Karens

[Joey Goldberg]

not even Meryl Streep could fake that kind of agony

[MyOneAndOnly]

Originally Posted by Disco King

I feel like this can't be real. I feel like somebody must have taken a random photo of a person and tweeted that text around it to farm outrage re-tweets.

But also, it's 2020, so it could be real.

do you not know any white women?

[cork_soaker]

Originally Posted by mxzombie

case closed!

[FoolofaTook]

Cork Soaker, litterateur.

[slunken]

Originally Posted by yo soy el mejor

Mi Cocina isn't even that good. That's what u get for not knowing how to cook fajitas.

B-b-but I like when they bring out the sizzling plate and everyone looks at me

[yo soy el mejor]

Originally Posted by slunken

B-b-but I like when they bring out the sizzling plate and everyone looks at me

Then go to El Chico! Half the price but just as good (e.g. not that good) as Mi Cocina which is just over-priced Tex-Mex for suburbans.

full disclosure: el chico was my first job

[yo soy el mejor]

order the top shelf guacamole at el chico and someone will come out and make it in front of you. WHOA talk about luxury

[slunken]

[username], I was joking.

Sorry for the confusion.

[yo soy el mejor]

i can't ignore a joke

[smashingjj]

How are you two doing anyway?

[yo soy el mejor]

i'm cool

[yo soy el mejor]

MORE WHITE WOMENZ PLS

[MyOneAndOnly]

Another Karen with a gun

Video shows a heated confrontation between a Black family and a white woman in the parking lot of a Chipotle restaurant in Oakland County, Michigan, on Wednesday, during which the white woman pointed a gun at the family and screamed at them to back away.

The Black mom, Takelia Hill, told The Detroit News that the unnamed white woman began yelling at them after her 15-year-old daughter, Makayla Green, demanded an apology when the woman bumped into her as the Black family was entering the restaurant.

https://www.insider.com/video-white-...rcCPZLKgXPue1o

This happened today in Auburn Hills,MI
Another Karen .. pic.twitter.com/lWksZwXITD

— ��Makay (@makaysmith10) July 2, 2020

[MyOneAndOnly]

more white women.

"it's not black lives it's everybody! What about the Chinese? What about the Mexicans?...... There are a lot of black people that are fucking disgusting..."

https://www.theroot.com/my-ancestors...ass-1844232567

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SELDEN LONG ISLAND, NY. The back story I'm a employee at a target location & while I was working I was confronted for the mask I was wearing it said "BLACK LIVES MATTER" with a picture of a fist next to it. She started by saying "you know all lives matter right?" I then agreed and said "all lives cant matter till black lives matter." She then told me my mask offends her and that I needed to "take it the fuck off my face". I told her "no that i am allowed to wear my mask & it's my freedom of speech." It continues with her screaming through the store saying her "ancestors were in the holocaust and that I should educate myself because it's worse the slavery." Telling me "boo-hoo black lives suck". I told her "ma'am you are entitled to your opinion have a nice day", she then continued with "it's not a opinion it's a fucking fact bitch" screaming vile hate. That I am "racist against white people and that the only reason everybody is doing this is because of Clint floyd in the street" I then said louder but calm "his name is GEORGE FLOYD and this isnt just the effect of one black man dying it's the cause & effect of millions of black men, women & children dying without a second thought by the hands of police brutality." Other staff then noticed and stepped in. My managers were then taking me away and security was then telling her to leave that her business was no longer wanted back for causing a disturbance & much more. Security then ask the women again to leave the store or else they will have to call the police, she then started screaming racist comments at our security guard saying "you want more police brutality to come ?". My shift was ending already a few minutes after so I was leaving, my boyfriend then was parked on the side of my job when I see the women recording herself saying shes going back inside target to record faces etc. So I ran in before she could and I called for security. This is where it now begins, your brought up to speed we are outside it was only one of ours guards asking her to leave so to make sure nothing happens I stayed till another Team lead or security was there just incase she did anything. #blacklivesmatter

A post shared by @ tattoo_tana_ on Jun 27, 2020 at 5:23am PDT

[Joey Goldberg]

I'm tawkin' & she was yappin' at me

it's tit for tat!

[Joey Goldberg]

amazing how many people still loudly & proudly ignore the actual meaning of the phrase "black lives matter," anyway

[slunken]

Originally Posted by smashingjj

How are you two doing anyway?

Originally Posted by yo soy el mejor

i'm cool

sometimes i'm sad because i'm a gay retard

[MyOneAndOnly]

second, longer video

[MyOneAndOnly]

wow the comments on that video.

lots of "i would have pulled a gun too"

[slunken]

Originally Posted by MyOneAndOnly

second, longer video

i feel super bad for that white dad driving that van. he just wanted to get a coney and chill out and now this.

[slunken]

imagine owning and wearing a purple polo shirt made of 95% polyester

[smashingjj]

Originally Posted by slunken

sometimes i'm sad because i'm a gay retard

hah, two faux-passes at once, amazing sense of humour as always

[MyOneAndOnly]

Originally Posted by slunken

sometimes i'm sad because i'm a gay retard

Not cool

Gay is bad? Are gays people retarded? WTF be better, dude

[buzzard]

It's almost as if his post was designed to elicit those responses.

[Skradgee]

Woman’s Remarkable Vagina Hid 54 Bags of Heroin
https://nymag.com/intelligencer/2011...ina_hid_5.html

Woman’s Remarkable Vagina Hid 54 Bags of Heroin
By Julie Gerstein

A Scranton, Pennsylvania, woman was discovered with dozens of bags of heroin hidden in her vagina — and cash! — after a car crash Sunday. The woman was suspected in a burglary of the local Dunmore Inn, and was taken into custody after crashing her car.

Twenty-seven-year-old Karin Mackaliunas began feeling the sting of all those tiny bags, and “After a struggle with Officer Baumann during a more thorough search at headquarters,” read the police report, “Ms. Mackaliunas asked to speak with Sergeant Michael Mayer and told him she had hidden more heroin in her vagina.” Mackaliunas was searched and police discovered a stunning 54 bags of heroin, 31 empty bags used to package heroin, and eight prescription pills in her vagina — along with $51.22 in cash and change. Mackaliunas was charged with possession with intent to deliver a controlled substance, possession of drug paraphernalia, and two counts of possession of a controlled substance.

Scranton Times-Tribune
2011-03-16
Scranton woman hides heroin, money, loose change in herself

I hope she’s doing better.

[buzzard]

Cash and change?

Surely you'd just let the quarters go.

[ovary]

Originally Posted by MyOneAndOnly

Not cool

Gay is bad? Are gays people retarded? WTF be better, dude

sometimes i feel a little gay and retarded. its all a spectrum man

[yo soy el mejor]

so she at least jammed 2 pennies up her cooter? yow. lol. no way. not me.

[smashingjj]

Originally Posted by buzzard

It's almost as if his post was designed to elicit those responses.

Some true next-level shit

[MyOneAndOnly]

Originally Posted by buzzard

It's almost as if his post was designed to elicit those responses.