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Old 09-01-2017, 01:18 PM   #2731
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Have you considered taking the name "Spirulina" when it's that time?

 
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Old 09-01-2017, 01:34 PM   #2732
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congrats to everyone in their progress on the road to self actualization
yeah. and let's try to keep it completely free of persecuting innocent people because you're off your meds

you sanctimonious dickhead

 
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Old 09-01-2017, 01:39 PM   #2733
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Who is off their meds?

 
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Old 09-01-2017, 01:43 PM   #2734
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I'm on the road to self slugualization

 
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Old 09-01-2017, 01:54 PM   #2735
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I can't stop peeing

 
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Old 09-01-2017, 01:54 PM   #2736
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I decided not to eat until dinner because I feel terrible about the way I look

 
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Old 09-01-2017, 05:46 PM   #2737
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i don't log that, obviously
You should consider adding more fiber into your diet if this is the case.

 
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Old 09-01-2017, 05:58 PM   #2738
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Put the fucker on ignore an enjoy the boards
I don't believe in using the ignore feature.

It's not like I think I'd miss out on anything by putting him on ignore, but I'd rather just watch him flap in the wind while everyone else ignores him. It's more fun that way.

 
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Old 09-01-2017, 11:28 PM   #2739
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something tells me that you have at least some people on the equivilent of ignore on your FB account.

this board is social media just like anything else.

 
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Old 09-02-2017, 08:48 AM   #2740
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Old 09-02-2017, 01:52 PM   #2741
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Mike's blood got taken from him in record time and he suffered no ill effects. So proud of my big (little) blood bag

 
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Old 09-02-2017, 02:04 PM   #2742
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something tells me that you have at least some people on the equivilent of ignore on your FB account.

this board is social media just like anything else.
I don't use Facebook.

If I did, I'd probably have everyone on ignore. Shit was pretty insufferable as is when I disconnected back in 2011.

 
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Old 09-02-2017, 02:39 PM   #2743
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yeah. and let's try to keep it completely free of persecuting innocent people because you're off your meds

you sanctimonious dickhead
what does this even mean

 
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Old 09-02-2017, 03:24 PM   #2744
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Old 09-02-2017, 03:28 PM   #2745
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Your a nut

Your crazy in teh coconut

 
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Old 09-02-2017, 06:05 PM   #2746
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i don't really feel like i'm the oldest one in here anymore

 
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Old 09-02-2017, 06:10 PM   #2747
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had my first laser hair removal session today. it hurt. but it only lasted about 15 min.

 
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Old 09-02-2017, 06:16 PM   #2748
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need more details pls, this is one thing I wanted to do for a couple of years now and chickenshitted out (yes, that is a word.)

how badly irritated are the most sensitive bits of skin afterwards? like above the upper lip? and do you get a rash?

in short, do I need to take a couple of days off to do this because I'll look like Frankenstein?

 
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Old 09-02-2017, 07:12 PM   #2749
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what does this even mean
I don't know man. It's so hard sometimes. Maybe it has something to do with being a complete fucking asshole?

 
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Old 09-02-2017, 07:14 PM   #2750
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that's not bonsoir's fault

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Old 09-02-2017, 07:37 PM   #2751
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Oh shit it just got dramatic in here

When 2 nice cool people fight an angel loses its wings

 
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Old 09-02-2017, 08:04 PM   #2752
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need more details pls, this is one thing I wanted to do for a couple of years now and chickenshitted out (yes, that is a word.)

how badly irritated are the most sensitive bits of skin afterwards? like above the upper lip? and do you get a rash?

in short, do I need to take a couple of days off to do this because I'll look like Frankenstein?
I would compare the pain level with getting a tattoo. the difference being that it's short 'pokes' instead of the more continuous feeling when getting inked. The pain varies by the number of hairs per square inch. The more hair folicles you have under the laser the more energy gets pumped into your skin. I have a very thick beard, so the sensation was strong. around the bottom of my neck though, where my hair is thin it didn't hurt much.

while my skin felt hot immediately after, I had no real skin irritation later in the day. If it's done properly and on the correct setting you shouldn't have any significant irritation. You shouldn't need to take off work to do it.

Also, 9 out of 10 of my facial hairs are dark. It only works on dark hair. blonde, grey or red hair aren't affected by the laser. eventually i'll have to have some electrolysis because 10% of my facial hairs are red.

it is crazy fucking expensive. I'm paying $3,700 for 9 sessions over 18 months. My dysphoria is heavily connected to my voice and my face. For me getting rid of my facial hair is something i can do ASAP that helps me right away so I'd pay almost anything at this point.

I'm also starting electrolysis on my chest in a couple of weeks. my chest hair is very scant so i figure i can get rid of it in one or two hour long sessions and it'll be cheaper than doing laser, which requires multiple sessions to get the majority of hair.

 
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Old 09-02-2017, 08:07 PM   #2753
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all the nice people! be nice to each other!

 
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Old 09-02-2017, 08:14 PM   #2754
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All of us have a mean streak

 
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Old 09-02-2017, 08:14 PM   #2755
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I know I could have loved you but you would not let me.

 
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Old 09-02-2017, 08:44 PM   #2756
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I would compare the pain level with getting a tattoo. the difference being that it's short 'pokes' instead of the more continuous feeling when getting inked. The pain varies by the number of hairs per square inch. The more hair folicles you have under the laser the more energy gets pumped into your skin. I have a very thick beard, so the sensation was strong. around the bottom of my neck though, where my hair is thin it didn't hurt much.

while my skin felt hot immediately after, I had no real skin irritation later in the day. If it's done properly and on the correct setting you shouldn't have any significant irritation. You shouldn't need to take off work to do it.

Also, 9 out of 10 of my facial hairs are dark. It only works on dark hair. blonde, grey or red hair aren't affected by the laser. eventually i'll have to have some electrolysis because 10% of my facial hairs are red.

it is crazy fucking expensive. I'm paying $3,700 for 9 sessions over 18 months. My dysphoria is heavily connected to my voice and my face. For me getting rid of my facial hair is something i can do ASAP that helps me right away so I'd pay almost anything at this point.

I'm also starting electrolysis on my chest in a couple of weeks. my chest hair is very scant so i figure i can get rid of it in one or two hour long sessions and it'll be cheaper than doing laser, which requires multiple sessions to get the majority of hair.
can i get it done on my asscrack

 
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Old 09-02-2017, 09:10 PM   #2757
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edit: irrelevant post

i somehow missed scotty saying he's coming out as transgendered. thought the beard removal was a comfort/aesthetic thing.
congrats on setting yourself free scotty.

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Old 09-02-2017, 09:23 PM   #2758
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fuzzy, this is one of those times you're being incredibly matter-o-factly offensive

even if you do have concerns about scotty's wellbeing there are much better ways to express it

 
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Old 09-02-2017, 09:27 PM   #2759
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On the contrary. If you're older what do you have to lose? You're more sure than when you're a teen

 
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Old 09-02-2017, 09:29 PM   #2760
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And if I'm being a jackass, so be it...
OH. OKAY.

 
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