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Old 07-17-2018, 10:03 AM   #1
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He's gluten free. Doesn't drink beer. Not sure if vegetarian or vegan, but probably. Playing 3 hour shows on tour must have some kind of caloric burn...

How is he so fucking fat?

 
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Old 07-17-2018, 10:13 AM   #2
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He ate D'arcy. So she is on stage after all.

 
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Old 07-17-2018, 10:17 AM   #3
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He's using all of those Alex Jones weight loss supplements.

 
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Old 07-17-2018, 11:38 AM   #4
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He ate D'arcy. So she is on stage after all.
I bet he’s eaten that pussy in the past

 
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Old 07-17-2018, 11:51 AM   #5
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after 30 or so your body does not cooperate

 
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Old 07-17-2018, 11:51 AM   #6
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also you can totally pig out on tasty vegetarian

 
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Old 07-17-2018, 11:52 AM   #7
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mmmmmm

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Old 07-17-2018, 11:55 AM   #8
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yah i've been eating straight vegetarian for the past month and i'm getting plump as fuck

 
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Old 07-17-2018, 12:18 PM   #9
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He isn’t that bad. Just looks old.

Did you see Oceania tour? That was fat.

This is old rich white dude...the dadbod

 
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Old 07-17-2018, 12:28 PM   #10
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Maybe he needs to lay off the carbs I guess.

 
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Old 07-17-2018, 02:38 PM   #11
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Too much deep dish

 
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Old 07-17-2018, 02:49 PM   #12
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yer dad is a deep dish

 
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Old 07-17-2018, 02:54 PM   #13
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He was skinny at 40. Been stress eating since Zeitgeist flopped.

 
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Old 07-17-2018, 02:55 PM   #14
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I think he looks thinner now than he did a year+ ago.

 
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Old 07-17-2018, 03:15 PM   #15
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He was skinny at 40. Been stress eating since Zeitgeist flopped.
Yeah, he was like .001% body fat back then. He probably got fat intentionally to passive aggressively piss off fans who didn't buy Zeitgeist. "You think you're too good for me? Well, you used to worship me! So I'm going to gain 150 pounds just to embarrass YOU!!!"

 
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Old 07-17-2018, 03:39 PM   #16
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yeah he had that Machina baby fat, then looked pretty sexy from like 2001-2009

 
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Old 07-17-2018, 03:40 PM   #17
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I think he looks thinner now than he did a year+ ago.
yeah he definitely lost a good 20 pounds in the last few months

 
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Old 07-17-2018, 03:41 PM   #18
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1997 was his aesthetic height methinks

https://media.gettyimages.com/photos...re-id136325701

 
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Old 07-17-2018, 05:30 PM   #19
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he's a little chubby, that's all. you guys act like he's morbidly obese, clearly he is not. not even obese probably.

 
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Old 07-17-2018, 10:12 PM   #20
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he's a little chubby, that's all. you guys act like he's morbidly obese, clearly he is not. not even obese probably.
Agreed. I’m a fat bastard and billy looks good by comparison

 
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Old 07-17-2018, 10:27 PM   #22
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belly corpsman

 
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Old 07-17-2018, 10:28 PM   #23
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Old 07-17-2018, 10:28 PM   #24
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Old 07-17-2018, 11:52 PM   #25
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He's gluten free. Doesn't drink beer. Not sure if vegetarian or vegan, but probably. Playing 3 hour shows on tour must have some kind of caloric burn...

How is he so fucking fat?
I think he's "pescatarian" now. Probably a nervous eater or has a metabolic issue like carbs really fuck him up. His face changed so drastically in the last 3-5 years I was worried it was pills. People with pill problems get all moon faced.

His diet represents his mercurial disposition. One minute he's all about something the next minute it's like it never existed. In the gaunt 2.0 years he was surely vegan or macrobiotic. He was always eating raw veggies out of tupperware containers like they were prepared by a nutritionist. I thought he cracked the code. If you can eat like that and be slightly underweight you will drastically reduce chances for disease and extend your life ... then he swung back to deep dish pizza.

 
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Old 07-17-2018, 11:55 PM   #26
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He's also got that pear-shaped thing going on and you have to be real careful with that. Just 10-20 lbs overweight and it looks worse than it is.

 
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Old 07-18-2018, 12:43 AM   #27
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billy "deep dish" corgan

 
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Old 07-18-2018, 12:45 AM   #28
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their is one possibility no one has mentioned: billiam is pregnant.

jeff is the father.

 
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Old 07-18-2018, 12:47 AM   #29
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Lmao I was just watching his Joe Rogan interview and they were talking about how he used to deliver deep dish pizzas back in Chicago. Amazing interview though.

The guy has lost weight though, since 2013. A lot of it, he'll probably be better by the end of the tour.

 
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Old 07-18-2018, 02:37 AM   #30
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i still say he's (maybe) pregnant

 
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