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05-24-2014, 04:46 AM | #31 |
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The important thing is that you stay worried at all times
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05-24-2014, 08:06 AM | #32 |
Brazilian Blouselord
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You'll never hit the ball if you don't swing the bat, Trots.
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05-24-2014, 09:34 AM | #33 |
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I think he's waiting for a walk.
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05-24-2014, 09:50 AM | #34 |
Brazilian Blouselord
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That'll only get you to first base.
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05-24-2014, 10:23 AM | #35 |
Braindead
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Yeah this. Acquaint them instead, go out for drinks/coffee/whatever, have conversations about mutual interests, but don't try to fuck them.
If you must fuck them, trying not to fuck them might work better than trying to fuck them anyway. |
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05-24-2014, 10:48 AM | #36 |
Consume my pants.
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It’s OK. This is life, such is life. You look OK, you'll be OK. Time will tell if it’s God’s will. It is what it is. I feel your pain. Live and let live and just be yourself. You’ll get over it if you don’t dwell on it. It could be worse. It was meant to be. Just think positive. Patience is a virtue. You’ll get through it and your time will come. Own it and move on. You’ll get better at it. Keep a stiff upper lip. What’s done is done, don’t let it eat at you. Get on with your life, it wasn’t meant to be. Things will work out. We all have problems. Happiness is a choice. Don’t let it bother you. Things will get easier if you just follow your heart. Nothing is impossible. It’s for your own good. You’re better than this. You’re lucky to be alive. Time heals all wounds. Something will turn up. Look on the bright side and don’t linger on the past. Tomorrow will be better, just don’t think about it. Take it one day at a time. Let it slide off your back and don’t let it get you down. Just try harder next time. Tomorrow’s another day. You still have your health. You’ll be better off for this. Don’t let life get you down. You did the best you could. At least you’re not homeless. Everything’s going to be OK. This is just a bump in the road. You gotta do what you gotta do. There’s plenty of fish in the sea and it will all be worth it in the end. Everything happens for a reason. You just have to try a little harder. You have to know you limitations. The only thing to fear is fear itself. You just need to believe in yourself because your negativity is your only hurdle. You can be anything you want to be. There is someone worse off than you. You have your whole life ahead of you. Good things come to people who wait. If life gives you lemons, make lemonade. There’s somebody out there for everyone; you just haven’t met the right person yet. If at first you don’t succeed, try, try again. What doesn’t kill you makes you stronger. You’re making a mountain out of a molehill. Life doesn’t give you things you can’t handle. Things would be better if you were more positive.
You'll thank me for this one day. |
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05-24-2014, 10:56 AM | #37 |
Braindead
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don't fart in their vicinity
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05-24-2014, 11:00 AM | #38 |
mirrar quit netphoria
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05-24-2014, 12:19 PM | #39 | |
Minion of Satan
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THAT'S A GOOD ATTITUDE TO HAVE IN LIFE. I mean sure you were gonna fail anyway but don't you want to do that much at least? This way you can be reassured in your belief that life sucks and there's nothing good that will ever happen. |
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05-24-2014, 02:55 PM | #40 |
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05-24-2014, 06:02 PM | #41 |
*****
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act like you don't care about shit.... be a complete asshole, cause that's the kind of guys women go after
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05-24-2014, 06:03 PM | #42 |
*****
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I like men who listen to coast to coast am.
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05-24-2014, 06:22 PM | #43 |
Socialphobic
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i like how the host is so nonplussed at some of his callers
"the left side of my brain is inhabited by the dark lord Malcoth, until a portal opened in my bathroom mirror and sucked him out" "hmm.. seems legit.." |
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05-24-2014, 06:24 PM | #44 |
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Sometimes I just laugh at George Noorey's responses to some of these people. He really has heard it all.
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05-24-2014, 09:00 PM | #45 | |
Dute of Seven Y's
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Because you totally SHOULD. |
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05-24-2014, 09:45 PM | #46 | |
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i just would like to put my best foot forward in a non office policy shattering i'm not suggestive to you in a bar kind of way you know i mean jeez guys i just want to maybe have a date and not be like duplicitous by being golly sure i'm your friend at first the whole time i just would like to have a date to go see SWANS because she also loves swans or might love swans or could love swans ~ i think even my thread is wrong even these questions are wrong i have the wrong mindset to begin with and i suffer from profound insecurity to protect the human race from having more of my genetic stock in the gene pool |
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05-24-2014, 09:45 PM | #47 |
Banned
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05-24-2014, 09:46 PM | #48 |
Banned
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05-25-2014, 12:06 AM | #49 |
Braindead
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I'm sorry, it's just that when people say "meeting women", it's usually implied that they want to meet women just to fuck them.
If I'm going to a show I usually just ask people if they're interested in going. |
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05-25-2014, 12:10 AM | #50 |
Minion of Satan
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In all occasions remember to be good looking.
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05-25-2014, 01:25 AM | #51 |
Just Hook it to My Veins!
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now this thread makes you sound like Elliot Rodger.
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05-25-2014, 02:22 AM | #52 |
Braindead
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Rodger is about an extreme a case as you can get.
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05-25-2014, 02:55 AM | #53 |
Banned
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05-25-2014, 03:00 AM | #54 |
Braindead
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yes
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05-25-2014, 03:53 AM | #55 |
Brazilian Blouselord
Location: heavy metal pool party
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How's that axe wound feel wrapped tightly around your campaigning erection?
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05-25-2014, 06:15 AM | #56 |
Banned
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05-25-2014, 08:48 AM | #57 |
Through Silver In Buds
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05-25-2014, 09:41 AM | #58 |
Banned
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right on muthafukka!!
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05-25-2014, 03:01 PM | #59 |
Banned
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05-26-2014, 04:28 AM | #60 |
Socialphobic
Location: you look like you like to hang out. you look like you like to hang out and drink soda
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show them your wang
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