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09-03-2017, 04:23 AM | #10981 | |
BOTTLEG ILLEGAL
Location: I'm faced with so many changes that I just might change my face
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09-03-2017, 01:17 PM | #10982 |
Socialphobic
Location: I’ve been trying to move to the Nordic countries for 5 years but the cost is astronomical to become an expatriate
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09-03-2017, 01:36 PM | #10983 |
real estate cowboy
Location: if Monsanto and Purdue Pharma had a baby
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09-03-2017, 11:06 PM | #10984 |
Braindead
Location: PROWLING THE BADLANDS
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WHOA CAN WE NOT BE SO EASY ON THE SOPRANOS SPOILERS
I MEAN I DON'T EVEN KNOW IF IT WAS A SPOILER CAUSE I SCROLLED AWAY TOO FAST BUT JEEZE! |
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09-04-2017, 09:00 AM | #10985 | |
Socialphobic
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09-04-2017, 09:01 AM | #10986 |
Socialphobic
Location: I’ve been trying to move to the Nordic countries for 5 years but the cost is astronomical to become an expatriate
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09-05-2017, 08:01 AM | #10987 |
Minion of Satan
Location: Banned
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So today a customer gave me her number unsolicited. Not that I ever would solicit a number from a customer while on the job. Pretty swell that I didn't even have to do anything.
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09-05-2017, 08:14 AM | #10988 |
Just Hook it to My Veins!
Location: František! How's the foot of your turtle?
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pretty swell
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09-05-2017, 08:29 AM | #10989 |
Minion of Satan
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Does anybody play FIFA Ultimate Team?
I have a use for you. |
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09-05-2017, 10:27 AM | #10990 |
Braindead
Location: PROWLING THE BADLANDS
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09-07-2017, 03:26 PM | #10991 |
Just Hook it to My Veins!
Location: Donald Trump of Netphoria
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Can't find the rollin shits thread so I am posting this here.
Just sat down to shart (i drink too much coffee) and I peed as well. Only the stream shot through the gap between the seat and the bowl. looked down to see urine pooling around my sockscladfeet. amazing. |
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09-07-2017, 03:27 PM | #10992 |
Just Hook it to My Veins!
Location: Donald Trump of Netphoria
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Feel free to share similar experiences. You have my permission.
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09-07-2017, 05:09 PM | #10993 |
Minion of Satan
Location: the institute
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what if said similar experience involved your mom?
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09-07-2017, 05:14 PM | #10994 |
Just Hook it to My Veins!
Location: Donald Trump of Netphoria
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What madness!!
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09-07-2017, 05:16 PM | #10995 |
Just Hook it to My Veins!
Location: Donald Trump of Netphoria
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Hey Myosis check out Lord Dunsany's real name:
Edward John Moreton Drax Plunkett, Baron of Dunsany. Poor dude no wonder he sought escapism in fantastic literature. |
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09-07-2017, 05:18 PM | #10996 |
Just Hook it to My Veins!
Location: Donald Trump of Netphoria
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Dunsany >>> drugs
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09-07-2017, 05:19 PM | #10997 |
Minion of Satan
Location: the institute
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did he also practice the art of showering in gold?
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09-07-2017, 05:42 PM | #10998 |
Just Hook it to My Veins!
Location: Donald Trump of Netphoria
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This is no joking matter, Myosis.
Btw r u a babe perchance? |
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09-07-2017, 05:42 PM | #10999 |
Just Hook it to My Veins!
Location: Donald Trump of Netphoria
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If myosis turns out to be another bearded flaming globes type of a babe i will end this life of mine forever.
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09-07-2017, 05:43 PM | #11000 |
Just Hook it to My Veins!
Location: N3t4Euh Haus
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we're all babes here
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09-07-2017, 05:50 PM | #11001 |
real estate cowboy
Location: if Monsanto and Purdue Pharma had a baby
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09-07-2017, 05:53 PM | #11002 |
Just Hook it to My Veins!
Location: Donald Trump of Netphoria
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09-07-2017, 05:56 PM | #11003 |
Minion of Satan
Location: the institute
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i'm a man of few words.
only speak when it's deserved. take heed, took, your mother has well deserved what comes out of my mouth (and other orifices) |
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09-07-2017, 05:56 PM | #11004 | |
Socialphobic
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It's pretty much the coolest thing I've accomplished all week. |
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09-07-2017, 06:01 PM | #11005 |
Just Hook it to My Veins!
Location: Donald Trump of Netphoria
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Woah. That's visceral. So proud of you that you mentioned your member. I was going to too in my tale but was too bashful. So here goes: the reason why i peed thrue the gap twixt seat and bowl was my shruken peen which instead of hanging and dribbling sat couched in diminutiveness (??) and streamed horizontally.
um not saying (god forbid) that my dick is small. just uh shrunken. that's all. really. |
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09-07-2017, 06:03 PM | #11006 |
Minion of Satan
Location: Banned
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"I need a safecracker, a getaway driver, a CCTV hacker, and an inside man to pull off the heist of the century. We're going to burgle the Hope Diamond from the Smithsonian Museum. I am going to make you rich, my friends.
I brought my Xbox, so we can play FIFA Ultimate Team in the hotel room I booked." |
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09-07-2017, 06:06 PM | #11007 | |
Socialphobic
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09-07-2017, 06:20 PM | #11008 |
Minion of Satan
Location: Banned
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So, the woman who gave me her number at work is a speech-language pathologist, so that's cool. I asked her if she'd like to grab a drink, but she raised the idea of having me over for dinner so that she won't have to get a sitter.
She's new to town and doesn't know anybody, so I'll try to introduce her to a few friends. |
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09-07-2017, 06:33 PM | #11009 | |
Just Hook it to My Veins!
Location: all over the Internet
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hope you can at least grab a drink at her place |
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09-07-2017, 07:08 PM | #11010 |
Minion of Satan
Location: Banned
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Her boy looks to be around seven?
I'll probably bring over a bottle of wine and some dessert. |
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