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Old 04-30-2014, 10:39 PM   #1
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Old 04-30-2014, 10:42 PM   #2
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i can be ;-)

 
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Old 04-30-2014, 10:43 PM   #3
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I'm working at a naked bike ride tonight for a bunch of college kids who do it to celebrate the end of the semester.

Nude beach?

Other?

 
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Old 04-30-2014, 10:50 PM   #4
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I was once naked in a traditional Jewish bath house with a bunch of ancient tiny-dicked jews. the ceiling was being repaired and there was a guy up on a ladder with a blow torch and sparks were flying all over the place. it was kind of david lynch-esque

 
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Old 04-30-2014, 10:56 PM   #5
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skinny dipping zurich sea

 
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Old 04-30-2014, 11:16 PM   #6
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oh yeah I've also skinny dipped but with people that were already my friends, don't know if that counts as public

 
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Old 04-30-2014, 11:29 PM   #7
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no

 
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Old 04-30-2014, 11:56 PM   #8
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charmbag is probably a never nude

 
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Old 05-01-2014, 12:23 AM   #9
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freminists are frigid puritains amirite bro

 
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Old 05-01-2014, 01:03 AM   #10
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sorry i get enough attention wearing jeans and a t-shirt

 
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Old 05-01-2014, 01:32 AM   #11
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we don't have to take our clothes off to have a good time. oh no. we can dance and party all night. in our t-shirts and jeans. get that Levi loving friction thing going and you can jizz yr pants. boom tsk.

 
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Old 05-01-2014, 01:41 AM   #12
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one time in high school, my friend and I walked to our other friend's house in our underwear to hang out with his sister at like 4:30 AM, but she wouldn't come outside. I can't remember why we were in our underwear

 
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Old 05-01-2014, 03:12 AM   #13
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freminists are frigid puritains amirite bro
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Old 05-01-2014, 05:01 AM   #14
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I was naked both times I have birth. It wasn't public but there were a few people there.

 
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Old 05-01-2014, 05:06 AM   #15
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Nope, too shy. The only thing I did once was flash a trucker going down the highway on the way to a concert with my friends when I was 17.

 
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Old 05-01-2014, 09:51 AM   #16
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Old 05-06-2014, 03:06 PM   #17
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I have been drunk and naked in public, but at night at a taco place with my friends and just the owners who kicked me out.

I never found my pants. Which would be fine, but my phone was in them.

 
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Old 05-06-2014, 08:13 PM   #18
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I was at this house party that spilled over into a late-night beach party and someone suggested that people should get naked and swim out to this pontoon maybe 20-30 metres from shore. I was in the middle of chatting up this girl and she was all "so how about it?" so of course I got involved.

Which would have been fine had I not eaten a weed brownie 20 minutes earlier. Turns out the combination of physical exercise and cold water will get the blood flowing so before I knew it I was freezing my arse off crammed on this tiny pontoon with 15 other naked people so blazed that I could hardly string a sentence together wondering how the fuck I was going to swim back to shore without dying.

 
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Old 05-06-2014, 08:58 PM   #19
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A lot. In my dreams.

In the real world, no.

But in my dreams im almost always somewhere in public and either my pants wont hold or im just wearing a towel or something. I probably should have a shrink look into that.

 
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