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Billy [with hair] 1 4.76%
Billy [bald] 1 4.76%
James 2 9.52%
Jimmy 3 14.29%
D'arcy [cute era] 6 28.57%
D'arcy [non-cute era] 1 4.76%
Ginger 2 9.52%
Nicole 2 9.52%
Jeff 0 0%
Mike Burns 0 0%
Kenny Aronoff 2 9.52%
Jonathan Melvoin 1 4.76%
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Old 10-07-2016, 04:03 PM   #1
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Default if you were forced to masturbate to one SP member, who would you pick?

gun to your head, must masturbate to completion

this is a quality thread

 
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Old 10-07-2016, 05:40 PM   #2
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Easy to choice: Jamez must he be, with them slyly sexual oriental eyez.

 
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Old 10-07-2016, 11:23 PM   #3
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how is Jimmy not winning

 
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Old 10-08-2016, 03:10 AM   #4
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WHERE'S LISA

i'm sorry

i mean uh

sexist!!!

 
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Old 10-08-2016, 03:11 AM   #5
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f'real though

her & '90s d'arce are pretty much tied for sp member who gave me "stomach butterflies" to varying degrees as a kid

and by as a kid i mean yesterday

 
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Old 10-08-2016, 03:11 AM   #6
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sexist thread, you guys should all be ashamed of yourselves

 
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Old 10-08-2016, 03:13 AM   #7
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also i believe this thread is another (though an attemptedly disguised) manifestation of Ram27's bro crush on Jimmy

 
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Old 10-08-2016, 03:20 AM   #8
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i guess if you're already unforcedly masturbating to a member, might as well mix it up when the gun comes into play

 
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Old 10-08-2016, 03:31 AM   #9
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They're just not an orgasm inspiring group of people for me

 
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Old 10-08-2016, 03:32 AM   #10
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I only like them aurally if you know what I mean

 
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Old 10-08-2016, 04:16 AM   #11
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http://www.glidemagazine.com/glide/w...kennyindex.jpg

and i'm a straight male, just to be clear, but this guy wins

 
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Old 10-08-2016, 08:27 AM   #12
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c'mon now

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Old 10-08-2016, 11:11 AM   #13
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Her up-do and eyebrows let down the hot bod tbh

Does Paz not count? I think I'll vote Paz.

 
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Old 10-08-2016, 11:18 AM   #14
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@glass: exactly

https://c1.staticflickr.com/9/8475/8...fca1244c_b.jpg

 
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Old 10-08-2016, 12:08 PM   #15
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who makes a sexist poll like this and doesn't in clude Melissa?

http://67.media.tumblr.com/45845578f...sd9ub0_500.jpg

 
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Old 10-08-2016, 12:13 PM   #16
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also shouldn't poll have both Junkie Jimmy and Sober Jimmy? should also ******* third option for Old Fat Billy.

 
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Old 10-08-2016, 12:14 PM   #17
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fucking amateurs! netpho deserves better

 
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Old 10-08-2016, 01:30 PM   #18
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Shit, yeah how did I forget Melissa?

 
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Old 10-08-2016, 08:25 PM   #19
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http://www.eonline.com/eol_images/En...ne-2-08255.jpg

 
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Old 10-09-2016, 12:12 AM   #20
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(By) no means...

http://www.greenmedinfo.com/blog/for...-north-america

Last edited by Corgan's Bluff : 10-09-2016 at 05:30 AM. Reason: clarification

 
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Old 10-09-2016, 01:53 AM   #21
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iha is uncircumsized

i've done research

 
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Old 10-09-2016, 03:47 AM   #22
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Lisa

 
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Old 10-09-2016, 03:47 AM   #23
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Quote:
chicks just get in the way
chicks just get in the way
i'm not gay
but chicks just get in the way






Quote:
you could shave my moustache
i could shave your ass
you could get to know me
and touch of a little class

 
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Old 10-09-2016, 05:41 AM   #24
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Melvoin then or....

 
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Old 10-09-2016, 06:49 AM   #25
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Quote:
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Melvoin then or....
ahahahahh

 
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