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Old 09-07-2017, 08:00 AM   #1
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Default Wu-Tang album on eBay - Once Upon A Time In Shaolin

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Old 09-07-2017, 08:12 AM   #2
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which direction should i face when i fall out of grace?

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Old 09-07-2017, 09:53 AM   #3
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True true

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Old 09-15-2017, 01:49 PM   #4
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"I decided to purchase this album as a gift to the Wu-Tang Clan for their tremendous musical output. Instead I received scorn from at least one of their (least-intelligent) members, and the world at large failed to see my purpose of putting a serious value behind music."

It was made available for sale. I'm pretty sure it was a gift for himself.

Oh, and insulting one of the group members in a statement where he's trying to make himself seem like some kind of good guy philanthropist really helps make the case.

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Old 09-15-2017, 02:31 PM   #5
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On the bright side though, Martin Shkreli is now inmate #87850-053.

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Old 09-15-2017, 03:01 PM   #6
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Red face

Shit! That probably means he can't ship it out now. Someone will probably have to take care of that for him.

Less than 7 hours to go...looks like he'll get back at least half of what he paid for it.

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Old 09-16-2017, 04:08 PM   #7
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Oh man, Shkreli's been answering questions on the auction!

Q: IRS says you cannot deduct losses on the sale of property that you hold for personal use, will you disclose the loophole for losers like you? Does winning bidder have rights to rename this meaningless noise album? "Enter Cardiff Giant" or "Cardiff Giant Forever" or "S.B.W. (Sucker Bought Wu)" better titles once next sucker parts with more than a dime for this. Sep-07-17
A: thanks for your free accounting advice!

Q: If I buy this CD do you think it will help me get laid? Sep-07-17
A: probably not

Q: Why is everyone so gullible that they would actually pay you for this when your greed had you mark up medicines 5000% ? This makes me sad for humanity. Sep-07-17
A: what should medicines cost, then? how do you know it wasn't too cheap before the price increase?

Q: I want to buy this please. I like music and I like your work. Sep-07-17
A: Okay, I want your money please. I like your money.

Q: I have heard that you wipe back to front, please confirm. Sep-07-17
A: Confirmed

Q: Is there anything I can do for you to make about $20k? I'm desperately trying to pay off my car and last of credit cards. Just thought I'd ask you. Thanks for your time! Sep-07-17
A: Get a job? Get two?

Q: Not interested in the CD. Just wanted to tell you you're a piece of shit. Sep-07-17
A: I believe you are mistaken and too poor to bid on the CD. Better luck in your future endeavors.

Q: If I purchase this album, how will I know for certain that you don't have a vagina? Sep-06-17
A: those are two separate and distinct questions

Q: You truly don't deserve 1 cent for this item. You have taken enough money from to many people already. I truly don't know how you sleep at night. Sep-06-17
A: word? what do YOU do for a living?

Q: Can you give me a ballpark estimate on how many thots have listened to this? Thanks! Sep-06-17
A: Typically takes about 2 songs before I get to turn it off and get down to business.

Q: How would you rank order the intelligence of Wu-Tang Clan members from top to bottom? Sep-06-17
A: GZA > Method Man > *

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