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Old 09-30-2013, 04:41 AM   #1
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Default The world is like a vampire

Setting: A High School Literature Class

Teacher: "Class I have a assignment for you to do where you will be comparing and contrasting two topics from classic literature. Let's begin. What is your first idea for this assignment? What will we be comparing and contrasting first?"

Student: "The world and a vampire."

 
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Old 09-30-2013, 04:45 AM   #2
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Teacher: I've changed my mind. Instead we are going to carry out a live disemboweling with our volunteer Catherine Wheel.

 
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Old 09-30-2013, 05:30 AM   #3
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(class: cheering loudly)

 
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Old 09-30-2013, 09:26 AM   #4
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Can an individual really hear somebody drown?

 
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Old 09-30-2013, 10:45 AM   #5
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of course

 
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Old 09-30-2013, 01:16 PM   #6
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I hear your winter

 
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Old 09-30-2013, 04:24 PM   #7
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Setting: A High School Literature Class

Teacher: "Class I have a assignment for you to do where you will be comparing and contrasting two topics from classic literature. Let's begin. What is your first idea for this assignment? What will we be comparing and contrasting first?"

Student: "The world and a vampire."
You fucking suck

 
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Old 09-30-2013, 04:49 PM   #8
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Old 09-30-2013, 11:24 PM   #9
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Old 10-02-2013, 04:41 AM   #10
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Holy that photo of billy is real! Omg his best photo ever!

 
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Old 10-03-2013, 10:39 AM   #11
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i had forgotten that existed. I want to forget again.

 
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Old 10-03-2013, 11:54 AM   #12
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dat self-aware look

 
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Old 10-03-2013, 08:44 PM   #13
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i had forgotten that existed. I want to forget again.


never forget

http://indianprairiecommunity.org/im...yrics_HD_R.jpg

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Old 10-04-2013, 12:51 AM   #14
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i think catherine wheel tipped his hand here

 
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Old 10-04-2013, 02:22 AM   #15
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i keep reading the thread title in a thick german accent "WORLD IS LIKE VAMPIRE"

 
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Old 10-04-2013, 02:24 AM   #16
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i've been obsessing over eminem the past couple of days. started reading his book today. all his albums except for the first one are brand new to me, minus a few singles here and there.

 
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