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Old 10-03-2018, 02:42 AM   #61
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Suck on that ‘phoria .

 
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Old 10-03-2018, 02:43 AM   #62
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Who here likes geese?

 
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Old 10-03-2018, 08:07 AM   #63
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As in consorting with them or devouring them?

 
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Old 10-03-2018, 01:27 PM   #64
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Thems vicious critters.

 
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Old 10-03-2018, 02:46 PM   #65
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I got chased by some ganders while I was homeless. At least I assumed they were male: belligerent dickheads.

 
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Old 10-03-2018, 04:27 PM   #66
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I’m going to Nam on Saturday.
OH SHIT, is there still a draft going?

 
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Old 10-03-2018, 06:18 PM   #67
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Yeah mang. Wars not over because the dirty commies never surrendered.

 
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Old 10-03-2018, 08:06 PM   #68
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I'm not totally sure, but I think, as the ultimate slap in the face, you need U.S. dollars to pay for your visa on arrival. My sleep deprived husband arrived without cash in hand, and spent a good four hours at the airport. He's so used to paying for everything electronically. I think it might help to take a passport sized colour photo if you have one.

He also ended up with food poisoning so maybe avoid salads and fresh juices.

Are you going through Changi?

 
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Old 10-03-2018, 10:04 PM   #69
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Sorted that visa nonsense before leaving. And currently AirNZ fly direct to Ho Chi Minh so that’s a win.

And I’m taking a load of dong like it’s real money.

 
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Old 10-03-2018, 10:07 PM   #70
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Sorted that visa nonsense before leaving. And currently AirNZ fly direct to Ho Chi Minh so that’s a win.

And I’m taking a load of dong like it’s real money.
have fun in Vietnam, it's fuckin beautiful, great food, friendly people.

when we left and got to Laos, we had to pay some kind of fee when we went through customs and I was dead tired and having trouble finding my american money and my friend is like, "dude just take out your dong," and then we started laughing so hard. I thought we were gonna get deported

 
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Old 10-03-2018, 10:16 PM   #71
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Sorted that visa nonsense before leaving. And currently AirNZ fly direct to Ho Chi Minh so that’s a win.

And I’m taking a load of dong like it’s real money.
My husband thought he'd sorted it before he left, but actually it was only half done. So you might want to double check. But if you have lots of dong, surely that will help you in most situations, I dunno...

 
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Old 10-03-2018, 11:04 PM   #72
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Gonna wave my dong around.

 
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Old 10-05-2018, 04:58 PM   #73
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i'm glad he got tortured until he had t-rex arms
Personally, I'm a torture abolitionist so I can't joke about it all.

But finding torture and abuse funny, regardless of context, is not for me.

 
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Old 10-05-2018, 06:24 PM   #74
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Lmao @ related threads:

John Mayer: "Sex with Jessica Simpson is like cocaine"

 
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Old 10-05-2018, 06:45 PM   #75
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Personally, I'm a torture abolitionist so I can't joke about it all.

But finding torture and abuse funny, regardless of context, is not for me.
oh wow you got me

 
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Old 10-05-2018, 07:06 PM   #76
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I'm just messing around. I feel free to joke about torture. Depending on context.

I don't think there's really a topic that's off-limits to joke about. It's more what the meaning of the joke is, and what the context is. A joke can be about a certain topic while still being in good taste. Murder, abuse, genocide, there's way to go about it all.

 
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Old 10-05-2018, 07:08 PM   #77
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Like, if somebody can make a Holocaust joke that doesn't translate to "haha it's funny that Jews were horribly killed," but rather draws humour from some other element, it could still potentially be funny.

 
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Old 10-05-2018, 07:10 PM   #78
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i draw the line at silmarillion jokes

do you hear that buzzard??

 
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