What are your feelings on Fellatio?

ella · 01-13-2009, 01:07 PM

(AP) -- Women who perform the act of fellatio and swallow semen on a regular basis, one to two times a week, may reduce their risk of breast cancer by up to 40 percent, a North Carolina State University study found.

Doctors had never suspected a link between the act of fellatio and breast cancer, but new research being performed at North Carolina State University is starting to suggest that there could be an important link between the two.

In a study of over 15,000 women suspected of having performed regular fellatio and swallowed the ejaculatory fluid, over the past ten years, the researchers found that those actually having performed the act regularly, one to two times a week, had a lower occurance of breast cancer than those who had not. There was no increased risk, however, for those who did not regularly perform.

"I think it removes the last shade of doubt that fellatio is actually a healthy act," said Dr. A.J. Kramer of Johns Hopkins School of Medicine, who was not involved in the research. "I am surprised by these findings, but am also excited that the researchers may have discovered a relatively easy way to lower the occurance of breast cancer in women."

The University researchers stressed that, though breast cancer is relatively uncommon, any steps taken to reduce the risk would be a wise decision.

"Only with regular occurance will your chances be reduced, so I encourage all women out there to make fellatio an important part of their daily routine," said Dr. Helena Shifteer, one of the researchers at the University. "Since the emergence of the research, I try to fellate at least once every other night to reduce my chances."

The study is reported in Friday's Journal of Medical Research.

In 1991, 43,582 women died of breast cancer, as reported by the National Cancer Institute.

Dr. Len Lictepeen, deputy chief medical officer for the American Cancer Society, said women should not overlook or "play down" these findings.

"This will hopefully change women's practice and patterns, resulting in a severe drop in the future number of cases," Lictepeen said.

Sooner said the research shows no increase in the risk of breast cancer in those who are, for whatever reason, not able to fellate regularly.

"There's definitely fertile ground for more research. Many have stepped forward to volunteer for related research now in the planning stages," he said.

Almost every woman is, at some point, going to perform the act of fellatio, but it is the frequency at which this event occurs that makes the difference, say researchers. Also key seems to be the protein and enzyme count in the semen, but researchers are again waiting for more test data.

The reasearch consisted of two groups, 6,246 women ages 25 to 45 who had performed fellatio and swallowed on a regular basis over the past five to ten years, and 9,728 women who had not or did not swallow. The group of women who had performed and swallowed had a breast cancer rate of 1.9 percent and the group who had not had a breast cancer rate of 10.4 percent.

"The findings do suggest that there are other causes for breast cancer besides the absence of regular fellatio," Shafteer said. "It's a cause, not THE cause."

ella · 01-13-2009, 01:08 PM

I'm all for it... not only is it fun...but it reduces my chance of developing breast cancer! HOORAYZ!

The Jesus · 01-13-2009, 01:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ella

Women who perform the act of fellatio and swallow semen on a regular basis, one to two times a week, may reduce their risk of breast cancer by up to 40 percent

This is my new chat-up line!

Eulogy · 01-13-2009, 01:09 PM

i enjoy fellatio

i hope it lowers the risk of male breast cancer too

ella · 01-13-2009, 01:12 PM

well, in an era where we eat all processed dead foods, eating enzyme rich raw live foods every once in a while can make a big difference.

So I'm pretty sure it benefits you too Eulogy.

The Jesus · 01-13-2009, 01:12 PM

I'm willing to travel to America to help any Netphorian woman reduce her risk of breast cancer by up to 40 percent.

ella · 01-13-2009, 01:18 PM

OMG, you guyz, it's all becoming clear to me...that's why we call it a job.

yo soy el mejor · 01-13-2009, 01:20 PM

oh

but breast cancer doesnt even run in my family!

shannon · 01-13-2009, 01:22 PM

I dig it

Quite a bit, actually

Eulogy · 01-13-2009, 01:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by yo soy el mejor

oh

but breast cancer doesnt even run in my family!

has to start somewhere

Pizza Club · 12:10 AM

I'm for it.

oh and i mean getting it. from a girl.

no homo

carapatricia · 02:05 PM

i'm pretty sure every person cited/writing that article is a man.

Quote:

"The findings do suggest that there are other causes for breast cancer besides the absence of regular fellatio," Shafteer said. "It's a cause, not THE cause."

or the onion.

This is the worst fake article i've ever read.
Dr. Helena Shifteer
Dr. A.J. Kramer of Johns Hopkins School of Medicine
Dr. Len Lictepeen,
"Sooner said the research shows no increase in the risk of breast cancer in those who are, for whatever reason, not able to fellate regularly."
No one named Dr Sooner has been mentioned in the article by the time Sooner is quoted.
""The findings do suggest that there are other causes for breast cancer besides the absence of regular fellatio," Shafteer said. "
No one was introduced as Dr Shafteer before he is quoted.

neopryn · 01-13-2009, 02:14 PM

can you people talk about anything but sex? disgusting.

ella · 01-13-2009, 02:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by carapatricia

i'm pretty sure every person cited/writing that article is a man.

or the onion.

This is the worst fake article i've ever read.
Dr. Helena Shifteer
Dr. A.J. Kramer of Johns Hopkins School of Medicine
Dr. Len Lictepeen,
"Sooner said the research shows no increase in the risk of breast cancer in those who are, for whatever reason, not able to fellate regularly."
No one named Dr Sooner has been mentioned in the article by the time Sooner is quoted.
""The findings do suggest that there are other causes for breast cancer besides the absence of regular fellatio," Shafteer said. "
No one was introduced as Dr Shafteer before he is quoted.

I wondered how long it would take you guys to actually realize the article was a fake. I mean come on...Dr Shafteer!!?!?!?!?!

ella · 01-13-2009, 02:19 PM

Dr. LIC -TE-PEEN

shannon · 01-13-2009, 02:20 PM

the article may be fake, but the love for blowjobs is reeeeeal

Nimrod's Son · 01-13-2009, 03:05 PM

tcm · 01-13-2009, 05:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by carapatricia

Dr. Helena Shifteer
Dr. A.J. Kramer of Johns Hopkins School of Medicine
Dr. Len Lictepeen,
"Sooner said the research shows no increase in the risk of breast cancer in those who are, for whatever reason, not able to fellate regularly."
No one named Dr Sooner has been mentioned in the article by the time Sooner is quoted.
""The findings do suggest that there are other causes for breast cancer besides the absence of regular fellatio," Shafteer said. "
No one was introduced as Dr Shafteer before he is quoted.

the proper doctors' names are
Dr. Inserta Shafteer
Dr. B.J. Sooner
and of course Dr. Len Lictepeen

barden · 01-13-2009, 06:05 PM

i <3 BJ's too.

Fattening Ass · 01-13-2009, 07:29 PM

werd, good pizza and beer

Sepiae · 01-13-2009, 07:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ella

a North Carolina State University study found.

Bitch, please.

Nimrod's Son · 01-13-2009, 07:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sepiae

Bitch, please.

That's as good a place as any to study cockgobbling sluts.

pale_princess · 01-13-2009, 09:49 PM

hurrah!

threetwooneZERO · 01-13-2009, 11:12 PM

damn, i was already ready to copy this and send it to the gf.

ravenguy2000 · 01-13-2009, 11:14 PM

i like it when the cock is shoved down my throat and i gag and convulse on it and my eyes get all watery

Quiet CD · 01-13-2009, 11:41 PM

You gotta be in it to win it... there are few things better than great head, and few things worse than bad head.

Thaniel Buckner · 01-13-2009, 11:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ravenguy2000

i like it when the cock is shoved down my throat and i gag and convulse on it and my eyes get all watery

i thought i was the only one. is there a name for this affliction?

carapatricia · 01-14-2009, 12:31 AM

Well, it is a good protein source if you have to leave early and don't have time to grab breakfast...

ella · 01-14-2009, 01:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nimrod's Son

del

Yeah, I saw what you posted before, fucking douchebag....and you're calling me a dumbass.

Read the posts, and maybe you wouldn't make such ignorant comments...that later have to be DEL'D!

Eulogy · 01-14-2009, 01:17 AM

ella what did he say?!

01-13-2009, 01:07 PM	#1
ella Minion of Satan Posts: 5,573	What are your feelings on Fellatio? (AP) -- Women who perform the act of fellatio and swallow semen on a regular basis, one to two times a week, may reduce their risk of breast cancer by up to 40 percent, a North Carolina State University study found. Doctors had never suspected a link between the act of fellatio and breast cancer, but new research being performed at North Carolina State University is starting to suggest that there could be an important link between the two. In a study of over 15,000 women suspected of having performed regular fellatio and swallowed the ejaculatory fluid, over the past ten years, the researchers found that those actually having performed the act regularly, one to two times a week, had a lower occurance of breast cancer than those who had not. There was no increased risk, however, for those who did not regularly perform. "I think it removes the last shade of doubt that fellatio is actually a healthy act," said Dr. A.J. Kramer of Johns Hopkins School of Medicine, who was not involved in the research. "I am surprised by these findings, but am also excited that the researchers may have discovered a relatively easy way to lower the occurance of breast cancer in women." The University researchers stressed that, though breast cancer is relatively uncommon, any steps taken to reduce the risk would be a wise decision. "Only with regular occurance will your chances be reduced, so I encourage all women out there to make fellatio an important part of their daily routine," said Dr. Helena Shifteer, one of the researchers at the University. "Since the emergence of the research, I try to fellate at least once every other night to reduce my chances." The study is reported in Friday's Journal of Medical Research. In 1991, 43,582 women died of breast cancer, as reported by the National Cancer Institute. Dr. Len Lictepeen, deputy chief medical officer for the American Cancer Society, said women should not overlook or "play down" these findings. "This will hopefully change women's practice and patterns, resulting in a severe drop in the future number of cases," Lictepeen said. Sooner said the research shows no increase in the risk of breast cancer in those who are, for whatever reason, not able to fellate regularly. "There's definitely fertile ground for more research. Many have stepped forward to volunteer for related research now in the planning stages," he said. Almost every woman is, at some point, going to perform the act of fellatio, but it is the frequency at which this event occurs that makes the difference, say researchers. Also key seems to be the protein and enzyme count in the semen, but researchers are again waiting for more test data. The reasearch consisted of two groups, 6,246 women ages 25 to 45 who had performed fellatio and swallowed on a regular basis over the past five to ten years, and 9,728 women who had not or did not swallow. The group of women who had performed and swallowed had a breast cancer rate of 1.9 percent and the group who had not had a breast cancer rate of 10.4 percent. "The findings do suggest that there are other causes for breast cancer besides the absence of regular fellatio," Shafteer said. "It's a cause, not THE cause."

01-13-2009, 01:59 PM	#11
Pizza Club Apocalyptic Poster Location: you sound like a casual fan. Posts: 3,458	I'm for it. oh and i mean getting it. from a girl. no homo Last edited by Pizza Club : 01-14-2009 at 12:10 AM.

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01-13-2009, 01:08 PM	#2
ella Minion of Satan Posts: 5,573	I'm all for it... not only is it fun...but it reduces my chance of developing breast cancer! HOORAYZ!

01-13-2009, 01:09 PM	#4
Eulogy huh Posts: 62,456	i enjoy fellatio i hope it lowers the risk of male breast cancer too

01-13-2009, 01:12 PM	#5
ella Minion of Satan Posts: 5,573	well, in an era where we eat all processed dead foods, eating enzyme rich raw live foods every once in a while can make a big difference. So I'm pretty sure it benefits you too Eulogy.

01-13-2009, 01:12 PM	#6
The Jesus Minion of Satan Location: Kiltworld Posts: 5,943	I'm willing to travel to America to help any Netphorian woman reduce her risk of breast cancer by up to 40 percent.

01-13-2009, 01:18 PM	#7
ella Minion of Satan Posts: 5,573	OMG, you guyz, it's all becoming clear to me...that's why we call it a job.

01-13-2009, 01:20 PM	#8
yo soy el mejor Just Hook it to My Veins! Location: all over the Internet Posts: 44,548	oh but breast cancer doesnt even run in my family!

01-13-2009, 01:22 PM	#9
shannon Minion of Satan Location: i am a reptile Posts: 7,231	I dig it Quite a bit, actually

01-13-2009, 02:14 PM	#13
neopryn let's see your penis! Location: i had a few beers, but i'm cool to drive Posts: 31,847	can you people talk about anything but sex? disgusting.

01-13-2009, 02:19 PM	#15
ella Minion of Satan Posts: 5,573	Dr. LIC -TE-PEEN

01-13-2009, 02:20 PM	#16
shannon Minion of Satan Location: i am a reptile Posts: 7,231	the article may be fake, but the love for blowjobs is reeeeeal

01-13-2009, 03:05 PM	#17
Nimrod's Son Master of Karate and Friendship Location: in your butt Posts: 72,975	del

01-13-2009, 06:05 PM	#19
barden Braindead Location: The Ghetto Posts: 19,597	i <3 BJ's too.

01-13-2009, 07:29 PM	#20
Fattening Ass Just Hook it to My Veins! Location: Planet Nintendu 64 Posts: 30,819	werd, good pizza and beer

01-13-2009, 09:49 PM	#23
pale_princess spanish harlem mona lisa Location: the barrio Posts: 10,081	hurrah!

01-13-2009, 11:12 PM	#24
threetwooneZERO Apocalyptic Poster Posts: 3,894	damn, i was already ready to copy this and send it to the gf.

01-13-2009, 11:14 PM	#25
ravenguy2000 NO FATS Location: NO FEMS Posts: 29,003	i like it when the cock is shoved down my throat and i gag and convulse on it and my eyes get all watery

01-13-2009, 11:41 PM	#26
Quiet CD Apocalyptic Poster Location: wherever you aren't Posts: 3,239	You gotta be in it to win it... there are few things better than great head, and few things worse than bad head.

01-14-2009, 12:31 AM	#28
carapatricia Apocalyptic Poster Posts: 1,316	Well, it is a good protein source if you have to leave early and don't have time to grab breakfast...

01-14-2009, 01:17 AM	#30
Eulogy huh Posts: 62,456	ella what did he say?!