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Old 02-21-2018, 10:00 PM   #6361
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doctors are quacks, everything they say and do is bullshit that rarely helps, and are a good solution if you want to trouble yourself going to a clinic only to get pissed off for wasting your time unless you have AIDS or something

"hmmm. severe intestinal convulsions, throwing up pus and blood, and one eye popped inside your skull due to the pain? let me prescribe some advil for you. have you tried volunteering?"

 
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Old 02-21-2018, 10:46 PM   #6362
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drinkin Orange juice

 
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Old 02-21-2018, 10:51 PM   #6363
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Elph, you should be taking 1 or 2 vitamin C tablets daily... You can usually find em in a container of 90 at Wal-Mart for like 5 bucks. I also recommend taking B12 tablets

 
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Old 02-21-2018, 10:57 PM   #6364
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would piss all that out

 
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Old 02-21-2018, 11:23 PM   #6365
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doctors are quacks, everything they say and do is bullshit that rarely helps, and are a good solution if you want to trouble yourself going to a clinic only to get pissed off for wasting your time unless you have AIDS or something

"hmmm. severe intestinal convulsions, throwing up pus and blood, and one eye popped inside your skull due to the pain? let me prescribe some advil for you. have you tried volunteering?"
sometimes i feel like they are too scared to properly medicate because of prescription drug crises (in the US, duh). for example, after my spinal wore off post c section, i was given only 3 shots of demerol in the leg and then was switched to hydrocodone (which i had changed to percocet because come on) and IV toradol. and i had just had my STOMACH AND UTERUS CUT OPEN and couldn't walk for two days. unfun times. i have had the shittiest doctors and i'm excluding mental health "professionals" here because that is a whole 'nother bag of PATHETIC.

 
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Old 02-21-2018, 11:34 PM   #6366
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Old 02-21-2018, 11:37 PM   #6367
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ahaha

 
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Old 02-22-2018, 04:01 AM   #6368
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yes elphy listen to fuzzy he's giving you advice and recommendations he is not retarded

 
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Old 02-22-2018, 04:45 AM   #6369
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I have only gone to the doctor for my yearly check up for a while now.
Being healthy is uneventful (but cheap, thank you dog).

 
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Old 02-22-2018, 04:50 AM   #6370
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i believe in being healthy from the INSIDE ~

 
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Old 02-22-2018, 04:57 AM   #6371
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yes elphy listen to fuzzy he's giving you advice and recommendations he is not retarded
look man to be fair on both the grand scales of "shit fuzzy has said on this board" and "advice people have given to elph on this board", this is possibly the least stupid on both. Like, the kid does look like he could use some vitamins. Probably just some sun.

 
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Old 02-22-2018, 05:32 AM   #6372
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he is not retarded

 
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Old 02-22-2018, 06:10 AM   #6373
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Old 02-22-2018, 09:53 AM   #6374
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shocking

 
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Old 02-22-2018, 10:40 AM   #6375
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taking vitamin C and vitamin B12 tablets is still very poor advice for a flu.

 
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Old 02-22-2018, 10:53 AM   #6376
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idkkk I might die
Can I have your Fad Gadget albums

 
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Old 02-22-2018, 11:07 AM   #6377
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Sweet, can I have all your stuff?
That includes his albums, Shadaloo. All of them. >:'-)

 
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Old 02-22-2018, 11:12 AM   #6378
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taking vitamin C and vitamin B12 tablets is still very poor advice for a flu.
yep. i didn't want to be "mean" by saying it though.

 
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Old 02-22-2018, 11:16 AM   #6379
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it's better to make damn sure you don't get dehydrated and try to keep any fever under control. also good, old fashioned sleep. it's a motherfucker of an illness that i am hoping they can properly vaccinate for by the time my kid has to go to school with all those other germbags.

 
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Old 02-22-2018, 01:56 PM   #6380
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Can I have your Fad Gadget albums
I only have the Collapsing New People single on vinyl

getting Fireside Favorites in good condition is like $100 right now sweet Jesus

 
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Old 02-22-2018, 02:19 PM   #6381
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found this fun alt mix of the title track last week


 
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Old 02-22-2018, 02:47 PM   #6382
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That includes his albums, Shadaloo. All of them. >:'-)
Elph listens to a lot of the same shit I do so I think I deserve 'em more. I've checked the guy's rock records.

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I only have the Collapsing New People single on vinyl

getting Fireside Favorites in good condition is like $100 right now sweet Jesus
I believe it. I'm content with the rips of Tovey's catalogue I found online, unless you tell me there've been recent releases for which his surviving family members get compensated.

For real though, hope you're feeling better.

 
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Old 02-22-2018, 02:51 PM   #6383
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Oh yeah? Well... I have a single digit IQ!

Elph, give it to me out of compassion for the less fortunate!

 
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Old 02-23-2018, 08:44 AM   #6384
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Listened to the entire Fantastic Planet album by Failure on headphones last night when I couldn't sleep.

It finally clicked for me. Good stuff.

 
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Old 02-23-2018, 08:46 AM   #6385
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Awesome! I fucking love that album. It's the best Failure album imo, Comfort is a close second.

 
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Old 02-23-2018, 12:10 PM   #6386
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i rebelled against punk at a young age cause my father had a mohawk and was always listening to dead kennedys, the shaggs, gwar, and mdc assailing my little ears and shit. but he also liked herman's hermits, the loving spoonful, the butthole surfers, PiL, and the clash so it wasn't all bad.

 
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Old 02-23-2018, 12:22 PM   #6387
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my Dad gave me Sabbath records *headbangs*

punk makes him uncomfortable though

 
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Old 02-23-2018, 12:36 PM   #6388
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my Dad gave me Sabbath records *headbangs*
okay you're gonna have to choose between headbanging and not endorsing metallica cause it's cultural appropriation otherwise

 
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Old 02-23-2018, 12:40 PM   #6389
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My dad listens to James Reeves.

 
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Old 02-23-2018, 12:41 PM   #6390
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Elph, you should be taking 1 or 2 vitamin C tablets daily... You can usually find em in a container of 90 at Wal-Mart for like 5 bucks. I also recommend taking B12 tablets
I think the only safe vitamins are multi vitamins

 
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