DEXTER FINAL SEASON WTF EXTRAVAGANZA

[reprise85]

i just watched the first episode.

it seems like this season is going to be a wtf train ride to... dexter's imprisonment or death? maybe he'll somehow kill or neglect harrison enough to kill him and he'll unravel and go postal on everyone at metro homicide? maybe deb will go murder homicide on his ass?

i thought the first episode was pretty good.

[Order 66]

i'm going to try to illegally stream it right now. even though its like 1am and i need to be at work at 4 but HEY

[reprise85]

it definitely doesn't meander

[Order 66]

woax deb is cool this season she should murder people more often

[killtrocity]

is it worth watching the final season if I haven't seen any of the others

[Order 66]

that would be silly. but you could! weirder things have been done before

[Order 66]

- deb all coke whoreish
- batista's niece's bangin ass

this is the best episode ive seen in a long time. that sad thing is i[m being completely serious about why i like it

[Order 66]

LOL rip druggie bf. dex stabbed that fool

[Order 66]

i bet dr. vogel is dexters mom. they would do that wouldnt they

[MyOneAndOnly]

Deb is best when she's a hot mess. I never liked boss lady Deb.


I hope she's the one who kills Dexter. There's been some pretty fucking blatant foreshadowing over the past season.

somebody kill Quinn. Worst possible replacement for Doakes ever. Shouldn't have survived one season, let along 5.

I want to see a show where Batista is the lead. Sort of like a light weight version of The Shield set in Miami.. except with a lot of young Latina characters and Showtime quality adult content.

Also, Deb in a showtime after hours movie with Batista's niece.

[reprise85]

Originally Posted by killtrocity

is it worth watching the final season if I haven't seen any of the others

it could be. SPOILERS BELOW IF YOU PLAN ON WATCHING THE WHOLE THING YOU SHOULD NOT READ THIS








just remember the entire previous seasons he's killed like 100 people, mostly killers but some innocents and minor criminals that he conveniently forgets about. the whole time he is running from being found out. he works as a blood splatter tech at metro homicide and uses his position to mess with evidence so he can (1) save himself if he is every close to getting caught or leaves evidence and (2) get people off of being caught who he wants to kill himself. his sister is a cop and eventually turns lieutenant. that's the (very basic) synopsis of the show.






last season he finally gets completely found out by his boss (who has suspected all along) and she tries to get evidence on him, going to extreme measures, and Dexter makes it look like she's batshit crazy and everyone believes him. he plants evidence that she is planting evidence on him and totally out maneuvers her. he also finally gets found out by his sister Deb, who is now his direct boss (other lady is above her) and is going sort of nuts knowing this information.

then he's afraid and thinks he has to murder the big boss and Deb walks in at the end and ends up being the one who kills her (choosing Dexter over the boss where she has a chance to shoot either one). Deb being a cop and ms. morality and also dexter's lieutenant at metro homicide.

this season starts right after that.

[MyOneAndOnly]

let's talk about Deb

in real life she was banging Dexter

http://i.perezhilton.com/wp-content/...stars__oPt.jpg

[Trotskilicious]

all i know about this show is

[MyOneAndOnly]

now she's banging Seth Avett... who's married

http://belieber.files.wordpress.com/...toned-hair.jpg

[MyOneAndOnly]

Doakes was the second best character on the show.

He went out like a sucka

[Trotskilicious]

so she's one of the people that can't have short hair because her jaw all fuckin huge like woah

i know that's kind of overly critical but srsly her jaw is like woah

[killtrocity]

Is Yvonne Strahovski still on?

http://collider.com/wp-content/uploa...rahovski-3.jpg

[MyOneAndOnly]

Originally Posted by killtrocity

Is Yvonne Strahovski still on?

No

[killtrocity]

That's extremely disappointing

oh and thanks for the summary, reprise

[smashingjj]

everything about it is so whack at this point. why do i still continue watching?

[yo soy el mejor]

maybe i'll watch it. i'm pretty sure i saw the first two seasons.

[yo soy el mejor]

i love a lady with a strong jawline.

[pale_princess]

Originally Posted by scottytheoneand

now she's banging Seth Avett... who's married

http://belieber.files.wordpress.com/...toned-hair.jpg

to be fair, dexter banged julia "lumen" stiles while married to deb.

[MyOneAndOnly]

Originally Posted by pale_princess

to be fair, dexter banged julia "lumen" stiles while married to deb.

Jen couldn't stand by her man, so she had to fuck somebody else's?

That's harsh. Like something Deb would do.

[MyOneAndOnly]

Originally Posted by Trotskilicious

so she's one of the people that can't have short hair because her jaw all fuckin huge like woah

i know that's kind of overly critical but srsly her jaw is like woah

That's the best looking huge jaw I've ever seen.

[hnibos]

Originally Posted by Order 66

LOL rip druggie bf. dex stabbed that fool

I literally lol'ed at this. Shit is ridiculous.

[reprise85]

it's just funny that dexter kept all that away from deb for so long and now she seems him stab someone and it's like no big deal, dexter stabbed another one

[MyOneAndOnly]

how many of her boyfriends has he killed?

[reprise85]

uh, 2?

just this guy and the ice truck killer right?

[reprise85]

Lindy got murdered by someone else
pothead dude from season 2 or 3 (?) she just dumped
quinn is still alive

who else is there?