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Old 05-27-2020, 07:00 AM   #1
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Old 05-27-2020, 07:04 AM   #2
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Cheer up shallowed be thy name! Smoke some buds and drop out to Loveless!

 
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Old 05-27-2020, 11:26 AM   #3
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Don't do that

 
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Old 05-27-2020, 11:50 AM   #4
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/TYPES I WANT TO DIE INTO GOOGLE

You're not alone. Confidential help is available for free.
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Old 05-27-2020, 11:51 AM   #5
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Old 05-27-2020, 11:59 AM   #6
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Old 05-27-2020, 12:02 PM   #7
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Years ago I had a shared computer with a co-worker. I went to make a Google, and the Google told me the last thing that was searched was "Why does my vagina smell?"

That co-worker was later escorted off the premises, fired under mysterious circumstances. I'm not saying the two were related, but there you have it.

 
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Old 05-27-2020, 12:43 PM   #8
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could you smell it? did anyone ever find out why?

 
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Old 05-27-2020, 12:55 PM   #9
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I can't say I ever bent down far enough in that direction? She did steal my lunch once, so maybe it had something to do with that curse I had a local gypsy put on her.

 
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Old 05-27-2020, 03:52 PM   #10
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I'll repeat what I always say to people who are struggling with suicidal thoughts:

I understand you are in a lot of pain. I have been there myself numerous times. Luckily, I was helped out of the abyss each time by others as well as myself. However, there are resources for you. You can talk to family and friends about how you're feeling and get their support. If you don't feel like you have family or friends you can trust, contact either a mental health care professional or call the national suicide prevention lifeline at 1-800-273-8255. I know that dying can seem like a solution, but please remember that if you die, there is no second chance. That's it. You will miss out on so many amazing things and devastate those around (even people who aren't close to you would be devastated). You matter. Keep fighting no matter how hard and painful it seems, because things can and will improve, and you are worth it.

Hope you feel better dude. You can and will get through this.

 
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Old 05-27-2020, 05:08 PM   #11
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Alternatively, you can call us, too!

Id like to flood this thread with gifs of adorable animals, but common sense says you aren't experiencing something a cute puppy gif can fix.

 
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Old 05-27-2020, 06:57 PM   #12
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I'll repeat what I always say to people who are struggling with suicidal thoughts:
shut the fuck up fuzzy

 
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Old 05-27-2020, 07:39 PM   #13
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Usually I would advocate for fuzzy's alt account to stfu, but his message comes from a good place.

 
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Old 05-27-2020, 08:05 PM   #14
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you're getting soft

quick, someone flash a picture of Took's father in his face

 
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Old 05-27-2020, 08:07 PM   #15
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unlike your dad

 
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Old 05-27-2020, 08:08 PM   #16
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Not with those beautiful eyes of yours staring me down

 
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Old 05-27-2020, 08:09 PM   #17
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Old 05-27-2020, 08:09 PM   #18
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Old 05-27-2020, 08:11 PM   #19
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Old 05-27-2020, 08:14 PM   #20
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Old 05-27-2020, 08:15 PM   #21
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you see this and you're all like hey this adventist thing might not be so bad ...


AND THEN YOU FIND OUT THAT YOU CANT DRINK COFFEE

 
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Old 05-27-2020, 08:18 PM   #22
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Old 05-27-2020, 08:27 PM   #23
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AND THEN YOU FIND OUT THAT YOU CANT DRINK COFFEE
Actually?

I'm curious to know the wider ruleset of that one group that demands its women dress like tall extras from Willow. They often seem to be redheads with a penchant for green hues and absolutely always wrap their hair.

 
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Old 05-27-2020, 08:33 PM   #24
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Shallowed, did Took's shitposting make you want to die a little less? Please return to thread and let us know.

 
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Old 05-27-2020, 08:33 PM   #25
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We'd like to know that you are

Ok.

 
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Old 05-27-2020, 08:33 PM   #26
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We'd like to know that you are

Ok.

 
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Old 05-27-2020, 08:34 PM   #27
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I'll keep double posting until you come back.

 
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Old 05-27-2020, 08:35 PM   #28
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I'll keep double posting until you come back.

 
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Old 05-27-2020, 09:18 PM   #29
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We appreciate your enthusiasm.

 
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Old 05-27-2020, 09:22 PM   #30
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Ok.

 
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