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10-08-2017, 11:36 PM | #1 |
Just Hook it to My Veins!
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i rode a duck today
at the State Fair of Texas. Howdy howdy howdy!
I also got my hand-writing analyzed and had a Big Red Margarita and a Strawberry Chill. I also sat in some cool cars and pressed buttons. I also saw chainsaw carvings and had lots of "shitty fun (inside joke. you wouldn't understand)." I also saw a turtle and fireworks and a parade that included a shriner band and cowboys on stilts. Good times at the fair. |
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10-08-2017, 11:37 PM | #2 |
full of longing
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funwithaduck?
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10-08-2017, 11:39 PM | #3 |
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10-08-2017, 11:39 PM | #4 |
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Then I came to my interim home and did calculus homework. I'm tired as shit. Before the fair I went out to eat with my mommy and daddy and best-friend.
We went to Breadwinners and I got THE DELUXE: BRIOCHE BUN, CRISPY PORK BELLY, CARAMELIZED ONION, AVOCADO, SRIRACHA MAYO, AVOCADOS, SUNNY SIDE UP EGG WITH FRESH FRUIT 13.99 I couldn't eat anything else for a very long time. |
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10-08-2017, 11:42 PM | #5 |
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https://i.pinimg.com/736x/35/61/69/3...ing-dallas.jpg
there's the mallard surrounded by swans. my friend and i were a bit far back in line when an attendant asked who wanted to ride the duck and i raised my hand and we got to cut to the front and ride that duck. |
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10-09-2017, 12:07 AM | #6 |
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parody thread: i rocked a dude today
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10-09-2017, 01:34 AM | #7 |
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caramelized onions are the best
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10-09-2017, 02:33 PM | #8 |
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steve carrell is adorable
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10-09-2017, 01:35 AM | #9 |
dumb
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10-09-2017, 08:24 AM | #10 |
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I rode a duck today
to see if I still feel. |
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10-09-2017, 02:42 PM | #11 |
Braindead
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ducks>>>>
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10-09-2017, 02:57 PM | #12 |
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It is estimated that there are currently around 10 million mallard ducks of breeding age in North America.
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10-09-2017, 02:58 PM | #13 |
Braindead
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sounds like a party
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10-09-2017, 03:00 PM | #14 |
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really?
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10-09-2017, 03:10 PM | #15 |
Braindead
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I would be happy if ducks replaced all animals
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10-09-2017, 03:37 PM | #16 |
Socialphobic
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someone who clearly knows little about ducks.
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10-09-2017, 03:38 PM | #17 |
Socialphobic
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Here, let me help:
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10-09-2017, 03:39 PM | #18 |
Socialphobic
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Hot take: all geese are assholes.
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10-09-2017, 05:50 PM | #19 |
Braindead
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my gf does say ducks are the greediest
Id be interested in taking care of an injured duck But not one that can fly because that's just cruel |
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10-10-2017, 07:06 PM | #20 |
Socialphobic
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I rode a dick today
is a parody thread I am both surprised and disappointed to find doesn't exist. What happened to my Netphoria?! |
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10-10-2017, 11:17 PM | #21 |
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we all thought of it right away and decided not to make the easy parody thread, i'm assuming
in fact i'm assuming yosoy posted it knowing that such a parody thread was likely or would at least cross all of our filthy minds |
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10-11-2017, 09:07 AM | #22 |
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if i had ridden the swan i would have named the thread i rode a swan today and then what would your assumption have been!
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10-11-2017, 10:35 AM | #23 |
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10-11-2017, 07:48 AM | #24 |
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i didn't so take your assumptions elsewhere!
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10-11-2017, 08:56 AM | #25 |
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I told you guys about the two gay ducks and how aftterwards the bottom duck was victoriously flapping about and swaggering like he had achieved his ultimate purpose in life, right?
It was an eye-opener, folks. |
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10-11-2017, 08:59 AM | #26 |
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Then I saw this female duck gang raped by three males. I tried to intervene but she was more scared of me than them and wouldn't leave them tho before I showed up she was desperately trying to get away.
I cut quite a dignified figure chasing ducks around the park. Ppl were like |
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10-11-2017, 10:36 AM | #27 | |
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Quote:
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10-11-2017, 09:26 AM | #28 |
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remember when everyone made fun of bill for ride a black swan? and then the black swan rode him.
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10-11-2017, 09:26 AM | #29 |
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billy, i mean.
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10-11-2017, 09:34 AM | #30 |
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I really was chasing ducks. Why do you doubt this? Too foolish behavior for the likes of me?
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