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Old 09-03-2017, 04:23 AM   #10981
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I've read countless books about Michael Jackson, and the extent of his vitiligo is definitely debatable.

The "PR" story is that he had vitiligo so he had no other choice but to bleach his skin completely white. But to most people who knew him it was clear that he was uncomfortable with his African-American appearance. A man close to him before he died said that he was trying to look like Peter Pan.
i read his autopsy report. it has vitiligo listed as an observed condition. he had it.

 
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Old 09-03-2017, 01:17 PM   #10982
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Old 09-03-2017, 01:36 PM   #10983
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Man we need Luke. He would ruthlessly slaughter all the trolls that have overrun the board.
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Old 09-03-2017, 11:06 PM   #10984
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WHOA CAN WE NOT BE SO EASY ON THE SOPRANOS SPOILERS

I MEAN I DON'T EVEN KNOW IF IT WAS A SPOILER CAUSE I SCROLLED AWAY TOO FAST BUT JEEZE!

 
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Old 09-04-2017, 09:00 AM   #10985
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WHOA CAN WE NOT BE SO EASY ON THE SOPRANOS SPOILERS

I MEAN I DON'T EVEN KNOW IF IT WAS A SPOILER CAUSE I SCROLLED AWAY TOO FAST BUT JEEZE!
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Old 09-04-2017, 09:01 AM   #10986
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Old 09-05-2017, 08:01 AM   #10987
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So today a customer gave me her number unsolicited. Not that I ever would solicit a number from a customer while on the job. Pretty swell that I didn't even have to do anything.

 
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Old 09-05-2017, 08:14 AM   #10988
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pretty swell

 
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Old 09-05-2017, 08:29 AM   #10989
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Does anybody play FIFA Ultimate Team?

I have a use for you.

 
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Old 09-05-2017, 10:27 AM   #10990
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is it saturday yet?

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Old 09-07-2017, 03:26 PM   #10991
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Can't find the rollin shits thread so I am posting this here.

Just sat down to shart (i drink too much coffee) and I peed as well. Only the stream shot through the gap between the seat and the bowl. looked down to see urine pooling around my sockscladfeet.

amazing.

 
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Old 09-07-2017, 03:27 PM   #10992
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Feel free to share similar experiences. You have my permission.

 
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Old 09-07-2017, 05:09 PM   #10993
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what if said similar experience involved your mom?

 
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Old 09-07-2017, 05:14 PM   #10994
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What madness!!

 
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Old 09-07-2017, 05:16 PM   #10995
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Hey Myosis check out Lord Dunsany's real name:

Edward John Moreton Drax Plunkett, Baron of Dunsany.

Poor dude no wonder he sought escapism in fantastic literature.

 
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Old 09-07-2017, 05:18 PM   #10996
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Dunsany >>> drugs

 
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Old 09-07-2017, 05:19 PM   #10997
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did he also practice the art of showering in gold?

 
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Old 09-07-2017, 05:42 PM   #10998
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This is no joking matter, Myosis.

Btw r u a babe perchance?

 
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Old 09-07-2017, 05:42 PM   #10999
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If myosis turns out to be another bearded flaming globes type of a babe i will end this life of mine forever.

 
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Old 09-07-2017, 05:43 PM   #11000
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we're all babes here

 
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Old 09-07-2017, 05:50 PM   #11001
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did he also practice the art of showering in gold?
but seriously how are you still below 5000 posts

that's what I meant with my last post, myosis

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you slaving cunts

 
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Old 09-07-2017, 05:53 PM   #11002
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we're all babes here

 
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Old 09-07-2017, 05:56 PM   #11003
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i'm a man of few words.
only speak when it's deserved.
take heed, took, your mother has well deserved what comes out of my mouth (and other orifices)

 
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Old 09-07-2017, 05:56 PM   #11004
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Can't find the rollin shits thread so I am posting this here.

Just sat down to shart (i drink too much coffee) and I peed as well. Only the stream shot through the gap between the seat and the bowl. looked down to see urine pooling around my sockscladfeet.

amazing.
I am sitting on the toilet right now, uncoiling. I just leaned forward to change the music (I have my iPod and a portable speaker on the little cabinet across from me) and when I did so, my dick got hung up on the lid and pulled it up.

It's pretty much the coolest thing I've accomplished all week.

 
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Old 09-07-2017, 06:01 PM   #11005
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Woah. That's visceral. So proud of you that you mentioned your member. I was going to too in my tale but was too bashful. So here goes: the reason why i peed thrue the gap twixt seat and bowl was my shruken peen which instead of hanging and dribbling sat couched in diminutiveness (??) and streamed horizontally.

um not saying (god forbid) that my dick is small. just uh shrunken. that's all. really.

 
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Old 09-07-2017, 06:03 PM   #11006
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Does anybody play FIFA Ultimate Team?

I have a use for you.
"I need a safecracker, a getaway driver, a CCTV hacker, and an inside man to pull off the heist of the century. We're going to burgle the Hope Diamond from the Smithsonian Museum. I am going to make you rich, my friends.

I brought my Xbox, so we can play FIFA Ultimate Team in the hotel room I booked."

 
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Old 09-07-2017, 06:06 PM   #11007
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Woah. That's visceral. So proud of you that you mentioned your member. I was going to too in my tale but was too bashful. So here goes: the reason why i peed thrue the gap twixt seat and bowl was my shruken peen which instead of hanging and dribbling sat couched in diminutiveness (??) and streamed horizontally.

um not saying (god forbid) that my dick is small. just uh shrunken. that's all. really.
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Old 09-07-2017, 06:20 PM   #11008
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So, the woman who gave me her number at work is a speech-language pathologist, so that's cool. I asked her if she'd like to grab a drink, but she raised the idea of having me over for dinner so that she won't have to get a sitter.

She's new to town and doesn't know anybody, so I'll try to introduce her to a few friends.

 
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Old 09-07-2017, 06:33 PM   #11009
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So, the woman who gave me her number at work is a speech-language pathologist, so that's cool. I asked her if she'd like to grab a drink, but she raised the idea of having me over for dinner so that she won't have to get a sitter.

She's new to town and doesn't know anybody, so I'll try to introduce her to a few friends.
noice. how old is her baby, dad?

hope you can at least grab a drink at her place

 
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Old 09-07-2017, 07:08 PM   #11010
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Her boy looks to be around seven?

I'll probably bring over a bottle of wine and some dessert.

 
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