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Old 10-03-2017, 09:12 PM   #3931
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nursing students are always tested, they dont want people who will steal pills and shit

 
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Old 10-03-2017, 09:20 PM   #3932
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how about Coffee & Cigarettes tho?
The Jack White bit made me kind of angry.

 
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Old 10-03-2017, 09:24 PM   #3933
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Here's another crazy story.

A couple of months ago I went to the library to buy an OM shirt (i have no wifi). I went stoned. On the way out I freaked out a little (too many humans) and almost hit a little boy. The head librarian (she looks like a grey eagle) saw it all. When I came back a few days later she gave me a look of death. so i kept away from that library.

until yesterday. i went and they all ignored me (the eagle head librarian and her cohorts). Good ending right?

Wrong. This morning I emailed her explaining how I came stoned and almost hit the child and apologizing. she hasn't written back. i am fucked. can never go back there. AND THEY HAVE THE WORM OUROBOROS.

fuck me

 
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Old 10-03-2017, 09:43 PM   #3934
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although I'm not sure how much it really helps, I would be drinking a lot of water, tea, and cranberry juice if I were you as well as going on some runs
it helps. you can also flood it with water....like drink 4 bottles 1-2 hours before the test and nothing but water will be detectable in your urine, since it's not a probation drug test they won't count it as a fail and will just think you're well hydrated. i've passed an employment drug test smoking the night before this way, and i was not scrawny at the time.

if they do a saliva test then it only matters if you've smoked a day or two before.

 
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Old 10-03-2017, 09:45 PM   #3935
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Hey guys! I just offered the custodial job at the Community College. . Salary + full benefits

Hooray! (Guess i shall see Boris sober after all)
congrats took!!!

 
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Old 10-03-2017, 09:51 PM   #3936
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took, i know it can be hard but you should probably just let some of these things go. like who gives a fuck about super market interactions? and don't go apologizing to everyone because it just reminds them of what they will probably forget. stoners are silly, myself included. weed is legal here and yet i still carry body spray and smoke in hiding.

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Old 10-03-2017, 09:52 PM   #3937
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Old 10-03-2017, 09:55 PM   #3938
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fuck my c section scar still hurts 7 weeks later. i exercised yesterday finally, though. haven't lost shit but the literal baby weight and that bothers me. but since i still feed her 3-4 times a night (8-9 hour period) i get hungry never sleeping and just shove crap like candy or sugary granola bars in my mouth at 1 am to get quick energy to tend to her. not good for weight loss and that's obviously a sensitive issue with me, as i'm sure some of you remember.

 
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Old 10-03-2017, 11:40 PM   #3939
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i am prowwling the board for victims

 
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Old 10-03-2017, 11:41 PM   #3940
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who wants. to fig ht me

 
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Old 10-04-2017, 12:42 AM   #3941
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Dude just told me to name a start date. Sounds like I might not be going in until then which would give me 15 days and I'm skin and bones.

fingers crossed.

 
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Old 10-04-2017, 12:43 AM   #3942
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who wants. to fig ht me
You should totes battle the eagle faced head librarian lady. she's fierce.

i got foodstamps on the eagle lady

 
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Old 10-04-2017, 06:26 AM   #3943
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Unsure whether to continue with this fantasy murder mystery I bought in a bookstore in Perth. The detective is the only openly practicing wizard in Chicago.

Just don't know how much more of this character I can take.

 
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Old 10-04-2017, 06:30 AM   #3944
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HOLY SHIT MASSIVE CARPET FIBER

 
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Old 10-04-2017, 06:33 AM   #3945
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Yes sorry, I'm at a holiday house where they positioned the bed and accompanying bedside tables and lamp on the opposite wall to the one where the only power point in the room is. So the lamp is on the floor and my younger kid is sleeping so I just had to take the photo next to the lamp.

OKaY????

 
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Old 10-04-2017, 10:01 AM   #3946
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And to think that you were mocking my writing and Korazonn the Accursed.


 
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Old 10-04-2017, 10:54 AM   #3947
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Here's another crazy story.

A couple of months ago I went to the library to buy an OM shirt (i have no wifi). I went stoned. On the way out I freaked out a little (too many humans) and almost hit a little boy. The head librarian (she looks like a grey eagle) saw it all. When I came back a few days later she gave me a look of death. so i kept away from that library.

until yesterday. i went and they all ignored me (the eagle head librarian and her cohorts). Good ending right?

Wrong. This morning I emailed her explaining how I came stoned and almost hit the child and apologizing. she hasn't written back. i am fucked. can never go back there. AND THEY HAVE THE WORM OUROBOROS.

fuck me
why on earth would you email her, she probably forgot about this an hour after it happened

 
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Old 10-04-2017, 11:02 AM   #3948
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you fool of a took!

 
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Old 10-04-2017, 11:19 AM   #3949
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I know. Now they all think I am crazy. But I am not. Just, uh, getting there.

Now I am being overwhelmed by the urge to apologize to Mitchell again but if I do he will just get excited again. Also Safeway stopped selling kimchee? Sign?

Have I told you guys that I think the dude on the cover of the Boris Cosmos ep is me? Look that shit up yo. Looks like he's drowning beneath the purple waves.

 
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Old 10-04-2017, 11:32 AM   #3950
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doesn't look like you.

 
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Old 10-04-2017, 12:12 PM   #3951
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scenesdescent

 
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Old 10-04-2017, 12:33 PM   #3952
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why on earth would you email her, she probably forgot about this an hour after it happened
that's kinda what i said to him. but i understand the compulsion to just make everything "right"....ya just gotta ignore it.


the world doesn't know or usually care if you're high (stoned, if you're tweaking or nodding off they definitely know, even though you think they don't. DRUG PARADOX)

 
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Old 10-04-2017, 12:40 PM   #3953
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sounds more like david berkowitz than took to me

 
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Old 10-04-2017, 12:56 PM   #3954
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Yeah I'd go for a bubble bath instead of gasoline.

 
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Old 10-04-2017, 12:58 PM   #3955
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doesn't look like you.

I know. But my encounter with Takeshi was very short (I screamed arigato he returned a barely perceptible nod) so I think when he visualized me he captured just the essence of me: submissive insecure shamefast (steadfast in shame) and fucked to the gills on dxm.

that's me. i know it is.

 
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Old 10-04-2017, 12:59 PM   #3956
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True story!

 
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Old 10-04-2017, 01:07 PM   #3957
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Omfg look at this job. if i lose this because i was stupid enough to smoke weed... sigh.

Work Schedule: Tuesday – Saturday 3:00 pm – 11:30 pm Starting Salary: Range 29, Step E - $2,425 per month Shift Premium Pay: $174 per month Total Monthly Salary: $2,599 Pay days: semi-monthly on the 10 th and the 25 th Probationary Period: 6-month This position is in the classified service covered by the (WPEA) Union and you would be required to pay union Benefits: Medical, Dental, Vision, Retirement

 
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Old 10-04-2017, 01:08 PM   #3958
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Jesus Fuck I could be playing Starcraft II by xmas.

 
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Old 10-04-2017, 01:32 PM   #3959
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I know. But my encounter with Takeshi was very short (I screamed arigato he returned a barely perceptible nod) so I think when he visualized me he captured just the essence of me: submissive insecure shamefast (steadfast in shame) and fucked to the gills on dxm.

that's me. i know it is.
it does not look like someone who is screaming arigato.

 
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Old 10-04-2017, 02:15 PM   #3960
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But it does look like me immediately before and after the scream. i was bashful and retreated.

i am telling you that's me. i believe.

 
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