Why the hell is Korn playing in a cornfield with no audience on DirecTV?

sppunk · 07-11-2010, 08:15 PM

Well I can understand the no audience part because hey fucking blow. But why are they being televised on the HDTV channel (which airs concerts Sunday nights) playing in a crop circle with NO ONE THERE?

Bizarre.

By the way. Korn blow.

Mablak · 07-12-2010, 01:22 AM

Wait a minute bro. Don't you mean a... KORN-field?

Sounds pretty fucking inspired to me, but some people aren't much for high concept music.

Tribute2JohnnyB · 07-12-2010, 11:00 PM

Why are you watching a KoRn show?

smashingjj · 07-13-2010, 02:32 AM

Yes. You shouldn't. it's strongly discouraged by the Netphorian council of People with Taste. Consider this a warning.

smashingjj · 07-13-2010, 02:33 AM

You're free to go now.

Cool As Ice Cream · 07-13-2010, 10:19 AM

ROCK OUT WITH YOUR COCK OUT!

exactlythesame · 07-14-2010, 05:56 PM

cock out with your rock out

aztec litany service · 07-19-2010, 06:38 AM

WON'T YOU GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY FACE
NOWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

Jesus Cambodia · 07-19-2010, 09:16 AM

lba hahahahaha

cocksure · 07-19-2010, 03:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by aztec litany service

WON'T YOU GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY FACE
NOWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

that song rules

Panthalassa · 07-21-2010, 01:59 PM

I remember thinking that Korn should play in a corn field, when I was 11.

samuel redman · 07-21-2010, 04:27 PM

i like Korn a lot usually

duovamp · 07-21-2010, 11:41 PM

Korn's a really good band if you listen to their lyrics. Songs like Freak on a Leash are really intense, but there's a message there too. You should listen to more Korn or even Slipknot. Limp Bizkit and Linkin Park are in the same line of just a bunch of guys who like to rock but have something to say.

Astur · 07-22-2010, 02:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RockLobster

[Crying with frustration]
Motherfucker
Fuck!!
Fucking bitch
I fucking hate you
Fuck you
Motherfucker
I fucking hate you
Fuck you
Bitch
You fucking ruin my life
You fucked...
Fucking bitch
I hate you
I fucking hate you
Fuck you...

[Crying Continues]

[Woman begins to sing]

[Music starts again]

[Jon Leaves The Booth]

lol try to read it with the Tourette's Guy voice in mind

07-11-2010, 08:15 PM	#1
sppunk Netphoria's George Will Location: Fenway Park Posts: 37,109	Why the hell is Korn playing in a cornfield with no audience on DirecTV? Well I can understand the no audience part because hey fucking blow. But why are they being televised on the HDTV channel (which airs concerts Sunday nights) playing in a crop circle with NO ONE THERE? Bizarre. By the way. Korn blow.

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Mablak Minion of Satan Location: Well, if it isn't my old friend, Mr. McGreg, with a leg for an arm and an arm for a leg! Posts: 6,411	Wait a minute bro. Don't you mean a... KORN-field? Sounds pretty fucking inspired to me, but some people aren't much for high concept music.

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Tribute2JohnnyB Apocalyptic Poster Location: Portland, Maine Posts: 1,158	Why are you watching a KoRn show?

07-13-2010, 02:32 AM	#4
smashingjj real estate cowboy Location: if Monsanto and Purdue Pharma had a baby Posts: 36,900	Yes. You shouldn't. it's strongly discouraged by the Netphorian council of People with Taste. Consider this a warning.

07-13-2010, 02:33 AM	#5
smashingjj real estate cowboy Location: if Monsanto and Purdue Pharma had a baby Posts: 36,900	You're free to go now.

07-13-2010, 10:19 AM	#6
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07-14-2010, 05:56 PM	#7
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07-19-2010, 06:38 AM	#8
aztec litany service Apocalyptic Poster Location: cedar park, tx Posts: 1,535	WON'T YOU GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY FACE NOWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

07-19-2010, 09:16 AM	#9
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07-21-2010, 01:59 PM	#11
Panthalassa Pledge Location: IL Posts: 162	I remember thinking that Korn should play in a corn field, when I was 11.

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07-21-2010, 11:41 PM	#13
duovamp Brazilian Blouselord Location: heavy metal pool party Posts: 35,781	Korn's a really good band if you listen to their lyrics. Songs like Freak on a Leash are really intense, but there's a message there too. You should listen to more Korn or even Slipknot. Limp Bizkit and Linkin Park are in the same line of just a bunch of guys who like to rock but have something to say.