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Old 01-08-2007, 12:23 PM   #1
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Arrow last night i faked my birthday at a bar.

i had about 10 free shots and this morning i woke up with PUKE EVERYWHERE well not really everywhere but on my jeans on the floor... i checked the bathroom to make sure i didnt make a mess in there, and i didn't i just puked all over my jeans i suppose.

happy birthday to me.

 
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Old 01-08-2007, 12:24 PM   #2
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Old 01-08-2007, 12:27 PM   #3
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Old 01-08-2007, 12:27 PM   #4
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awesome.

 
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Old 01-08-2007, 12:28 PM   #5
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i dont remember the last time i puked from drinking

i think it might have been that night i was in my mate's brothers house and i puked along his wall, then in his sink, then he tried to suck my dick while i was sleeping

yeah, weird, i know my limits nowadays

my favourite bar here does tons of free stuff on your birthday but the manager knows me and the wife

 
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Old 01-08-2007, 12:34 PM   #6
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suuuuure, he tried to suck YOUR dick. uh huh.

 
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Old 01-08-2007, 12:44 PM   #7
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i had about 10 free shots and this morning i woke up with PUKE EVERYWHERE well not really everywhere but on my jeans on the floor... i checked the bathroom to make sure i didnt make a mess in there, and i didn't i just puked all over my jeans i suppose.

happy birthday to me.
i think this might be the most definitive geek usa post ever

 
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Old 01-08-2007, 12:46 PM   #8
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i had about 10 free shots and this morning i woke up with PUKE EVERYWHERE well not really everywhere but on my jeans on the floor... i checked the bathroom to make sure i didnt make a mess in there, and i didn't i just puked all over my jeans i suppose.

happy birthday to me.
do you still live with your parents?

 
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Old 01-08-2007, 12:54 PM   #9
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I did this at a restaurant once, to get free ice cream.

 
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Old 01-08-2007, 12:58 PM   #10
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I did this at a restaurant once, to get free ice cream.
you're one hard motherfucker, mo

 
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Old 01-08-2007, 01:01 PM   #11
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you're one hard motherfucker, mo
I know.
I was ten, though, and my uncle [not Severin] though it was funny, so he played along.

 
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Old 01-08-2007, 01:04 PM   #12
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is severin actually your uncle? woax

i thought you guys were just good mates

 
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Old 01-08-2007, 01:10 PM   #13
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is severin actually your uncle? woax

i thought you guys were just good mates
Maybe he's a bit more than "just an uncle", but yes, he's really my mom's younger brother. And he was my godfather, for that matter.

He and his girlfriend gave me a goddamn Ebow for Christmas - that was a really really awesome present. It rocks, so to speak.

 
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Old 01-08-2007, 01:28 PM   #14
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damn geo is one classy broad

 
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Old 01-08-2007, 01:32 PM   #15
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Maybe he's a bit more than "just an uncle"
heheh. i catch your drift dude. i think that's cool man you know what im sayin

;-o

 
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Old 01-08-2007, 01:32 PM   #16
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damn geo is one classy broad

why thank you.

 
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Old 01-08-2007, 01:39 PM   #17
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heheh. i catch your drift dude. i think that's cool man you know what im sayin

;-o
Yeah, speaking about it this frankly always makes me a little bit uncomfortable. But thanks for your open-minded understanding.

 
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Old 01-08-2007, 01:51 PM   #18
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My ex and I were having a fight at Pizza Hut so my friends that were at the table with us decided to tell the waiters it was his birthday while we were outside having a cigarette and arguing. So we came in to sit down and all the waiters come over with a big sundae w/candles and start singing to him, it was pretty funny because he was so pissed off. We liked to fuck with him.

Getting booze though is a lot better than sundaes imo.

 
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Old 01-08-2007, 01:52 PM   #19
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My ex and I were having a fight at Pizza Hut so my friends that were at the table with us decided to tell the waiters it was his birthday while we were outside having a cigarette and arguing. So we came in to sit down and all the waiters come over with a big sundae w/candles and start singing to him, it was pretty funny because he was so pissed off. We liked to fuck with him.
This sounds like something Chandler and Joey would do.

 
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Old 01-08-2007, 02:15 PM   #20
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on my 21st my over-21 friends took me out and i didn't buy a drink all night, of course. i ended up sitting at this table with 3 people and they bought me a couple of shots.

last thing i remember was looking down at the table. ans the table getting closer and closer. then i woke up on the floor of my apartment. ahahaha.

apparently my friends had to drag my lifeless body up stairs and inside.

 
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Old 01-08-2007, 02:20 PM   #21
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i had about 10 free shots and this morning i woke up with PUKE EVERYWHERE well not really everywhere but on my jeans on the floor... i checked the bathroom to make sure i didnt make a mess in there, and i didn't i just puked all over my jeans i suppose.
Something similar happened to me and that's when I decided to take it easy on the drinks for a while.

 
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Old 01-08-2007, 05:31 PM   #22
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[IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v608/********_s/IMG00207-1.jpg[/IMG]

 
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Old 01-08-2007, 05:32 PM   #23
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i'm so nasty!

Last edited by Geek USA : 01-08-2007 at 07:18 PM.

 
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Old 01-08-2007, 08:12 PM   #24
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my hangover just started.

 
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Old 01-08-2007, 08:14 PM   #25
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Whats so nasty about your puke being all red?

 
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Old 01-08-2007, 08:34 PM   #26
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why didnt they check your id to see that you were LYiNG!

 
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Old 01-08-2007, 08:37 PM   #27
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you should have a talk with her

 
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Old 01-08-2007, 08:38 PM   #28
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"..young lady"

 
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Old 01-08-2007, 08:39 PM   #29
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Old 01-08-2007, 08:40 PM   #30
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Absinthe and honey peanuts in Prague. Sick in the bin. Never again.

 
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