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04-19-2007, 08:57 PM | #1 |
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oh wow, suicide food
http://suicidefood.blogspot.com/
"What is Suicide Food? Suicide Food is any depiction of animals that act as though they wish to be consumed. Suicide Food actively participates in or celebrates its own demise. Suicide Food identifies with the oppressor. Suicide Food is a bellwether of our decadent society. Suicide Food says, “Hey! Come on! Eating meat is without any ethical ramifications! See, Mr. Greenjeans? The animals aren’t complaining! So what's your problem?” Suicide Food is not funny." http://bp2.blogger.com/_uYTbZGDfHCY/...lsbarbeque.gif Saturday, March 10, 2007 Mabel's Barbeque Granted, this tasty slab of ribs is long past her/its days as a living creature, but cast your thoughts back to her/its once-upon-a-time animalhood. Is this what she/it dreamt of, to become merely a piece—a portion—of herself/itself? Bizarre as it is to contemplate such a world, surely this is the only thing that makes sense. How else to explain the form she/it has taken and the state she/it is in? So composed, at ease, sanguine. For who else did her/its makeup? No union specializes in the application of cosmetics to pork ribs. She/it put on her/its own face. And then there are those Mary Janes and the feet crossed in extravagant casualness at the ankle. The fork held aloft as though she/it is so tender—as she/it knew she/it would be—that she/it wants the first bite. Such refined sensibilities! In life, this must have been one demure pig: who eats ribs with a fork? Behavior like that would get you summarily dismissed from the Royal Order of the Grill Corps(e). And then of course, there's that shrug, that half-smirk—here is the clincher. This is an expression of satisfaction. Everything has proceeded according to plan. And, really, isn't this the only way to dine? On food that was once a sentient being desiring nothing more than the smoky release of death? Wanted it so fervently that it is only in death that she/it can finally experience true happiness? |
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04-19-2007, 08:58 PM | #2 |
NO FATS
Location: NO FEMS
Posts: 29,003
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i will probably be the only person here to find this amusing
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04-19-2007, 09:10 PM | #3 |
Master of Karate and Friendship
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Randolph County (WV) Fishing Derby
http://bp0.blogger.com/_uYTbZGDfHCY/...320/hofnod.jpgThe Fishing Fish—an exceedingly common, but previously unremarked-upon, symbolism. In this case, the fish's distinct amphibious quality should probably be chalked up to poor draftsmanship, not to any broadening of the message. While some might argue that this represents not so much a death wish as cannibalism, this much is certain: The fish is engaged in an act of pescicide, and his expression surely reflects resignation more than horror. Those world-weary eyes! His glance is a veritable shrug. He was not coerced into angling, no! He declares that he would rather be hooked on fishing than on drugs. Indeed, stabbing your kinsmen with a barbed hook for sport and then hauling them up into the suffocating air—or even being caught on a hook yourself, to wriggle your way to death—is hardly the worst fate. Say it loud and say it proud! HOFNOD! |
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