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Minion of Satan
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Immortal
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![]() I love how his jacket reads "J.H." even though there is no h in Jose Luis de Jesus Miranda.
Jesus H. Christ? |
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Minion of Satan
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![]() Kids, stay off of heroin.
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Shh
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![]() good pic, still bad thread
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Quaid Hates You
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Apocalyptic Poster
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![]() this guy is 61 and still kicking. at least the real jesus took one for the team.
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Braindead
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Demi-God
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![]() This guy is an idiot...
In short, here is what he has claimed... In 1988, he claimed to be the reincarnation of the Apostle Paul. In 1999, he named himself "The Other"... a spiritual superbeing who would pave the way for the second coming of Jesus Christ. In 2004, he claimed to actually be Jesus Christ. In January of this year, he proclaimed to his church "This is a congregation of antichrists." There are people in his congregation who give him 50% of their income on a regular basis. I can't believe people... This guy found a way to con them and take their money... and they are falling for it hook, line, and sinker. |
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Demi-God
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![]() it's a lifestyle. some people put hooks in their backs, some people give all their money to a pig
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Minion of Satan
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![]() The chick on the news last night was ecstatic about following him and proudly showed her 666 tattoo. Don't these people read the Bible for themselves? I don't get the cult mentality.
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CORNFROST
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Demi-God
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![]() For starters, according to the bible, the antichrist is not a good thing. So, I find it a little hard to believe that Jesus would make the statement, "This is a congregation of antichrists", while proudly displaying a 666 tattoo.
Besides, I don't need proof.... I have common sense. |
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CORNFROST
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Mind you, the same thing happened to Jesus last time. People cast him out, called him a liar and a charlatan, religious groups conspired to defame him... |
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Demi-God
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![]() Yes, but it doesn't matter which testament you read, Jesus never claimed to be anyone but Jesus...
This guy is having serious identity problems.... He's been 4 people in the last 19 years! |
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Demi-God
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![]() Actually, this guy knows exactly what he's doing. He's playing people and taking their money....
He may be an idiot, but apparently he's a smart one. |
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CORNFROST
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![]() Yeah but he thought he was just Jesus, not the son of God - then he found out and it was a big deal for him. Why would he have claimed to be anyone else? Jesus hadn't been around before, except now this could be the second coming and this guy could have only just found out the truth. Who are you to say how God should do things? You're just assuming this guy isn't Jesus, you don't know at all
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CORNFROST
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![]() So in summary hail Jesus
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Demi-God
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![]() You're just trying to provoke me, so I'm bowing out of this one...
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Socialphobic
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![]() hey man when jesus was claiming to be the son of the big guy everyone was like no way turned out he was the son of the big guy.
im just sayin. |
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Demi-God
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![]() Yes, but 3 years after claiming to be Jesus, he now claims to be the antichrist and has people getting 666 tattoos.
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Socialphobic
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![]() you never know man.
you never know. |
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CORNFROST
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Demi-God
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![]() What is reasonable about it? He has a 666 tattoo and is encouraging his congregation to get one as well. That doesn't sound very Jesus like to me!
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Immortal
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![]() so after reading the current britany spears thread,
has he gotten to her too? |
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Demi-God
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![]() She needs to be checked for a 666 tattoo!
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CORNFROST
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