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Old 11-12-2019, 02:50 PM   #1
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FORTY-THREE DAYS UNTIL CHRISTMAS LOSERS

 
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Old 11-12-2019, 02:50 PM   #2
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I've been thinking a lot about the spirit of Christmas and what I've realized is that getting caught up in a cyclical torrent of endless yelling and name-calling on the internet is an experience I don't want to go to my grave having missed out on. That's why this year, all I want for Christmas is you as my new board nemesis. So in addition to updating the countdown daily, I'll be using this thread to personally insult you. I'd do this daily as well but there aren't enough of you wretched, slithering hagfish attached to the rotting carcass of this board for that to work so I'll do my best to spread it out and make the fun last all season

 
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Old 11-12-2019, 02:51 PM   #3
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Old 11-12-2019, 02:51 PM   #4
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smashingjj:

Posting Kristin Hayter lyrics in all caps was my thing. And you took it away from me. I'll never forgive you for this. You never told me how her set was either and now I hear you two are talking on Instagram???

FUCK YOU JJ YOU FUCKEN CUTE COP DUTCH-FACED MOTHERFUCKER MAY ANOTHER STEAL WHAT YOU STOLE MAY THERE BE NO KINDNESS MAY YOUR CUP RUNNETH OVER WITH FANTA AND COLA MAY YOUR TOIL PRODUCE NAUGHT BUT THORNS AND THISTLES MAY ALL OF YOUR JOY TURN TO ASHES IN YOUR MOUTH MAY YOUR HOUSE STAND FOREVER MAY YOU BE SUPPORTED BY ALL IN YOUR CREATIVE ENDEAVORS DESPITE THE DECIDEDLY UNMUSICAL NATURE OF YOUR NOISEMAKING AND MAY ALL YOUR CHRISTMASES BE WHITE

 
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Old 11-12-2019, 02:53 PM   #5
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Old 11-12-2019, 02:54 PM   #6
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Old 11-12-2019, 02:55 PM   #7
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IT SAYS YOU PIGS SHOULD FIND A GOD TO LOVE IN CASE YOU'RE NOT GONNA CLICK IT

 
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Old 11-12-2019, 02:59 PM   #8
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Old 11-12-2019, 03:05 PM   #9
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This thread is very timely, because I've really been reconnecting with Christ over the past couple years. I know I've spoken out against religion before, but I think I was mostly trying to be an edge lord. My life started to spiral off the rails once I gave up my faith and I never realized the correlation.

The bible offers a moral compass and a path to a righteous way of life. I've been listening a lot to philosophers and I realize a lot of what's happening in society is just an attack on Logos and the righteousness of Christ

 
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Old 11-12-2019, 03:06 PM   #10
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Old 11-12-2019, 03:24 PM   #11
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It feels like the blessed season is right around the corner! Christ be with all who celebrate His magic birth






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Old 11-12-2019, 03:27 PM   #12
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Old 11-12-2019, 03:28 PM   #13
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This thread is very timely, because I've really been reconnecting with Christ over the past couple years. I know I've spoken out against religion before, but I think I was mostly trying to be an edge lord. My life started to spiral off the rails once I gave up my faith and I never realized the correlation.

The bible offers a moral compass and a path to a righteous way of life. I've been listening a lot to philosophers and I realize a lot of what's happening in society is just an attack on Logos and the righteousness of Christ


 
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Old 11-12-2019, 03:42 PM   #14
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Old 11-12-2019, 04:13 PM   #15
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There seems to have been a bit of a misunderstanding here. My fault really. I should have known I'd need to be more explicit with you dummies. THIS THREAD IS FOR ME TO YELL AT YOU AND FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP. STOP POSTING IN MY THREAD

 
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Old 11-12-2019, 04:16 PM   #16
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Oh and as I don't want anyone to feel left out, please know that I'll be cursing all of your names this holiday season and if I forget to mention you specifically it's only because your presence on this board, much like your existence on this planet, has been so insignificant and dull as to leave no lasting impression of your ever having been here at all

 
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Old 11-12-2019, 04:47 PM   #17
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Old 11-12-2019, 05:16 PM   #18
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i didn't read what was posted in this thread but fuck you for starting a christmas thread
fuck you you fucken fuck

 
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Old 11-12-2019, 05:53 PM   #20
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i didn't read what was posted in this thread but fuck you for starting a christmas thread
fuck you you fucken fuck

 
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Old 11-12-2019, 06:30 PM   #21
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i didn't read what was posted in this thread but fuck you for starting a christmas thread
fuck you you fucken fuck
FUCK YEAH GUY FUCK ME AND FUCK YOU TOO

 
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Old 11-12-2019, 06:31 PM   #22
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GOD FUCK US, EVERYONE

 
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Old 11-12-2019, 06:33 PM   #24
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Old 11-12-2019, 10:01 PM   #25
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i like the new tyler.

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Old 11-13-2019, 11:52 AM   #26
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FORTY-TWO DAYS UNTIL CHRISTMAS

 
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Old 11-13-2019, 11:52 AM   #27
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Oh and as I don't want anyone to feel left out, please know that I'll be cursing all of your names this holiday season and if I forget to mention you specifically it's only because your presence on this board, much like your existence on this planet, has been so insignificant and dull as to leave no lasting impression of your ever having been here at all
that's no way to make a true nemesis

for that you have to really hone in, leave everyone out

so come on then, go all in on Smashing Vajayjay!

 
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