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let's see your penis!
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![]() the commercials for Tag Body Spray would drive me to hard-line feminism
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cibohplaicos
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![]() i have some adidas body spray. i put it on on those days i dont feel like showering.
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cibohplaicos
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![]() I've never used a body spray. I just use generic brand equivalent of Old Spice High Endurance Fresh Scent
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let's see your penis!
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![]() i don't get what all the scents mean. wild card. first move. after hours. what the fuck is "first move" supposed to smell like.
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cibohplaicos
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![]() tag and axe are disgusting
the people who use shit like this are invariably the worst people you'll ever meet |
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![]() adam m probably bathes in it
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car wash cunt
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![]() yeah, I really hate those stupid commercials.
and that stuff smells like shit. I saw a girl almost get fucked in the middle of a party last night. that dude must have been wearing TAG |
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let's see your penis!
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![]() i was in a drug store yesterday and this 13 year old little shit in huge basketball shorts with bling and shitloads of gel in his hair was whining at his mom that he needed more Axe.
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Apocalyptic Poster
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let's see your penis!
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I'M FROM ITALY
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Location: Back the tape up. I need it again! Let it roll! Just as high as the fucker can go! And when it comes to that fantastic note where the rabbit bites its own head off, I want you to THROW THAT FUCKING RADIO INTO THE TUB WITH ME!
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![]() I don't use axe, but some girls told me that Axe Africe have a scent that turns them on. But I don't like so I'll never use it.
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Brazilian Blouselord
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![]() Any girl who ever says that she likes the way Axe or Tag smell is a dumb bitch who fell for commercials and allows her television to tell her what to think. Any other bird who says Axe and Tag smell like shit gets an immediate pass on to round two of my criteria for "awesome" (ie. someone I'd want to keep as opposed to bang and forget). The next round would of course be me explaining that I'm a registered member of the Cyberathlete Amature League and gauging her reaction. If she's not laughing at how pathetic I am then I move on to round Three. Round three is the final round and in it I offer her a can of Mountain Dew. I say "This Dew's for you," and if she accepts, she's in. If she says "I don't drink pop," (soda to all you other humans) then she sucks, or if she does drink pop yet does not enjoy the taste of Mountain Dew, she's got no chance. I have high standards for women, yeah, but Axe and Tag still smell absolutely horrible and no female ever liked how it smelled, they just bought into what they saw on TV because they're lonely, mindless, and pathetic.
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![]() its aint bad smelling stuff though. I get an axe sample bottle every term. I entered a contest (as per the hobby of mine) and won an axe prize pack. It has a dvd with a 25 minute movie about this new body wash of theres done as a dateline spoof.
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I'M FROM ITALY
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Location: Back the tape up. I need it again! Let it roll! Just as high as the fucker can go! And when it comes to that fantastic note where the rabbit bites its own head off, I want you to THROW THAT FUCKING RADIO INTO THE TUB WITH ME!
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![]() yeah the marketing campaign for order of the serptine is the worst. its all about using this body wash to cleanse yourself after a questionable hookup.
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NOPE.
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let's see your penis!
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![]() i just got invited to a party which would be my first non-work socialization with peers in weeks and i can't even begin to make myself want to go.i didn't want to make a new thread for this. i hate myself.
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Minion of Satan
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I actually read all this and was amused. |
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Brazilian Blouselord
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![]() So uh... Aeroplane... I'm a member of the Cyberathlete Amature League. Eh? Eh?
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Minion of Satan
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![]() I'm such a geek, I don't even know what that is, so it's fine by me.
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Brazilian Blouselord
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![]() http://www.caleague.com/
It's mostly associated with Counter-Strike but if you click on Choose Division you can see the games across which it stretches. |
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![]() Okay, Axe is now officially my favorite. From Wiki:
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![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Okay, henceforth ITT, we suggest new fragrance names. I nominate Starfish, Blue Funk, and Wankel Rotary Engine |
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Minion of Satan
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![]() i nominate 'Rock Hard' or 'Pussy Galore'
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Minion of Satan
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NO FATS
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![]() sex panther
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