so i just quit my job in the most glamorous manner

teh b0lly!!1 · 03-10-2009, 05:26 PM

i was working this student job at a local theater. and the manager of the place is the most loathsome, disgusting human being who harasses women at work on a regular basis and is hated by literally anyone and everyone in the theater, including his own staff.
i never cared that much about the job so whenever he'd bug me about shit i'd do my best to hold my own and show him that i'm not in awe of his mighty presence or nothing, something that no one else around seems to do.
anyway, now i got myself another job that pays more and is generally better, so i pretty much set out to quit sometime soon. i didn't plan on what happened today though.

and now, for the actual story:
i'm hanging out, minding my own business, when all the sudden he appears out of nowhere and bugs me to stand a certain place so that people know i'm associated with the theater, which is absolute bullshit. i begin arguing with him, when suddenly he gets pissed and he's saying, "why do you always argue with me. you always argue with me. just go and STAND THERE". so at this point im like, whatever, and i kinda go there but just to piss him off i don't stand where he asked but rather hanging about the area.
at this point he comes to my fellow worker, who was with me, and asks him, in front of my face: "how come when i ask you to do things, you do them, but when i tell that guy something, he argues with me. what makes me not fire this guy right now"

at this point i just get all

and i say, "is there any reason you're speaking to him about me, right in front of my fucking face"?

he, kind of in shock, tells me that's it, go home

and then i gave him the heartiest finger
he just frowned and looked down in defeat.

C33 · 03-10-2009, 05:28 PM

hahhahaha, awesome

wHATcOLOR · 03-10-2009, 05:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by teh b0lly!!1

he, kind of in shock, tells me that's it, go home

and then i gave him the heartiest finger
he just frowned and looked down in defeat.

i've always heard that poetry doesn't need to rhyme in order for it to be poetry, but i never believed it until now

waltermcphilp · 03-10-2009, 05:30 PM

sounds like you got fired?

C33 · 03-10-2009, 05:30 PM

wow, you're right

ATS · 03-10-2009, 05:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by teh b0lly!!1

he just frowned and looked down in defeat.

did he look like he'd just had an injection of iron?

gpub · 03-10-2009, 05:33 PM

Sounds like Fast Times at Ridgemont High. Pretty Sweet tho.

teh b0lly!!1 · 03-10-2009, 05:34 PM

i would call it quitting because i obviously had control of the situation.
had i wanted to, i would shut up and do as he told me.

Brute Squad · 03-10-2009, 05:34 PM

YOU CAN'T FIRE ME BECAUSE I QUIT
DUN DUN DA DUN
DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DA DUN

teh b0lly!!1 · 03-10-2009, 05:35 PM

http://forums.netphoria.org/members/teh-b0lly-1.html

teh b0lly!!1 · 03-10-2009, 05:39 PM

also, i made an astounding discovery about my russian female coworker at my new job.
a discovery that one rarely makes in his first weeks on the job.
should i spill it here or make a new thread.

waltermcphilp · 03-10-2009, 05:39 PM

should have been like jim breuer in half baked.

"who's coming with me man?"

wHATcOLOR · 03-10-2009, 05:40 PM

spill it, post haste!

teh b0lly!!1 · 03-10-2009, 05:46 PM

i would have teased a little longer, but i gotta leave the computer so i'll give it to you

so this one day, i'm sitting around at work, while this female russian coworker is browsing the internet on the computer. i'm kinda busy, don't see what she's doing.
after a while she goes off to smoke outside, so i take a break and open the browser she had just used. on the last tab - a friggin' sado masochistic message board, with her registered username logged in, in the middle of a private message chat.

i mean god damn.

i later looked up her profile, in which she specifies that she is in a relationship with a master, and that she takes greater pleasure in pleasing her man then her own.

she ain't hot though.

Ol' Couch Ass · 03-10-2009, 05:53 PM

Let us be the judge of that... pics?

Toby · 03-10-2009, 06:11 PM

link?

Debaser · 03-10-2009, 06:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by teh b0lly!!1

i was working this student job at a local theater. and the manager of the place is the most loathsome, disgusting human being who harasses women at work on a regular basis and is hated by literally anyone and everyone in the theater, including his own staff.
i never cared that much about the job so whenever he'd bug me about shit i'd do my best to hold my own and show him that i'm not in awe of his mighty presence or nothing, something that no one else around seems to do.
anyway, now i got myself another job that pays more and is generally better, so i pretty much set out to quit sometime soon. i didn't plan on what happened today though.

and now, for the actual story:
i'm hanging out, minding my own business, when all the sudden he appears out of nowhere and bugs me to stand a certain place so that people know i'm associated with the theater, which is absolute bullshit. i begin arguing with him, when suddenly he gets pissed and he's saying, "why do you always argue with me. you always argue with me. just go and STAND THERE". so at this point im like, whatever, and i kinda go there but just to piss him off i don't stand where he asked but rather hanging about the area.
at this point he comes to my fellow worker, who was with me, and asks him, in front of my face: "how come when i ask you to do things, you do them, but when i tell that guy something, he argues with me. what makes me not fire this guy right now"

at this point i just get all

and i say, "is there any reason you're speaking to him about me, right in front of my fucking face"?

he, kind of in shock, tells me that's it, go home

and then i gave him the heartiest finger
he just frowned and looked down in defeat.

If I ignore the backstory of the manager's alleged previous behavior and the perceived attitudes, then you're the dick in that last situation, not your former boss.

so i just quit my job in the most dick manner

28if · 03-10-2009, 06:19 PM

Maybe you should write him a letter.

mxzombie · 03-10-2009, 06:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Debaser

If I ignore the backstory of the manager's alleged previous behavior and the perceived attitudes, then you're the dick in that last situation, not your former boss.

eureka! that must be why he included the backstory!

Debaser · 03-10-2009, 06:22 PM

maybe the women were asking for it

mxzombie · 03-10-2009, 06:23 PM

great, now i'm confused

Ol' Couch Ass · 03-10-2009, 06:27 PM

this

+

this

would have been better.

Irridescent Fairysex · 03-10-2009, 06:30 PM

great little story but it doesn't sound like you quit, man

hnibos · 03-10-2009, 06:47 PM

not even a great story, kinda lame actually

The Jesus · 03-10-2009, 06:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by waltermcphilp

sounds like you got fired?

Nimrod's Son · 03-10-2009, 07:18 PM

i think most of us have quit in far more dramatic ways

smashingjj · 03-10-2009, 07:19 PM

teh b0lly!!1

Sarcastic Smile · 03-10-2009, 07:23 PM

Irridescent Fairysex · 03-10-2009, 07:34 PM

it was late at night and my boss and I had to stay late in the office. the amount of work to do was as high as the sexual tension between us. It was even bigger than my stiff penis, yearning for her beautiful formed flesh. She came close to me and we both shared the warmth of our breath, she leaned to kiss me but later hesitated telling me it was wrong because she was my boss. I told her "it does not matter, I quit" and then I proceeded to fuck her in the asshole.

wHATcOLOR · 03-10-2009, 07:35 PM

more poetry! !!

03-10-2009, 05:26 PM	#1
teh b0lly!!1 Braindead Location: PROWLING THE BADLANDS Posts: 17,399	so i just quit my job in the most glamorous manner i was working this student job at a local theater. and the manager of the place is the most loathsome, disgusting human being who harasses women at work on a regular basis and is hated by literally anyone and everyone in the theater, including his own staff. i never cared that much about the job so whenever he'd bug me about shit i'd do my best to hold my own and show him that i'm not in awe of his mighty presence or nothing, something that no one else around seems to do. anyway, now i got myself another job that pays more and is generally better, so i pretty much set out to quit sometime soon. i didn't plan on what happened today though. and now, for the actual story: i'm hanging out, minding my own business, when all the sudden he appears out of nowhere and bugs me to stand a certain place so that people know i'm associated with the theater, which is absolute bullshit. i begin arguing with him, when suddenly he gets pissed and he's saying, "why do you always argue with me. you always argue with me. just go and STAND THERE". so at this point im like, whatever, and i kinda go there but just to piss him off i don't stand where he asked but rather hanging about the area. at this point he comes to my fellow worker, who was with me, and asks him, in front of my face: "how come when i ask you to do things, you do them, but when i tell that guy something, he argues with me. what makes me not fire this guy right now" at this point i just get all and i say, "is there any reason you're speaking to him about me, right in front of my fucking face"? he, kind of in shock, tells me that's it, go home and then i gave him the heartiest finger he just frowned and looked down in defeat.

03-10-2009, 07:23 PM	#28
Sarcastic Smile Amish Rake Fighter Location: I fuck in my spare time, this is what I do at work you dumb bitch.-esty Posts: 3,670	so i just got fired from my job in the most glamorous manner

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03-10-2009, 05:40 PM	#13
wHATcOLOR THIS IS AWESOME!!!!!!!!!! Location: \|\| MY NAME IS KIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIID ROCK!! Posts: 47,247	spill it, post haste!

03-10-2009, 05:46 PM	#14
teh b0lly!!1 Braindead Location: PROWLING THE BADLANDS Posts: 17,399	i would have teased a little longer, but i gotta leave the computer so i'll give it to you so this one day, i'm sitting around at work, while this female russian coworker is browsing the internet on the computer. i'm kinda busy, don't see what she's doing. after a while she goes off to smoke outside, so i take a break and open the browser she had just used. on the last tab - a friggin' sado masochistic message board, with her registered username logged in, in the middle of a private message chat. i mean god damn. i later looked up her profile, in which she specifies that she is in a relationship with a master, and that she takes greater pleasure in pleasing her man then her own. she ain't hot though.

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28if Apocalyptic Poster Location: yeah seriously i think we've more than established a consensus on reality, it's not that abstract. Posts: 3,454	Maybe you should write him a letter.

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smashingjj real estate cowboy Location: if Monsanto and Purdue Pharma had a baby Posts: 36,902	teh b0lly!!1

03-10-2009, 07:34 PM	#29
Irridescent Fairysex glug glug glug Location: Island of jocks and jazz Posts: 8,929	it was late at night and my boss and I had to stay late in the office. the amount of work to do was as high as the sexual tension between us. It was even bigger than my stiff penis, yearning for her beautiful formed flesh. She came close to me and we both shared the warmth of our breath, she leaned to kiss me but later hesitated telling me it was wrong because she was my boss. I told her "it does not matter, I quit" and then I proceeded to fuck her in the asshole.

03-10-2009, 07:35 PM	#30
wHATcOLOR THIS IS AWESOME!!!!!!!!!! Location: \|\| MY NAME IS KIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIID ROCK!! Posts: 47,247	more poetry! !!