update on me

silent1 · 01-17-2010, 02:18 PM

since i know ur all so interested. u will be happy to know i stopped fucking my ex wife. i moved on to nailing her friends. she wasnt thrilled about that. but that got old too so i started looking for a gf.

pause.

b4 i get to that i would like to mention that my house was robbed 6 times recently...long story.
also i quit my courier job for fear of getting caught embezzling money. so i started working at a dollar store where i banged the manager within the first week...then proceeded to move on to her friend the cashier.
needless to say i was fired soon after that.
um...its been so long i forgot where i left off with you guys.
dated a crackhead whore for a minute until she stole my car for a day and left me with her kids. also she sold me fake pills which was the straw that broke the camel's back.

so a few months ago i took my "best friend" to a court date downtown. he ended up in jail so i proceeded to pick up his gf and headed off to the bar. u can see where this is heading. sexy time.
to be cont.

Mo · 01-17-2010, 02:22 PM

I have eight sexually transmissible diseases...

hnibos · 01-17-2010, 02:23 PM

my life is quite unsatisfying...

silent1 · 01-17-2010, 02:24 PM

well in a nutshell he got out a week later and threatened to kill me. blah blah blah.
we r still together tho. she kicked him out and i moved in and things are actually looking up for once...besides the fact that i'm jobless and have no vehicle. did i mention she's a stripper?

detroit what!?
lol.

silent1 · 01-17-2010, 02:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mo

I have eight sexually transmissible diseases...

none of them are fake

silent1 · 01-17-2010, 02:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by hnibos

my life is quite unsatisfying...

don't act like you're not impressed lord hypnos.

hnibos · 01-17-2010, 02:31 PM

i feel bad for you

silent1 · 01-17-2010, 02:32 PM

send me money

hnibos · 01-17-2010, 02:33 PM

your stripper gf will just steal it from you

silent1 · 01-17-2010, 02:35 PM

lol. no. she's actually really nice. we had butt sex last night.

hnibos · 01-17-2010, 02:35 PM

sounds like a keeper, i guess

silent1 · 01-17-2010, 02:39 PM

indeed. she doesn't cook but i prefer my own cooking anyway. she has ocd tho and keeps the house in perfect condition. we make a good team. <3

silent1 · 01-17-2010, 02:41 PM

also i still like pizzza.

sickbadthing · 01-17-2010, 02:44 PM

silent1, have you ever just considered on a whim to start a book club to discuss your favorite oprah book club books?

silent1 · 01-17-2010, 02:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sickbadthing

silent1, have you ever just considered on a whim to start a book club to discuss your favorite oprah book club books?

can't say that i have. i can honestly only think of 2 of them.

silent1 · 01-17-2010, 02:52 PM

those being a million little pieces and the secret.

Dogfighter28 · 01-17-2010, 03:16 PM

http://www.newsgroper.com/files/post...canpsycho2.jpg

Future Boy · 01-17-2010, 04:09 PM

wait, you were married?

ATS · 01-17-2010, 07:35 PM

it's good to hear you don't have any kids yet

wHATcOLOR · 01-17-2010, 07:48 PM

have you seen avatar?

silent1 · 01-17-2010, 08:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Future Boy

wait, you were married?

yes for 5 years...its all in netphorian history...believe me.

silent1 · 01-17-2010, 08:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ATS

it's good to hear you don't have any kids yet

actually i do. lives in az. never seen her. kinda why im divorced now. besides, no one gives a shit what you think anyway.
kill yourself.

silent1 · 01-17-2010, 08:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by wHATcOLOR

have you seen avatar?

no. and i have no desire to.

silent1 · 01-17-2010, 08:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dogfighter28

http://www.newsgroper.com/files/post...canpsycho2.jpg

this man gets me. two thumbs up.

Eulogy · 01-17-2010, 08:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by silent1

actually i do. lives in az. never seen her. kinda why im divorced now. besides, no one gives a shit what you think anyway.
kill yourself.

man who could have seen that coming

Fattening Ass · 01-17-2010, 08:32 PM

what was that about butt sex

silent1 · 01-17-2010, 08:37 PM

oh. i had some last night and was assured there would be a repeat tonight. i enjoy it.

Toby · 01-17-2010, 08:44 PM

good to see u kept the crunk alive

silent1 · 01-17-2010, 08:51 PM

WHOOP WHOOP!

barden · 01-17-2010, 09:32 PM

silent1 i've been here longer than you but cant remember much about you. I thought you were a girl at first, probably confused with obscured01 or some shit.

But you sound like you'll be on Judge Mathis soon, before heading back home to the trailer park for some more buttsex with your best friends ex girlfriend / stripper. Maybe your estranged ex will sue you for child support on the kid you've never seen. Since you dont have a job or a car (must have flogged it again after getting it back from that crack whore, probably for crack, or some 'legit' pills) she's probably out of luck and has given up on you being any source of stablity or income for the little evolved ejaculation. Shoulda put that one in the butt too.

Man I am impressed, you're right.

01-17-2010, 02:18 PM	#1
silent1 Minion of Satan Location: detroit, mi Posts: 7,158	update on me since i know ur all so interested. u will be happy to know i stopped fucking my ex wife. i moved on to nailing her friends. she wasnt thrilled about that. but that got old too so i started looking for a gf. pause. b4 i get to that i would like to mention that my house was robbed 6 times recently...long story. also i quit my courier job for fear of getting caught embezzling money. so i started working at a dollar store where i banged the manager within the first week...then proceeded to move on to her friend the cashier. needless to say i was fired soon after that. um...its been so long i forgot where i left off with you guys. dated a crackhead whore for a minute until she stole my car for a day and left me with her kids. also she sold me fake pills which was the straw that broke the camel's back. so a few months ago i took my "best friend" to a court date downtown. he ended up in jail so i proceeded to pick up his gf and headed off to the bar. u can see where this is heading. sexy time. to be cont.

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01-17-2010, 02:22 PM	#2
Mo Immortal Posts: 20,964	I have eight sexually transmissible diseases...

01-17-2010, 02:23 PM	#3
hnibos Braindead Location: I was just reading, right? Posts: 15,023	my life is quite unsatisfying...

01-17-2010, 02:24 PM	#4
silent1 Minion of Satan Location: detroit, mi Posts: 7,158	well in a nutshell he got out a week later and threatened to kill me. blah blah blah. we r still together tho. she kicked him out and i moved in and things are actually looking up for once...besides the fact that i'm jobless and have no vehicle. did i mention she's a stripper? detroit what!? lol.

01-17-2010, 02:31 PM	#7
hnibos Braindead Location: I was just reading, right? Posts: 15,023	i feel bad for you

01-17-2010, 02:32 PM	#8
silent1 Minion of Satan Location: detroit, mi Posts: 7,158	send me money

01-17-2010, 02:33 PM	#9
hnibos Braindead Location: I was just reading, right? Posts: 15,023	your stripper gf will just steal it from you

01-17-2010, 02:35 PM	#10
silent1 Minion of Satan Location: detroit, mi Posts: 7,158	lol. no. she's actually really nice. we had butt sex last night.

01-17-2010, 02:39 PM	#12
silent1 Minion of Satan Location: detroit, mi Posts: 7,158	indeed. she doesn't cook but i prefer my own cooking anyway. she has ocd tho and keeps the house in perfect condition. we make a good team. <3

01-17-2010, 02:41 PM	#13
silent1 Minion of Satan Location: detroit, mi Posts: 7,158	also i still like pizzza.

01-17-2010, 02:44 PM	#14
sickbadthing Out fart the hottie! Location: I have super gonorrhoea Posts: 24,323	silent1, have you ever just considered on a whim to start a book club to discuss your favorite oprah book club books?

01-17-2010, 02:52 PM	#16
silent1 Minion of Satan Location: detroit, mi Posts: 7,158	those being a million little pieces and the secret.

01-17-2010, 03:16 PM	#17
Dogfighter28 ILL KILL UR DOG Location: Atlanta, GA Posts: 11,480	http://www.newsgroper.com/files/post...canpsycho2.jpg

01-17-2010, 04:09 PM	#18
Future Boy The Man of Tomorrow Posts: 26,965	wait, you were married?

01-17-2010, 07:35 PM	#19
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01-17-2010, 07:48 PM	#20
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01-17-2010, 08:32 PM	#26
Fattening Ass Just Hook it to My Veins! Location: Planet Nintendu 64 Posts: 30,819	what was that about butt sex

01-17-2010, 08:37 PM	#27
silent1 Minion of Satan Location: detroit, mi Posts: 7,158	oh. i had some last night and was assured there would be a repeat tonight. i enjoy it.

01-17-2010, 08:44 PM	#28
Toby Just Hook it to My Veins! Location: the mtns Posts: 43,045	good to see u kept the crunk alive

01-17-2010, 08:51 PM	#29
silent1 Minion of Satan Location: detroit, mi Posts: 7,158	WHOOP WHOOP!

01-17-2010, 09:32 PM	#30
barden Braindead Location: The Ghetto Posts: 19,597	silent1 i've been here longer than you but cant remember much about you. I thought you were a girl at first, probably confused with obscured01 or some shit. But you sound like you'll be on Judge Mathis soon, before heading back home to the trailer park for some more buttsex with your best friends ex girlfriend / stripper. Maybe your estranged ex will sue you for child support on the kid you've never seen. Since you dont have a job or a car (must have flogged it again after getting it back from that crack whore, probably for crack, or some 'legit' pills) she's probably out of luck and has given up on you being any source of stablity or income for the little evolved ejaculation. Shoulda put that one in the butt too. Man I am impressed, you're right.