if i were a woman

neopryn · 07-29-2006, 02:05 PM

the commercials for Tag Body Spray would drive me to hard-line feminism

wally · 07-29-2006, 02:05 PM

agreed

Elvis The Fat Years · 07-29-2006, 02:06 PM

i have some adidas body spray. i put it on on those days i dont feel like showering.

wally · 07-29-2006, 02:07 PM

I've never used a body spray. I just use generic brand equivalent of Old Spice High Endurance Fresh Scent

neopryn · 07-29-2006, 02:07 PM

i don't get what all the scents mean. wild card. first move. after hours. what the fuck is "first move" supposed to smell like.

wally · 07-29-2006, 02:08 PM

drunken desperation

07-29-2006, 02:10 PM

tag and axe are disgusting
the people who use shit like this are invariably the worst people you'll ever meet

07-29-2006, 02:10 PM

adam m probably bathes in it

Geek USA · 07-29-2006, 02:11 PM

yeah, I really hate those stupid commercials.
and that stuff smells like shit.

I saw a girl almost get fucked in the middle of a party last night. that dude must have been wearing TAG

neopryn · 07-29-2006, 02:15 PM

i was in a drug store yesterday and this 13 year old little shit in huge basketball shorts with bling and shitloads of gel in his hair was whining at his mom that he needed more Axe.

Argh · 07-29-2006, 02:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by neopryn

i was in a drug store yesterday and this 13 year old little shit in huge basketball shorts with bling and shitloads of gel in his hair was whining at his mom that he needed more Axe.

10 bucks says the little wigger could probably best you in a fight

neopryn · 07-29-2006, 02:34 PM

you're on

StillBecomingApart · 07-29-2006, 02:43 PM

I don't use axe, but some girls told me that Axe Africe have a scent that turns them on. But I don't like so I'll never use it.

duovamp · 07-29-2006, 03:24 PM

Any girl who ever says that she likes the way Axe or Tag smell is a dumb bitch who fell for commercials and allows her television to tell her what to think. Any other bird who says Axe and Tag smell like shit gets an immediate pass on to round two of my criteria for "awesome" (ie. someone I'd want to keep as opposed to bang and forget). The next round would of course be me explaining that I'm a registered member of the Cyberathlete Amature League and gauging her reaction. If she's not laughing at how pathetic I am then I move on to round Three. Round three is the final round and in it I offer her a can of Mountain Dew. I say "This Dew's for you," and if she accepts, she's in. If she says "I don't drink pop," (soda to all you other humans) then she sucks, or if she does drink pop yet does not enjoy the taste of Mountain Dew, she's got no chance. I have high standards for women, yeah, but Axe and Tag still smell absolutely horrible and no female ever liked how it smelled, they just bought into what they saw on TV because they're lonely, mindless, and pathetic.

Elvis The Fat Years · 07-29-2006, 03:35 PM

MrPantyFAce · 07-29-2006, 03:47 PM

its aint bad smelling stuff though. I get an axe sample bottle every term. I entered a contest (as per the hobby of mine) and won an axe prize pack. It has a dvd with a 25 minute movie about this new body wash of theres done as a dateline spoof.

StillBecomingApart · 07-29-2006, 03:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MrPantyFAce

It has a dvd with a 25 minute movie about this new body wash of theres done as a dateline spoof.

aahahahahahahahah

MrPantyFAce · 07-29-2006, 03:57 PM

yeah the marketing campaign for order of the serptine is the worst. its all about using this body wash to cleanse yourself after a questionable hookup.

pale blue eyes · 07-29-2006, 04:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Geek USA

yeah, I really hate those stupid commercials.
and that stuff smells like shit.

Agreed on both. And I'm such a sucker for nice smelling stuff, I'm not sure what demographic that shit is supposed to appeal to but apparently I am not in it.

neopryn · 07-29-2006, 04:34 PM

i just got invited to a party which would be my first non-work socialization with peers in weeks and i can't even begin to make myself want to go.i didn't want to make a new thread for this. i hate myself.

Aeroplane · 07-29-2006, 04:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by duovamp

Any girl who ever says that she likes the way Axe or Tag smell is a dumb bitch who fell for commercials and allows her television to tell her what to think. Any other bird who says Axe and Tag smell like shit gets an immediate pass on to round two of my criteria for "awesome" (ie. someone I'd want to keep as opposed to bang and forget). The next round would of course be me explaining that I'm a registered member of the Cyberathlete Amature League and gauging her reaction. If she's not laughing at how pathetic I am then I move on to round Three. Round three is the final round and in it I offer her a can of Mountain Dew. I say "This Dew's for you," and if she accepts, she's in. If she says "I don't drink pop," (soda to all you other humans) then she sucks, or if she does drink pop yet does not enjoy the taste of Mountain Dew, she's got no chance. I have high standards for women, yeah, but Axe and Tag still smell absolutely horrible and no female ever liked how it smelled, they just bought into what they saw on TV because they're lonely, mindless, and pathetic.

I actually read all this and was amused.

duovamp · 07-29-2006, 04:44 PM

So uh... Aeroplane... I'm a member of the Cyberathlete Amature League. Eh? Eh?

Aeroplane · 07-29-2006, 04:46 PM

I'm such a geek, I don't even know what that is, so it's fine by me.

duovamp · 07-29-2006, 04:50 PM

http://www.caleague.com/

It's mostly associated with Counter-Strike but if you click on Choose Division you can see the games across which it stretches.

alisonmonster · 07-29-2006, 04:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by neopryn

i just got invited to a party which would be my first non-work socialization with peers in weeks and i can't even begin to make myself want to go.i didn't want to make a new thread for this. i hate myself.

yeah i get that way sometimes too. It just gets worse and worse the longer you don't go out - i have a friend who has this problem and it just got worse over the past 5 years and now he sees people maybe once a year if he has too. you could go for a half hour and if its too painful, make up an excuse to leave.

Shparticus · 07-29-2006, 04:54 PM

Okay, Axe is now officially my favorite. From Wiki:

Quote:

On the US Market, there are currently ten fragrances available in the Axe deodorant line excluding some limited editions.

Essence
Kilo
Orion
Phoenix
Touch
Tsunami
Unlimited
Voodoo
Clix
Apollo

Some limited edition Axe scents released on the US market *******:
Ready (limited edition)
Recovery (limited edition)
Relapse (limited edition)
Willing (limited edition)

Internationally, a number of additional fragrances are available. While all of these can be found under the Axe brand, some are also sold under the Lynx brand.
Accelerate
Africa
Air (limited edition)
Alaska
Anti-Hangover (limited edition)
Atlantis
Below-0 (limited edition)
Click
eau de Katherine
Horny juice (limited edition)
Dimension
Gravity
Ice (limited edition)
Ignite (limited edition)
Inca
Java
Jet
Marine
Mirage
Musk
Phoenix
Pulse
Sexy (limited edition)
Silver Fusion (limited edition)
Touch
Unlimited
White Label (limited edition)

Okay, henceforth ITT, we suggest new fragrance names.

I nominate Starfish, Blue Funk, and Wankel Rotary Engine

alisonmonster · 07-29-2006, 04:57 PM

i nominate 'Rock Hard' or 'Pussy Galore'

Aeroplane · 07-29-2006, 05:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by duovamp

http://www.caleague.com/

It's mostly associated with Counter-Strike but if you click on Choose Division you can see the games across which it stretches.

huh. so what is this exactly?

ravenguy2000 · 07-29-2006, 06:08 PM

07-29-2006, 06:11 PM

sex panther

07-29-2006, 02:05 PM	#1
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07-29-2006, 02:05 PM	#2
wally cibohplaicos Posts: 10,310	agreed

07-29-2006, 02:06 PM	#3
Elvis The Fat Years 007 373 5963 Posts: 31,423	i have some adidas body spray. i put it on on those days i dont feel like showering.

07-29-2006, 02:07 PM	#4
wally cibohplaicos Posts: 10,310	I've never used a body spray. I just use generic brand equivalent of Old Spice High Endurance Fresh Scent

07-29-2006, 02:08 PM	#6
wally cibohplaicos Posts: 10,310	drunken desperation

07-29-2006, 02:10 PM	#7
MusicMan4 Posts: n/a	tag and axe are disgusting the people who use shit like this are invariably the worst people you'll ever meet

07-29-2006, 02:11 PM	#9
Geek USA car wash cunt Location: cuyler ave Posts: 39,772	yeah, I really hate those stupid commercials. and that stuff smells like shit. I saw a girl almost get fucked in the middle of a party last night. that dude must have been wearing TAG

07-29-2006, 02:15 PM	#10
neopryn let's see your penis! Location: i had a few beers, but i'm cool to drive Posts: 31,868	i was in a drug store yesterday and this 13 year old little shit in huge basketball shorts with bling and shitloads of gel in his hair was whining at his mom that he needed more Axe.

07-29-2006, 02:34 PM	#12
neopryn let's see your penis! Location: i had a few beers, but i'm cool to drive Posts: 31,868	you're on

07-29-2006, 02:43 PM	#13
StillBecomingApart I'M FROM ITALY Location: Back the tape up. I need it again! Let it roll! Just as high as the fucker can go! And when it comes to that fantastic note where the rabbit bites its own head off, I want you to THROW THAT FUCKING RADIO INTO THE TUB WITH ME! Posts: 4,371	I don't use axe, but some girls told me that Axe Africe have a scent that turns them on. But I don't like so I'll never use it.

07-29-2006, 03:24 PM	#14
duovamp Brazilian Blouselord Location: heavy metal pool party Posts: 35,464	Any girl who ever says that she likes the way Axe or Tag smell is a dumb bitch who fell for commercials and allows her television to tell her what to think. Any other bird who says Axe and Tag smell like shit gets an immediate pass on to round two of my criteria for "awesome" (ie. someone I'd want to keep as opposed to bang and forget). The next round would of course be me explaining that I'm a registered member of the Cyberathlete Amature League and gauging her reaction. If she's not laughing at how pathetic I am then I move on to round Three. Round three is the final round and in it I offer her a can of Mountain Dew. I say "This Dew's for you," and if she accepts, she's in. If she says "I don't drink pop," (soda to all you other humans) then she sucks, or if she does drink pop yet does not enjoy the taste of Mountain Dew, she's got no chance. I have high standards for women, yeah, but Axe and Tag still smell absolutely horrible and no female ever liked how it smelled, they just bought into what they saw on TV because they're lonely, mindless, and pathetic.

07-29-2006, 03:35 PM	#15
Elvis The Fat Years 007 373 5963 Posts: 31,423

07-29-2006, 03:47 PM	#16
MrPantyFAce Apocalyptic Poster Posts: 1,781	its aint bad smelling stuff though. I get an axe sample bottle every term. I entered a contest (as per the hobby of mine) and won an axe prize pack. It has a dvd with a 25 minute movie about this new body wash of theres done as a dateline spoof.

07-29-2006, 03:57 PM	#18
MrPantyFAce Apocalyptic Poster Posts: 1,781	yeah the marketing campaign for order of the serptine is the worst. its all about using this body wash to cleanse yourself after a questionable hookup.

07-29-2006, 04:34 PM	#20
neopryn let's see your penis! Location: i had a few beers, but i'm cool to drive Posts: 31,868	i just got invited to a party which would be my first non-work socialization with peers in weeks and i can't even begin to make myself want to go.i didn't want to make a new thread for this. i hate myself.

07-29-2006, 04:44 PM	#22
duovamp Brazilian Blouselord Location: heavy metal pool party Posts: 35,464	So uh... Aeroplane... I'm a member of the Cyberathlete Amature League. Eh? Eh?

07-29-2006, 04:46 PM	#23
Aeroplane Minion of Satan Location: fine. i must finally admit it: LA, CA Posts: 8,587	I'm such a geek, I don't even know what that is, so it's fine by me.

07-29-2006, 04:50 PM	#24
duovamp Brazilian Blouselord Location: heavy metal pool party Posts: 35,464	http://www.caleague.com/ It's mostly associated with Counter-Strike but if you click on Choose Division you can see the games across which it stretches.

07-29-2006, 04:57 PM	#27
alisonmonster Minion of Satan Location: gasoline alley Posts: 9,019	i nominate 'Rock Hard' or 'Pussy Galore'

07-29-2006, 06:08 PM	#29
ravenguy2000 NO FATS Location: NO FEMS Posts: 29,008