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03-01-2019, 02:18 PM | #1 |
Minion of Satan
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This jogger who killed the baby mountain lion with his bare hands....
So it’s cool he didn’t get eaten by a mt lion, i guess
But like, he chose to go running thru what amounts to this animals house, at a time authorities had posted warnings about mt lion activity. He was like “nah f that, this my favorite trail, im strong/brave plus gotta run gotta get that joggers high!!!!” So this animal (which was apparently a baby abandoned by its mother, they’ve discovered) sees the dude and has its instincts triggered and attacks him And he brutally strangled it with his bare hands and the press is all “gosh what a hero! Can u believe this man! What a champion!” But i feel the story is actually rather sad, isn’t it? And emblematic of man’s inability to see the world as anything but a big playground for man to do whatever the f man wanna do at any given moment? Maybe next time stay home when there’s mt lion warnings, and no one will have to die |
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03-01-2019, 02:39 PM | #2 |
Just Hook it to My Veins!
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maybe next time the cub's mom is chilling behind a rock and swipes that fucker's face off
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03-01-2019, 04:38 PM | #3 |
real estate cowboy
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jesus christ
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03-01-2019, 04:38 PM | #4 |
real estate cowboy
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how many of these are even left? the fuck was he doing in a place those animals live?
nuke ppl |
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03-01-2019, 04:50 PM | #5 |
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As a friend to all animals, I have sometimes thought about what I would do if one attacked me, and honestly I don't think I could in good conscience kill it even to save my life
Happy to give out bops on the nose left and right, though, just savage bops This dumb prick might as well have fallen into the lion cage at the zoo and I think PETA should do the sane thing for once and splash his house and person with red paint for the rest of his life |
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03-01-2019, 04:56 PM | #6 |
Minion of Satan
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It'll be chilling with Cecil and Harambe in Heaven.
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03-01-2019, 05:19 PM | #7 |
Braindead
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this is why people need to stay inside and not in the woods, mountains, deserts, oceans, outer space, or anywhere. fuck the adventurous spirit, look what happens.
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03-01-2019, 05:45 PM | #8 |
Minion of Satan
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03-01-2019, 05:54 PM | #9 |
Minion of Satan
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Why does his jacket have thumb holes like an emo high school student's sweater?
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03-01-2019, 05:56 PM | #10 |
Minion of Satan
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P.S. I like how he needed to unsaddle a thumb to stretch the lion out just right.
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03-01-2019, 06:08 PM | #11 |
real estate cowboy
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this is why there are far too many humans and why we're the reason of the current wave of mass extinction among all living creatures that aren't human.
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03-01-2019, 06:39 PM | #12 |
full of longing
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'bout ye big
-the guy |
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03-01-2019, 06:45 PM | #13 |
full of longing
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To be silent; to be alone. All the being and the doing, expansive, glittering, vocal, evaporated; and one shrunk, with a sense of solemnity, to being oneself, a wedge-shaped core of darkness, something invisible to others.
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03-01-2019, 08:03 PM | #14 |
Just Hook it to My Veins!
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03-01-2019, 08:55 PM | #15 |
Braindead
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03-01-2019, 09:03 PM | #16 | |
Minion of Satan
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Did i vote wrong, a couple times, even? Lookin for guidance in the face of these staggering facts |
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03-01-2019, 09:04 PM | #17 |
Minion of Satan
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Is it b/c im neoliberal, still? Or something? Somehow i know this is all my fault
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03-01-2019, 09:12 PM | #18 |
Braindead
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You should pray harder
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03-01-2019, 09:13 PM | #19 |
Minion of Satan
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Don't forget about the thoughts!
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03-01-2019, 09:15 PM | #20 |
Braindead
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Yes, always think harder. In fact, that might actually work!
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03-01-2019, 09:17 PM | #21 |
Minion of Satan
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Oh, i thought buzz meant like, my thoughts are to blame, too
That would make perfect sense, always knew my thoughts were no good. Gotta think better thoughts, stop thinking less than 10/10 thoughts Heal the world by start with your mind whispies etc |
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03-01-2019, 10:03 PM | #22 |
real estate cowboy
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03-01-2019, 11:00 PM | #23 |
Just Hook it to My Veins!
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Cougars are actually not endangered at all. If you go hiking in many places in the western US you will see signs warning you not to hike alone because of cougars
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03-02-2019, 12:15 AM | #24 |
Braindead
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it'd be much harder to strangle a right whale with you bare hands, even a calf
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03-02-2019, 03:06 PM | #25 |
Virgo
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03-02-2019, 03:31 PM | #26 |
Minion of Satan
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03-02-2019, 04:32 PM | #27 |
Braindead
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Make Oceans Great Again
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03-03-2019, 02:54 AM | #28 |
Braindead
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03-03-2019, 02:56 AM | #29 |
Braindead
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i don't really know what t'hell you're talking about but it was a puma, asshole
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03-03-2019, 04:53 AM | #30 |
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