Your Facebook Friends List's Idea of Humour

[FoolofaTook]

I srsly don't get the vienna one? Maybe. Cos I've been to Wien and its seems normal?

I remember my bro cracking up at all the "dongs" on korean road signs. dong means town. i didn't find it funny at all.

[FoolofaTook]

Poots
have you ever
pleasurd yourself
with splintered bamboo shoots?

[redbreegull]

I also don't understand the boys' choir one. Is it just funny because it's a weird picture?

[Disco King]

You would think this is meant to be ironic, but it was posted by an actual conspiracy-theory page and shared by a conspiracy-theory-believing Facebook friend I have.



Although, since most pages on Facebook just re-post other people's content without proper attribution, it's likely that the comical intent of whoever created the image was lost on the people that later put it on their own page.

[run2pee]

Hmmmmmm I had a LEGO as a Kid, this one IIRC

Couldn't do much with just this one LEGO. Sucked. Mom/Dad said they were 2 expensive 2 buy another 1 this why'm so fucked up today

[FoolofaTook]

I always wanted that pirate ship. That was the best lego set back in the day.

[FoolofaTook]

My first lego set was the Robin Hood hideout.

[run2pee]

Shit was like $369 dollars no joke

[teh b0lly!!1]

[myosis]

cats be funny

[teh b0lly!!1]

it's funny because it looks like a cat council

[LaBelle]

"The dog must be destroyed!"

"one does not simply walk into a kennel"

"you have my claw!"

[MyOneAndOnly]

[crabshack]

Destroy meme culture

[MyOneAndOnly]

Richard Dawkins created the term "Meme".

Every time you post a meme on the internet Richard Dawkins gets a dollar because of royalties.

[LaBelle]

Originally Posted by crabshack

Destroy meme culture

But then people would have to come up with the clever jokes instead of just having the work done for them!

[Disco King]

Destroy gene culture

[MyOneAndOnly]

Richard Dawkins created the term Meme while he was developing his theories on Genes

[MyOneAndOnly]

I met richard dawkins the night before the November election. He was here in town the same night as Donald Trump. It's fitting that Trump held a rally election eve in a shitty little arena in the suburbs and Richard Dawkins spoke in one of the most beautiful old churches in the city.

[Disco King]

Originally Posted by scottytheoneand

Richard Dawkins created the term Meme while he was developing his theories on Genes

His coinage of the word "meme" was an analogy with genes. Just as biological traits that are better suited to the environment are more likely to be passed on and undergo further mutation, ideas and thoughts that are more "fit" get passed on from person to person, and get altered along the way.

As a metaphor, sure, it fits and is poetic. It works as nothing more than a metaphor, however. The mechanism that mediates the transfer and mutation of biological traits is not some abstract thing, it's the chromosome and its alleles. DNA packets, actual tangible things that exist in cells and split and have their molecules alter.

There is no analogous "unit" of cultural ideas. There are no "memes," in the Dawkinian sense.

Though many people recognize that this is no more than a useful metaphor, there is some really embarrassing actual "research" being conducted into memes, as if they are real. There is at least one journal of memetics, with articles by people bizarrely reifying this non-scientific concept, and who seem to be completely unaware that we already have far more useful frameworks for understanding the transmission and "mutation" of cultural ideas, namely anthropology, sociology, psychology, political science, etc. These things treat ideas as they actually are and don't pretend they are gene-like units of thought.

[MyOneAndOnly]

yeah, i know all that. Dawkins spoke for a while when he was here more specifically on Alleles. He sounded like he really wanted to spend two hours on it, but Julia Sweeney got him off of it and onto more general discussion topics. Kind of a bummer. I'd like to hear more on biology.

[MyOneAndOnly]

a friend of mine posted this on FB today. she posts shit like this every single day. some of her friends commented on it with statements like:


"Scary and harsh, but true. On my way to the gym, and ordered some Spanish text books this morning! #goals"

"Don't tell this to a liberal. All of those things should be given to me without having to do anything. ��"

"It's a gift to those who's life sucks I guess."


http://thoughtcatalog.com/becca-mart...sucks-so-much/

If you think your life sucks, it probably does. If you think the world is out to get you, it probably is. If you think you deserve more, you probably do.

The only thing in the world holding you back from achieving greatness is in fact you.
If you think the world is out to get you it’s because you have a shit attitude towards life – you’re looking at everything the wrong way. You’re using the negatives to fuel you instead of the positives. You’re letting the negatives control your mind and in turn you’re allowing them control of your life. You’re letting the bad things win.

You will never amount to any form of greatness if you spend your life working some boring desk job that just drains you of your energy because you’re too lazy to get out and search for something more fulfilling – that is no one’s fault but your own.

You will never be happy if you’re constantly looking at the negatives. You will never reach happiness in your life if you’re constantly surrounding yourself by people and things that drain you.

[run2pee]

Seems pretty basic. Seems pretty embarrassing to put on Fbook

But then again what do I know about Fbook. Whole thing weirdos me out, man

Don't wanna find out all the shit that's in peoples heads all the time

[FoolofaTook]

I quit fb

fuck that shit!

[teh b0lly!!1]

If you think your life sucks, it probably does. If you think the world is out to get you, it probably is. If you think you deserve more, you probably do.

the thought of first world people posting their first world problems like this on their first world internet just makes me sick




...they should post on netphoria and join the sad sex thread instead :

[FoolofaTook]

Fb is so not compatible with 2nd wave norweigen black metal

[LaBelle]

... or 3rd wave ska.

[Disco King]

[Cool As Ice Cream]

lol!
after being sued successfully five times, they finally learned.

[LaBelle]

i'd buy that for a dollar.