Your favourite quotes from anything

[F.Delacroix]

Originally Posted by Elphenor

"Hey, why don't you go swallow razor blades?"

-Lou Reed

i buy into the punk rock mindset

[Trotskilicious]

workers of the world unite

[Elphenor]

Shoplifters of the world unite and take over

[Trotskilicious]

She said 'I know you, and you cannot sing.' I said that's nothing, you should hear me play piano. ~ Morrissey

[Elphenor]

I don't know why people want to meet
All they know is that they'll breed like rabbits in the end
Because ordinary people on the street they never know
But if they can't be rabbits they'll be friends

-Robyn Hitchcock

[Shallowed]

Originally Posted by Elphenor

"Hey, why don't you go swallow razor blades?"

-Lou Reed

I really like this line.

But the funny thing is happened to her nose
It grew until it reached all of her toes
Now when they say her feet smell, they mean her nose

[Elphenor]

Swoop Swoop
Oh baby Rock Rock

[Elphenor]

"Even if it was me and your grandma on bongos, it would still be The Fall"

-Mark E Smith

[slunken]

that actually was a legitimate lineup of the fall for a period of time, no shitting

[slunken]

which would lead us to here -> http://forums.netphoria.org/showpost...&postcount=137

[killtrocity]

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I have spent my whole life scared, frightened of things that could happen, might happen, might not happen, 50-years I spent like that. Finding myself awake at three in the morning. But you know what? Ever since my diagnosis, I sleep just fine.
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What I came to realize is that fear, that’s the worst of it. That’s the real enemy. So, get up, get out in the real world and you kick that bastard as hard you can right in the teeth.
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It’s kind of funny. When I got my diagnosis – cancer – I said to myself, ‘Why me?’ And then, the other day, when I got the good news, I said the same thing.

[Elphenor]

Originally Posted by slunken

which would lead us to here -> http://forums.netphoria.org/showpost...&postcount=137

Yeah and the actual quote is "If it's me and yer granny on bongos, it's the Fall."

[Shallowed]

Originally Posted by killtrocity

I have spent my whole life scared, frightened of things that could happen, might happen, might not happen, 50-years I spent like that. Finding myself awake at three in the morning. But you know what? Ever since my diagnosis, I sleep just fine.

It's human nature to be more scared of the unknown than the known.

[Trotskilicious]

People are terrified after diagnosis more often than not

[Elijah Moon]

"And you want to be my latex salesman?" - Seinfeld.

"I know I believe in nothing but it is my nothing." - Richey Edwards.

"Apart from that, how did you enjoy the play, Mrs Lincoln?"

[Shallowed]

Originally Posted by Trotskilicious

People are terrified after diagnosis more often than not

My point is that not being scared of death once you've been diagnosed isn't necessarily strange.

Or looking at it from another angle, if one suspects they might have a certain illness, one might be gripped with anxiety right up until they are diagnosed with negative test results. Which is obviously not strange.

[Elijah Moon]

"I broke up with my girlfriend because she was immature. She used to come into the bathroom while I was in the bath and sink my boats." - Woody Allen.

[Sonic Johnny]

"until you make the subconscious conscious it will rule your life and you will call it fate" - Jung

Can't think of anything I like or agree with so much.

[toase]

Ow you're just making yourself right now

[Trotskilicious]

there is a crack in everything
that's how the light gets in
-Leonard Cohen

[Elijah Moon]

Originally Posted by Sonic Johnny

"until you make the subconscious conscious it will rule your life and you will call it fate" - Jung

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I like that muchly.

[Trotskilicious]

i dunno if i buy that

[Elijah Moon]

"The tragedy of it is that nobody sees the look of desperation on my face. Thousands and thousands of us, and we're passing one another without a look of recognition." - Henry Miller

[Elijah Moon]

"Could it be any more orange?" - Comic Book Guy

(Makes no sense out of context and, speaking to others, I seem to be the only one who found that line hilarious).

[mxzombie]

something along the lines of, "it is better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak and remove all doubt," commonly attributed to the likes of mark twain but apparently its origin is some fellow name maurice switzer http://quoteinvestigator.com/2010/05/17/remain-silent/

i have to say i prefer it stated as i quoted it, rather than switzer's original wording

[Elijah Moon]

"I like you, because you're not right in the head / And nor am I..." - Morrissey.

[The exploding boy]

best line morrissey ever wrote is

"Let me put my hands on your mammary glands"

sorry to be juvenile but this is kinda genius.

Ok its not REALLY the best line but its one of my favorite. Also it doesn't sound like a joke the way he sings it which just makes it better. Most bands couldn't pull off that line because you'd be like "well that's retarded" but when Morrissey sings it you think, oh that is funny. And i have documented how i don't really like Morrissey before but credit where it's due. Also it's mainly as a person i don't like him. Though his lyrical and vocal mannerisms do grate after a while

[Elijah Moon]

Life lies a slow suicide
Orthodox dreams and symbolic myths
From feudal serf to spender
This wonderful world of purchase power

- Manic Street Preachers.

[F.Delacroix]

heave

[Elijah Moon]

"Pedophiles are fucking immature assholes."