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Old 03-18-2014, 10:22 PM   #391
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Old 03-18-2014, 10:38 PM   #392
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it's now setting in that i have decided to voluntarily terminate a job that i despise but i am utterly terrified of the job hunt & how long it will take

also it's usually better to be employed and search for jobs, isn't it?

also...i'm really getting kind of angry at how i wasted a whole year of my fucking life answering telephone calls, and now i'm looking through job listings at all the stuff that people require for experience and having basically none of it

the last year has practically been a complete waste of time

at least i have 3 references from that one job alone, they really liked me, wanted me to stay and tried to convince met to. but, ultimately when upper management would do that they relentlessly lied to me about how the job is "more than answering a telephone"

to quote bill hicks "I bet they sleep like fucking babies, too."
You should get a job doing what you love and went to school to do. I hear people who do are set for life. A girl on the internet said so!

 
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Old 03-18-2014, 10:43 PM   #393
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With that said, it is easier to get a job when you have one but if you quote a job instead of going postal, that fact is rendered useless.

Julianna or whoever should really shit the fuck up. Yes people should get a job doing what they love, unfortunately many things don't pay the bills, jobs aren't available, or situations make a job move not possible.

I of all people here have posted "MY LIFE IS AWESOME !#%}!!!!" but realize a lot of my life is based on luck. Sure I have skills, worked my ass off for a large network of contacts, worked to move up, but at the end of the day it's mostly luck on how "successful" that makes someone.

Not realizing that makes you an idiot. So, Julianna is a colossal idiot. We knew that already though so carry on.

Good luck on the job hunt, Trots.

 
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Old 03-18-2014, 10:45 PM   #394
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I keep looking on craigslist for a job that involves masturbating and eating candy.

 
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Old 03-18-2014, 10:47 PM   #395
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I keep looking on craigslist for a job that involves masturbating and eating candy.
I'm looking for one to watch baseball in person without writing, tweeting or anything. If I see one for your passions I'll let you know. Then you too can be successful and happy and a good strong white male.

 
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Old 03-18-2014, 10:49 PM   #396
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Based on this quiz, I have decided the best thing in life for me to be is an Egyptologist. Thank you Kimani Shorter.

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Old 03-18-2014, 10:50 PM   #397
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yeah i've been looking to get paid to just smoke dope and talk about basketball for about 10 years now but nobody's interested

 
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Old 03-18-2014, 10:51 PM   #398
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Would love to see a Jane Goodall type report analyzed thru lense of 891 for reptiles social strucutre, or 891234 for mammal social structures.

Dollars to donuts you wont see any "mind types" with the possible exception of some of the larger evolved apes/whales. i read somewhere that there are witchdoctor archtypes within some primate structures.
archetypes, man

 
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Old 03-18-2014, 10:58 PM   #399
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yeah i've been looking to get paid to just smoke dope and talk about basketball for about 10 years now but nobody's interested
I think Poject 538 is now online, there is hope still!

 
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Old 03-18-2014, 11:03 PM   #400
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Your mistake is liking basketball tbh.

Also sppunk we should go to a Pirates game.

 
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Old 03-18-2014, 11:09 PM   #401
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ew gross baseball

that sport is for grandpas

 
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Old 03-18-2014, 11:39 PM   #402
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and Hispanics who emigrated to New York in the 50's

 
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Old 03-18-2014, 11:47 PM   #403
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who are great-grandpas at least by now

 
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Old 03-19-2014, 06:45 AM   #404
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racist

 
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Old 03-19-2014, 10:16 AM   #405
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i'd say the same of irish catholics!

 
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Old 03-19-2014, 10:23 AM   #406
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Baseball reminds me of every summer of my life.

However I get more of a thrill watching football.

 
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Old 03-19-2014, 11:46 AM   #407
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my career aspirations is to make out with blondes with double deeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees

 
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Old 03-19-2014, 03:05 PM   #408
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*turns on Spin Doctors - Two Princes*

 
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Old 03-19-2014, 03:07 PM   #409
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Old 03-19-2014, 04:32 PM   #410
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f you have this song feel free to turn it on

 
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Old 03-19-2014, 04:42 PM   #411
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turn it up and rip the knob off

 
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Old 03-19-2014, 09:17 PM   #412
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totally me too!

i just got on a mood stabilizer which i guess just made it more obvious that i was wasting my life in a place that would only ever have me answer calls of people griping about the horrible product that my company in conjunction with the Insurance Group created
Mood stabilizer? Does that work differently/better than antidepressants (or is it too soon to tell)?

 
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Old 03-19-2014, 09:44 PM   #413
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probably too soon to tell because i'm feeling just horrible right now

 
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Old 03-19-2014, 09:49 PM   #414
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that's great i was also promoted 8 months ago

 
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Old 03-19-2014, 09:54 PM   #415
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How long until your last day there, trots?

 
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Old 03-19-2014, 09:59 PM   #416
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How long until your last day there, trots?
28th

 
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Old 03-19-2014, 10:01 PM   #417
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Hey banana would you like to enjoy some furry play?
I know the right animal for you, I bet you'd look hot in a costuhume

 
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28th
That's not too long, we have a date to celebrate with Jameson. Or weed. Or both.

 
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Old 03-19-2014, 10:10 PM   #419
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i don't know if i feel like celebrating

 
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Old 03-19-2014, 10:23 PM   #420
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In concerns to looking for jobs that are listing skills/experience you did not obtain at your previous job, just manipulate your resume to try to best fit what they are working for by creative wording on what you actually did do at your job.
LOL good one

In any real job this is painfully obvious and won't fly. If it does you'll rightful be fired ASAP for lying.

 
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