11 AM

I don't get to decide who is and isn't cool

Shallowed · 05:36 AM

FlamingGlobes · 11-14-2018, 07:45 AM

And with that, Shallowed was blacklisted, never to be heard from again.

vixnix · 11-14-2018, 10:55 AM

nothing rounds off an evening of effigy burning like karaoke wow
those comrades really know how to do it

FoolofaTook · 11-14-2018, 11:54 AM

FoolofaTook · 11-14-2018, 11:55 AM

personally i like to party with bowls of green and my neighbor totoro on the screen but to each they're own

Disco King · 02:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shallowed

I had a pretty weird outing tonight.
One moment, Lucius was just sitting there explaining to me how if being good-looking was an Olympic sport he would be a world champion. The next he was naked, oiled up, and doing a sexy dance. It was quite alarming. I thought, "I really wish Lucius would stop doing the sexy dance. I felt frightened. And then he started singing that Rod Stewart song, "𝅘𝅥𝅮If You Think I'm Sexy, Just Reach Out and Touch Me ♫." So I told him that it was getting late and I had some stuff to do but he wouldn't take the hint and he just kept dancing and getting closer and closer and saying, "look at me glisten, look at me glisten." I mean if it had been a good dance like the robot, it might have been vaguely entertaining, but it wasn't. It was just awful, like an injured child covered in ants and doing coke.

Yeah I hate when I have that kind of night.

buzzard · 11-14-2018, 03:47 PM

The fact they only dug as deep as having effigies of Trump, Stalin and two recent leaders of a centre-right party from New Zealand that's currently in opposition and probably also left of the Democrats should probably be enough to tell that they'd have been better off bonding over something legitimate like their shared identity crises.

FoolofaTook · 11-14-2018, 03:59 PM

any thoughts on my neighbor totoro?

FoolofaTook · 11-14-2018, 04:00 PM

also the plural of crisis is crisises.

buzzard · 11-14-2018, 04:26 PM

You fool of a Took.

FoolofaTook · 11-14-2018, 04:40 PM

redbreegull · 11-14-2018, 05:47 PM

my two favorite singular-to-plural changes in English are probably vortex and focus

redbreegull · 11-14-2018, 05:48 PM

I also love correcting people when they fuck up alumnus, alumna, and alumni

Alice · 11-14-2018, 06:16 PM

What about radius

Alice · 11-14-2018, 06:16 PM

Can't ******* focus without radius I say

Alice · 11-14-2018, 06:17 PM

Ain't that just the way

slunken · 11-14-2018, 10:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by redbreegull

I also love correcting people when they fuck up alumnus, alumna, and alumni

The people that would use these words seriously are assholes anyway

vixnix · 11-15-2018, 12:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by redbreegull

my two favorite singular-to-plural changes in English are probably vortex and focus

Quote:

Originally Posted by redbreegull

I also love correcting people when they fuck up alumnus, alumna, and alumni

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tyler

What about radius

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tyler

Can't ******* focus without radius I say

I also love words in the English language that have kept their singular and plural word endings from their Latin origins

and now it's time to play everyone's favourite game WHICH DECLENSION IS IT?

Quote:

Originally Posted by slunken

The people that would use these words seriously are assholes anyway

YOU'RE WELCOME

redbreegull · 11-15-2018, 02:05 AM

i am drunk and listening to adore, checking in

Shallowed · 11-15-2018, 02:28 AM

I got drunk, did some chores, went to the War Memorial Museum to collect some crosses with names of dead relatives for my mother, and came across this

11-03-2018, 10:42 PM	#3213
Shallowed Braindead Posts: 18,608	. Last edited by Shallowed : 05-10-2022 at 05:24 AM.

11-14-2018, 05:31 AM	#3221
Shallowed Braindead Posts: 18,608	. Last edited by Shallowed : 05-10-2022 at 05:36 AM.

11-14-2018, 11:54 AM	#3224
FoolofaTook Just Hook it to My Veins! Location: Donald Trump of Netphoria Posts: 37,218	lol

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11-03-2018, 09:50 PM	#3211
myosis Minion of Satan Location: the institute Posts: 6,421	it's saturday and i just had cybersex

11-03-2018, 09:50 PM	#3212
myosis Minion of Satan Location: the institute Posts: 6,421	not really but i get turned on just by seeing her on my screen so that's sad

11-04-2018, 09:54 AM	#3214
FlamingGlobes Socialphobic Location: I’ve been trying to move to the Nordic countries for 5 years but the cost is astronomical to become an expatriate Posts: 14,679	In general, I try avoiding kids altogether.

11-04-2018, 10:09 AM	#3215
Disco King Minion of Satan Location: Banned Posts: 8,874	I also try to follow my parole conditions to the best of my abilities.

11-04-2018, 11:01 AM	#3216
FoolofaTook Just Hook it to My Veins! Location: Donald Trump of Netphoria Posts: 37,218	same here. accept for the weed smoking part.

11-04-2018, 11:01 AM	#3217
FoolofaTook Just Hook it to My Veins! Location: Donald Trump of Netphoria Posts: 37,218	or is it expect?

11-04-2018, 07:37 PM	#3218
Shallowed Braindead Posts: 18,608	I do expect weed at kid's parties, actually

11-14-2018, 05:11 AM	#3220
Shallowed Braindead Posts: 18,608	I don't get to decide who is and isn't cool

11-14-2018, 07:45 AM	#3222
FlamingGlobes Socialphobic Location: I’ve been trying to move to the Nordic countries for 5 years but the cost is astronomical to become an expatriate Posts: 14,679	And with that, Shallowed was blacklisted, never to be heard from again.

11-14-2018, 10:55 AM	#3223
vixnix Socialphobic Location: we are champions, bathed in the heat of a thousand flame wars in the grim future of the internet there is only netphoria Posts: 12,467	nothing rounds off an evening of effigy burning like karaoke wow those comrades really know how to do it

11-14-2018, 11:55 AM	#3225
FoolofaTook Just Hook it to My Veins! Location: Donald Trump of Netphoria Posts: 37,218	personally i like to party with bowls of green and my neighbor totoro on the screen but to each they're own

11-14-2018, 03:47 PM	#3227
buzzard Minion of Satan Posts: 6,781	The fact they only dug as deep as having effigies of Trump, Stalin and two recent leaders of a centre-right party from New Zealand that's currently in opposition and probably also left of the Democrats should probably be enough to tell that they'd have been better off bonding over something legitimate like their shared identity crises.

11-14-2018, 03:59 PM	#3228
FoolofaTook Just Hook it to My Veins! Location: Donald Trump of Netphoria Posts: 37,218	any thoughts on my neighbor totoro?

11-14-2018, 04:00 PM	#3229
FoolofaTook Just Hook it to My Veins! Location: Donald Trump of Netphoria Posts: 37,218	also the plural of crisis is crisises.

11-14-2018, 04:26 PM	#3230
buzzard Minion of Satan Posts: 6,781	You fool of a Took.

11-14-2018, 04:40 PM	#3231
FoolofaTook Just Hook it to My Veins! Location: Donald Trump of Netphoria Posts: 37,218

11-14-2018, 05:47 PM	#3232
redbreegull Just Hook it to My Veins! Location: N3t4Euh Haus Posts: 32,749	my two favorite singular-to-plural changes in English are probably vortex and focus

11-14-2018, 05:48 PM	#3233
redbreegull Just Hook it to My Veins! Location: N3t4Euh Haus Posts: 32,749	I also love correcting people when they fuck up alumnus, alumna, and alumni

11-14-2018, 06:16 PM	#3234
Alice Minion of Satan Location: i am volatile, a free spirit, a rogue agent Posts: 6,254	What about radius

11-14-2018, 06:16 PM	#3235
Alice Minion of Satan Location: i am volatile, a free spirit, a rogue agent Posts: 6,254	Can't ******* focus without radius I say

11-14-2018, 06:17 PM	#3236
Alice Minion of Satan Location: i am volatile, a free spirit, a rogue agent Posts: 6,254	Ain't that just the way

11-15-2018, 02:05 AM	#3239
redbreegull Just Hook it to My Veins! Location: N3t4Euh Haus Posts: 32,749	i am drunk and listening to adore, checking in

11-15-2018, 02:28 AM	#3240
Shallowed Braindead Posts: 18,608	I got drunk, did some chores, went to the War Memorial Museum to collect some crosses with names of dead relatives for my mother, and came across this