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Old 07-22-2020, 06:24 PM   #1
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Old 07-22-2020, 06:36 PM   #2
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Old 07-22-2020, 06:55 PM   #3
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Old 07-22-2020, 07:30 PM   #4
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caffeine

i had like 1/4 cup of coffee this afternoon and feel wired and shitty and like i'm overthinking everything [tried to play drums -- muzzle, ruby live 96, cherub rock studio -- overall played really well but i'm like letting the 3 missed notes ruin my mood]

 
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Old 07-22-2020, 07:43 PM   #5
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I've known at least a couple of people that avoid coffee since finding that what's good for the goose turns the gander into a Justin Bieber Tweaking on Meth video. What if you're one of those?

 
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Old 07-22-2020, 07:58 PM   #6
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I drink five to six cups a day. I'm a fucking machine, revved up until 2 am.

When I pry my desiccated eyelids open in the morning I'm like the walking dead until I've quaffed the third cup.



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Old 07-22-2020, 08:36 PM   #7
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not ejaculating

 
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Old 07-22-2020, 09:35 PM   #8
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Old 07-22-2020, 09:53 PM   #9
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Forced memes that never catch on regardless of the effort put in by their promugators.

 
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Old 07-22-2020, 10:13 PM   #10
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Hey, now — we may only be just around the corner from one of them becoming funny. Give it another thirty-six reiterations and we'll see.

 
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Old 07-22-2020, 10:48 PM   #11
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Perfectionistic tendencies
Chipping your nail polish immediately after painting your nails
Noticing a stupid spelling error right after sending an important email or text
Realizing you are, in fact, out of deodorant when you thought you had another stick
Death, most of the time

 
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Old 07-23-2020, 10:19 AM   #12
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Forced memes that never catch on regardless of the effort put in by their promugators.
prom alligators you say?

 
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Old 07-23-2020, 10:19 AM   #13
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I mean I agree, they aren't ideal

 
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Old 07-23-2020, 10:21 AM   #14
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Old 07-23-2020, 10:23 AM   #15
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Yes.

Also, shouldn't it be "promugator"? What am I, the Sovereign of Netphoria?

 
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Old 07-23-2020, 10:58 AM   #16
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edging is a thing some people enjoy

 
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Old 07-23-2020, 11:22 AM   #17
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i used to edge unintentionally as a kid until the day i first "produced," but it's good to know folks are keeping the dream alive!

 
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Old 07-23-2020, 01:00 PM   #18
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Old 07-23-2020, 01:54 PM   #19
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edging is a thing some people enjoy
Edging still usually results in ejaculation eventually, though.

Now tease-and-denial, that's different.

 
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Old 07-23-2020, 01:55 PM   #20
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AH, DENIAL

 
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Old 07-23-2020, 02:25 PM   #21
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Old 07-23-2020, 06:10 PM   #22
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Old 07-23-2020, 07:29 PM   #23
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caffeine

i had like 1/4 cup of coffee this afternoon and feel wired and shitty and like i'm overthinking everything [tried to play drums -- muzzle, ruby live 96, cherub rock studio -- overall played really well but i'm like letting the 3 missed notes ruin my mood]
yeah caffeine is making me crazy
But that's the only thing I have left
I've been meaning to quit coffee but I just can't
Maybe next year

 
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Old 07-23-2020, 07:53 PM   #24
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I've pretty much stopped drinking alcohol. Haven't had a drop since quarantining started back in march.

 
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Old 07-23-2020, 07:53 PM   #25
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I’ve been the opposite of that.

 
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Old 07-24-2020, 12:32 AM   #26
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Old 07-24-2020, 01:37 AM   #27
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I do perfectly fine with one much needed cup of coffee 9 out of 10 times. But that 1 out of 10 I feel like I hit the meth pipe and I can't sit still and start to hyper-focus on my breathing. Maybe I should measure.

 
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Old 07-24-2020, 02:29 AM   #28
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I drink five to six cups a day. I'm a fucking machine, revved up until 2 am.

When I pry my desiccated eyelids open in the morning I'm like the walking dead until I've quaffed the third cup.



FUCK YEAH!!
I don’t know if you’re joking or if my coffee addiction is exactly the same as yours, but I don’t trust myself to drive to work until I’ve had at least two coffees, and in the case of only having two before I leave the house, I have a third in a travel cup to drink in the car

And I also go to bed at 2am

I hadn’t linked that to the coffee, I thought that was just unhappiness. Interesting

 
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Old 07-24-2020, 08:23 AM   #29
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Yeah. It makes me poop and pee all day. Also my teeth are brown.

It's a terrible, terrible life to lead.

 
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