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Old 10-08-2017, 10:36 PM   #1
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at the State Fair of Texas. Howdy howdy howdy!

I also got my hand-writing analyzed and had a Big Red Margarita and a Strawberry Chill. I also sat in some cool cars and pressed buttons. I also saw chainsaw carvings and had lots of "shitty fun (inside joke. you wouldn't understand)." I also saw a turtle and fireworks and a parade that included a shriner band and cowboys on stilts.

Good times at the fair.

 
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Old 10-08-2017, 10:37 PM   #2
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funwithaduck?

 
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Old 10-08-2017, 10:39 PM   #3
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Then I came to my interim home and did calculus homework. I'm tired as shit. Before the fair I went out to eat with my mommy and daddy and best-friend.

We went to Breadwinners and I got THE DELUXE: BRIOCHE BUN, CRISPY PORK BELLY, CARAMELIZED ONION, AVOCADO, SRIRACHA MAYO, AVOCADOS, SUNNY SIDE UP EGG WITH FRESH FRUIT 13.99

I couldn't eat anything else for a very long time.

 
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Old 10-08-2017, 10:39 PM   #4
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funwithaduck?
u can say that again!

 
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Old 10-08-2017, 10:42 PM   #5
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there's the mallard surrounded by swans. my friend and i were a bit far back in line when an attendant asked who wanted to ride the duck and i raised my hand and we got to cut to the front and ride that duck.

 
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Old 10-08-2017, 11:07 PM   #6
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parody thread: i rocked a dude today

 
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Old 10-09-2017, 12:34 AM   #7
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caramelized onions are the best

 
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Old 10-09-2017, 12:35 AM   #8
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Old 10-09-2017, 07:24 AM   #9
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I rode a duck today
to see if I still feel.

 
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Old 10-09-2017, 01:33 PM   #10
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steve carrell is adorable

 
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Old 10-09-2017, 01:42 PM   #11
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ducks>>>>

 
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Old 10-09-2017, 01:57 PM   #12
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It is estimated that there are currently around 10 million mallard ducks of breeding age in North America.

 
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Old 10-09-2017, 01:58 PM   #13
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sounds like a party

 
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Old 10-09-2017, 02:00 PM   #14
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really?

 
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Old 10-09-2017, 02:10 PM   #15
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I would be happy if ducks replaced all animals

 
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Old 10-09-2017, 02:37 PM   #16
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someone who clearly knows little about ducks.

 
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Old 10-09-2017, 02:38 PM   #17
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Here, let me help:


 
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Old 10-09-2017, 02:39 PM   #18
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Hot take: all geese are assholes.

 
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Old 10-09-2017, 04:50 PM   #19
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my gf does say ducks are the greediest

Id be interested in taking care of an injured duck

But not one that can fly because that's just cruel

 
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Old 10-10-2017, 06:06 PM   #20
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I rode a dick today





































































































































is a parody thread I am both surprised and disappointed to find doesn't exist. What happened to my Netphoria?!

 
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Old 10-10-2017, 10:17 PM   #21
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we all thought of it right away and decided not to make the easy parody thread, i'm assuming

in fact i'm assuming yosoy posted it knowing that such a parody thread was likely or would at least cross all of our filthy minds

 
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Old 10-11-2017, 06:48 AM   #22
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i didn't so take your assumptions elsewhere!

 
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I told you guys about the two gay ducks and how aftterwards the bottom duck was victoriously flapping about and swaggering like he had achieved his ultimate purpose in life, right?

It was an eye-opener, folks.

 
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Old 10-11-2017, 07:59 AM   #24
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Then I saw this female duck gang raped by three males. I tried to intervene but she was more scared of me than them and wouldn't leave them tho before I showed up she was desperately trying to get away.

I cut quite a dignified figure chasing ducks around the park. Ppl were like

 
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we all thought of it right away and decided not to make the easy parody thread, i'm assuming

in fact i'm assuming yosoy posted it knowing that such a parody thread was likely or would at least cross all of our filthy minds
if i had ridden the swan i would have named the thread i rode a swan today and then what would your assumption have been!

 
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Old 10-11-2017, 08:26 AM   #26
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remember when everyone made fun of bill for ride a black swan? and then the black swan rode him.

 
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billy, i mean.

 
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I really was chasing ducks. Why do you doubt this? Too foolish behavior for the likes of me?

 
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if i had ridden the swan i would have named the thread i rode a swan today and then what would your assumption have been!
probably that you rode a swan i guess

 
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