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Old 03-18-2014, 10:24 PM   #1
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Default The bathroom at starbucks was out of toilet paper

Luckily, I wore socks today.

 
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Old 03-18-2014, 10:31 PM   #2
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i would have started flinging my feces at the customers

 
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Old 03-18-2014, 10:32 PM   #3
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Do you have a cell phone? I would have called them.

 
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Old 03-18-2014, 11:28 PM   #4
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Did you stick the socks to the mirror? I'd have made a poopy smiley face and wrote a poopy message with my poo "Next time stock the tp! SMell ya later!"

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Old 03-18-2014, 11:48 PM   #5
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This happened to me once, but I didn't have any socks. Luckily someone came in who did.

 
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Old 03-19-2014, 08:19 AM   #6
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I would just use leftover hundred dollar bills Mr. Venti Chai latte.

 
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Old 03-19-2014, 10:04 AM   #7
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You’re in trouble! Lol! A friend did this to me, its a game. You shouldnt have liked or commented on my status. Choose one of the following:
1. Damn diarrohea!
2. Just used my boobs to get out of a speeding ticket.
3. Anyone got tampons? Im desperate.
4. How do you get rid of foot fungus?
5. Why is it no one is around5. Why is it no one is around when Im horny?
6. No toilet paper. Goodbye socks!!
7. Is it too early for a whiskey?
8. What a day, can’t wait till my husband gets home!
9. I just feel like running naked in the garden.
10. Does liver and peanut butter make a good sandwich filling?
Dont explain on the status, just send this message. Your turn!

 
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Old 03-19-2014, 04:44 PM   #8
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Bread Regal View Post
Luckily, I wore socks today.
*turns on Spin Doctors - Two Princes*

 
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Old 03-20-2014, 05:22 PM   #9
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a couple years back my friend and i were in williamsburg and she decided to make some friends at the bar and me, her, deadswan and graveflower ended up at some stranger's loft. it was a group of, like, 12 people or something. i had to go to the rest room. zero toilet paper. one of the strangers gave me a clean sock. the end.

 
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Old 03-20-2014, 05:41 PM   #10
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That's the most chivalrous thing I ever heard.

 
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Old 03-20-2014, 05:43 PM   #11
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chilvalry isn't dead with random drunk brooklyn women i guess!

 
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Old 03-21-2014, 04:22 AM   #12
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Yo you needa sawk?

 
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Old 03-21-2014, 04:34 AM   #13
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water+left hand

 
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Old 03-21-2014, 04:35 AM   #14
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i hadn't used tp in months when i got back to the states

 
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