how big is your dad's dick

Order 66 · 10-21-2009, 12:57 PM

please notify if your vote counts as erect or unerect

Dogfighter28 · 10-21-2009, 12:59 PM

I voted based on what mine is. I also assume you meant inches and not feet. Erect.

YSEM · 10-21-2009, 01:00 PM

oooh my god

D. · 10-21-2009, 01:26 PM

i made an educated guess since i've never seen it when it wasn't in my mouth.

Ol' Couch Ass · 10-21-2009, 01:37 PM

This thread is edgy.

Mo · 10-21-2009, 01:52 PM

I honestely don't think that's something I want to know.

Order 66 · 10-21-2009, 02:06 PM

why not?

publius clodius · 10-21-2009, 02:16 PM

you've never seen your dad's dick? what kind of narrow-minded antiquated catholic upbringing would that be

oh right you're austrian

Mo · 10-21-2009, 02:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by publius clodius

you've never seen your dad's dick? what kind of narrow-minded antiquated catholic upbringing would that be

oh right you're austrian

Ha ha haha.
Sure I've seen it, but I wouldn't know how big it is. Especially not erect. Or in inches.
Jesus.

Order 66 · 10-21-2009, 02:20 PM

damn dude i feel sorry for you

Mo · 10-21-2009, 02:43 PM

Thanks, man. I guess that's what a narrow-minded, antiquated Catholic upbringing does to you.

Dogfighter28 · 10-21-2009, 02:43 PM

post of the year

slunken · 10-21-2009, 03:34 PM

wasn't there a comedian that did a bit about letting your kid see your dick so he/she will grow up thinking their dad has the biggest dick in the universe?

well, it happened to me

publius clodius · 10-21-2009, 03:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by vanilla

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Mayfuck · 10-21-2009, 03:58 PM

The poll (pole) options are in feet http://forums.netphoria.org/photoalb...s/icon_eek.gif

Mo · 10-21-2009, 04:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by slunken

wasn't there a comedian that did a bit about letting your kid see your dick so he/she will grow up thinking their dad has the biggest dick in the universe?

well, it happened to me

I think that's from 30 Rock, AFAIR.

Mooney · 10-21-2009, 04:26 PM

let's just say that it is big enough.

Ugly · 10-21-2009, 09:15 PM

I don't remember, I was, like, 8 at the time.

Order 66 · 10-21-2009, 09:30 PM

sounds like it's time for Ugly and his pop to hit the showers and play catch-up

28if · 10-21-2009, 09:47 PM

It is a running joke in my family that my father has an abnormally small dick.

Order 66 · 10-21-2009, 10:10 PM

nothing funny about not having a big dick dad!

Joe · 10-22-2009, 12:36 AM

********* ** ******.

if i did not censor that entire sentence i would probally get banned.

MyOneAndOnly · 01-26-2017, 11:09 PM

http://abcnews.com.co/wp-content/upl...03/trump-p.png

crabshack · 01-26-2017, 11:24 PM

facebook scotty strikes again

teh b0lly!!1 · 01-27-2017, 12:15 AM

lol i missed this thread when it was first posted but i lol'd

miss karl connor

D. · 01-27-2017, 12:30 AM

trolling search function for dick

yo soy el mejor · 01-27-2017, 01:28 PM

i wouldn't be surprised if that were real. is it?

reprise85 · 01-27-2017, 03:27 PM

nah he's chubbier than that. i mean his stomach.

View Poll Results: 8===D
2'-4'	2	11.76%
4'-6'	1	5.88%
6'-8' or more	7	41.18%
my dad is dead	7	41.18%
Voters: 17. You may not vote on this poll

10-21-2009, 12:57 PM	#1
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10-21-2009, 12:59 PM	#2
Dogfighter28 ILL KILL UR DOG Location: Atlanta, GA Posts: 11,480	I voted based on what mine is. I also assume you meant inches and not feet. Erect.

10-21-2009, 01:00 PM	#3
YSEM Apocalyptic Poster Posts: 2,271	oooh my god

10-21-2009, 01:26 PM	#4
D. Consume my pants. Location: Missouri Posts: 36,099	i made an educated guess since i've never seen it when it wasn't in my mouth.

10-21-2009, 01:37 PM	#5
Ol' Couch Ass Socialphobic Location: The Filthy South Posts: 11,300	This thread is edgy.

10-21-2009, 01:52 PM	#6
Mo Immortal Posts: 20,964	I honestely don't think that's something I want to know.

10-21-2009, 02:06 PM	#7
Order 66 Socialphobic Posts: 11,831	why not?

10-21-2009, 02:16 PM	#8
publius clodius Apocalyptic Poster Location: thank you mario but our princess is in another castle Posts: 3,209	you've never seen your dad's dick? what kind of narrow-minded antiquated catholic upbringing would that be oh right you're austrian

10-21-2009, 02:20 PM	#10
Order 66 Socialphobic Posts: 11,831	damn dude i feel sorry for you

10-21-2009, 02:43 PM	#11
Mo Immortal Posts: 20,964	Thanks, man. I guess that's what a narrow-minded, antiquated Catholic upbringing does to you.

10-21-2009, 03:34 PM	#13
slunken Virgo Posts: 42,781	wasn't there a comedian that did a bit about letting your kid see your dick so he/she will grow up thinking their dad has the biggest dick in the universe? well, it happened to me

10-21-2009, 03:58 PM	#15
Mayfuck Banned Location: i'm from japan also hollywood Posts: 57,805	The poll (pole) options are in feet http://forums.netphoria.org/photoalb...s/icon_eek.gif

10-21-2009, 04:26 PM	#17
Mooney Socialphobic Location: halifax Posts: 14,812	let's just say that it is big enough.

10-21-2009, 09:15 PM	#18
Ugly Immortal Location: Don't be too proud of this technological terror you've constructed Posts: 21,248	I don't remember, I was, like, 8 at the time.

10-21-2009, 09:30 PM	#19
Order 66 Socialphobic Posts: 11,831	sounds like it's time for Ugly and his pop to hit the showers and play catch-up

10-21-2009, 09:47 PM	#20
28if Apocalyptic Poster Location: yeah seriously i think we've more than established a consensus on reality, it's not that abstract. Posts: 3,454	It is a running joke in my family that my father has an abnormally small dick.

10-21-2009, 10:10 PM	#21
Order 66 Socialphobic Posts: 11,831	nothing funny about not having a big dick dad!

10-22-2009, 12:36 AM	#22
Joe Apocalyptic Poster Location: down in an alley, having had enough of it all Posts: 2,619	******* ******. if i did not censor that entire sentence i would probally get banned.

01-26-2017, 11:09 PM	#23
MyOneAndOnly Shut the fuck up! Location: "Okay, white power feminist" - yo soy el mejor Posts: 23,890	http://abcnews.com.co/wp-content/upl...03/trump-p.png

01-26-2017, 11:24 PM	#24
crabshack Apocalyptic Poster Posts: 2,173	facebook scotty strikes again

01-27-2017, 12:15 AM	#25
teh b0lly!!1 Braindead Location: PROWLING THE BADLANDS Posts: 17,399	lol i missed this thread when it was first posted but i lol'd miss karl connor

01-27-2017, 12:30 AM	#26
D. Consume my pants. Location: Missouri Posts: 36,099	trolling search function for dick

01-27-2017, 01:28 PM	#27
yo soy el mejor Just Hook it to My Veins! Location: all over the Internet Posts: 44,548	i wouldn't be surprised if that were real. is it?

01-27-2017, 03:27 PM	#28
reprise85 BOTTLEG ILLEGAL Location: I'm faced with so many changes that I just might change my face Posts: 32,800	nah he's chubbier than that. i mean his stomach.