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Old 07-10-2023, 02:40 AM   #1
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Default How long have you suspected Jonah Hill is an asshole

For me I always felt his acting skills could not fully explain his performance in Superbad

 
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Old 07-10-2023, 02:59 AM   #2
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Confirmed at first sight

 
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Old 07-10-2023, 03:25 AM   #3
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Would an asshole accept a mere $60,000 to star in a major Hollywood movie?

Sounds more like a hero 2 mee

 
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Old 07-10-2023, 01:16 PM   #4
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how long are we going to keep having our noses shoved in celebrity relationships

oh well, at least "surfer girl" gets her heightened notoriety for the day

yay!

 
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Old 07-10-2023, 04:18 PM   #5
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Yeah, I thought he was going to turn out to be a rapist or whatever, but I guess the story is just that shitty insecure manipulative boyfriend got dumped. Cool, many such cases.

Maybe I'd care more if he seemed particularly masterful at manipulation. Like, using a bunch of psychological tactics to put a vulnerable person into an inescapable situation. But it sounds liked he was just an insecure narcissist loser who whined about his successful surfer girlfriend having a life and got shown the door. There are a lot of bad relationships and shitty partners out there, but I guess I'm supposed to care about Hill in particular because he's a celebrity.

 
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Old 07-10-2023, 04:49 PM   #6
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Now Josh Peck being an asshole surprised me

 
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Old 07-10-2023, 08:07 PM   #7
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superbad is a terrible film, and Hill makes every film he is in progressively more terrible

 
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Old 07-10-2023, 08:25 PM   #8
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I like the part when he gets hit by the car

 
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Old 07-10-2023, 08:30 PM   #9
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I couldn't get through the first 20 minutes of Superbad.

 
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Old 07-10-2023, 09:51 PM   #10
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i saw the end on television, it feels like being at a high school lunch table in a bad mood with a headache while everyone else is laughing

 
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Old 07-10-2023, 10:34 PM   #11
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I’d assume being a main character in wolf of Wall Street permanately damaged his personality just like it did Leo dicaprios

 
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Old 07-10-2023, 10:36 PM   #12
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Moral of the story is for the ladies out there to never date famous men unless they are equally famous themselves… choose a handsome guy instead!

 
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Old 07-10-2023, 10:36 PM   #13
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I think justin long is probably a good guy at least

 
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Old 07-10-2023, 11:28 PM   #14
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I’d assume being a main character in wolf of Wall Street permanately damaged his personality just like it did Leo dicaprios
The effects of that movie must have been retroactive, extending into the '90s.

Leo and his "pussy possé" once ganged up on and beat up one guy because he had the gall to tell them to stop harassing his girlfriend.

 
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Old 07-11-2023, 04:10 AM   #15
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to be fair, that is one of the mandatory conditions for being in a "pussy possé"

 
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Old 07-11-2023, 08:01 AM   #16
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I have only recently started watching You so now I am surprised that there is a reason the troll account is called Joey Goldberg

i liked Superbad. I like Michael Cera. But Jonah Hill can go in the bin

Bad vibes right from the start

 
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Old 07-11-2023, 08:20 AM   #17
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Ugh, pparently the BBC presenter who paid a teenager for explicit photos may be Huw Edwards. The teenager, who was 17 when the presenter began paying them, is a boy - Huw Edwards is married with five kids.

Jonah Hill is an asshole. But I guess you’re right DK. Not at this level

 
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Old 07-11-2023, 10:23 AM   #18
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Love how the trend around here these days is to call anyone with a single post you don't like a "troll account"

sometimes people just don't agree with you

 
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Old 07-11-2023, 10:26 AM   #19
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DK essentially said a more illustrious version of what I did, is he a troll account too?

are we all

fuck!

 
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Old 07-11-2023, 12:15 PM   #20
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I didn't really expect to like Superbad, but I did. There was at least one unnecessary "gross out" scene, if I remember right, but overall I'd describe it as Fun.

I've never given Jonah Hill much thought, though.

 
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Old 07-11-2023, 01:40 PM   #21
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The depth of my understanding of Justin Long's involvement is "Justin Long's name keeps getting mentioned," but as a longtime alt.justin-long.die.die.die Cabal (there is no cabal) Captain, I feel confident saying he has killed before, and will again

 
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Old 07-11-2023, 01:44 PM   #22
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Old 07-11-2023, 04:08 PM   #23
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I couldn't get through the first 20 minutes of Superbad.
then it's not just a title

 
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Old 07-11-2023, 04:32 PM   #24
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The depth of my understanding of Justin Long's involvement is "Justin Long's name keeps getting mentioned," but as a longtime alt.justin-long.die.die.die Cabal (there is no cabal) Captain, I feel confident saying he has killed before, and will again
Justin long is cool and chill and has rizz and also swag

 
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Old 07-11-2023, 04:40 PM   #25
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what is rizz?

swag is still free junk one gets at parties, right? you know he has lots of that.

 
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Old 07-11-2023, 04:47 PM   #26
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Love how the trend around here these days is to call anyone with a single post you don't like a "troll account"

sometimes people just don't agree with you
apparently some people still think i'm you or you're me but it's obviously only because we are both extremely handsome and charismatic men which is extremely rare in the SP community

 
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Old 07-11-2023, 04:50 PM   #27
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i mean look at the competition



ZEITGEIST SOUND BAD

 
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Old 07-11-2023, 05:46 PM   #28
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I was briefly tempted to make one of those spoof threads: "How long have you inspected Jonah Hill's asshole?" but the image it suggested was too harrowing. Plus it would have been relevant to no one, except maybe Jonah Hill's proctologist.

Anyway.

 
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Old 07-11-2023, 07:18 PM   #29
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i read the texts and am mildly team jonah hill. he set a boundary reasonably and she didn't want to comply so they broke up. who cares. people are allowed to not want their SO posting sexy pics on the internet or to dislike a SOs friends and to break up with them over it. her posting the screenshots saying "emotional abuse" seems like she's just sore she got dumped.

come at me

 
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Old 07-11-2023, 07:18 PM   #30
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i mean his tone is a little bitchy but that's not "emotional abuse" that's just being jonah hill

 
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