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Old 07-20-2016, 05:33 PM   #151
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Does not surprise me at all. Growing up I could always tell when my mom had been watching too much Dr Phil cuz she'd start using stupid phrases and acting like the world's worst family therapist

 
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Old 07-20-2016, 05:37 PM   #152
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sometimes gargamel doesn't fit in papa smurf's pocket

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Old 07-20-2016, 05:39 PM   #153
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Yeah exactly and she'd be mad that that crap didn't help my depression or eating disorders

 
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Old 07-20-2016, 05:40 PM   #154
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Or addictions or anxiety. Or OCD. God im fucked

 
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Old 07-20-2016, 05:43 PM   #155
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Old 07-20-2016, 05:44 PM   #156
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Oh look here comes Kyle's mom to ruin Christmas!

 
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Old 07-20-2016, 05:47 PM   #157
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you know who has never molested someone


http://media1.popsugar-assets.com/fi...til-Swift.jpeg

 
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Old 07-20-2016, 05:48 PM   #158
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Hmm that's doubtful

 
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Old 07-20-2016, 05:48 PM   #159
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Oh wait you mean Ellen!

 
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Old 07-20-2016, 05:50 PM   #160
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you think Taylor Swift has molested people?

 
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Old 07-20-2016, 05:52 PM   #161
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we can only hope

 
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Old 07-20-2016, 05:54 PM   #162
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http://theboot.com/files/2012/10/tay...1&s=0&a=t&q=89

 
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Old 07-20-2016, 05:58 PM   #163
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you think Taylor Swift has molested people?
The ears of people, at least. Bad touch!!!

 
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Old 07-20-2016, 06:13 PM   #165
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I think she might have had a nose job. All the women whose faces I consider to be astoundingly pretty have had nose jobs, it's sad. Natalie Portman is another one.

 
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Old 07-20-2016, 06:15 PM   #166
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I've been studying her nose during this thread, and it could be extremely good makeup application that changes the appearance of her nose. But it does look like there has been a little bit of surgery.

 
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Old 07-20-2016, 06:26 PM   #167
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This is her in 2006, apparently:

http://a5.files.beautyeditor.ca/imag...I4NDc3NDUw.jpg

I dunno, it could just be makeup. But apparently there's speculation about nose jobs and eye surgery too, to make her eyes less squinty, by reducing the prominence of her upper lid.

 
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Old 07-20-2016, 06:29 PM   #168
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cf. 2016 Tay Tay

http://pixel.nymag.com/imgs/fashion/....w529.h352.jpg

 
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Old 07-20-2016, 06:30 PM   #169
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That does make it seem more like makeup....

 
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Old 07-20-2016, 07:09 PM   #170
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she looks almost the same. maybe a couple pounds lighter.

she could still lose a few pounds. 15lbs more and she's perfect

 
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Old 07-20-2016, 08:38 PM   #171
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i like ellen. i remember reading her autobiography when i was like 12. one thing i still remember is that, when she finally had sex with a woman, she realized she was definitely gay. when she had previously had sex with a man, she heard the song that goes "is that all there is?" in her head. she just though it was completely overrated or (lol) anticlimactic


 
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Old 07-20-2016, 09:21 PM   #172
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I don't really see a difference other than in 2006 she was 17 and she looks more womanly now

 
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Old 07-20-2016, 09:50 PM   #173
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17 or 27 they both are so young

 
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Old 07-20-2016, 10:03 PM   #174
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she looks almost the same. maybe a couple pounds lighter.

she could still lose a few pounds. 15lbs more and she's perfect
Why are you so weird about weight

 
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Old 07-20-2016, 10:10 PM   #175
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For you Scotty, here is Taylor's BMI



















http://voices.washingtonpost.com/postrock/IMG_1049.JPG

 
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Old 07-20-2016, 10:12 PM   #176
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Eh. Cutest pic yet I guess. Worst joke though.

 
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Old 07-20-2016, 10:15 PM   #177
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god she actually is the platonic ideal of beauty though. gosh I like feel so worked up sometimes when I think about her like I want to start laughing but I can't because I might cry

 
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Old 07-21-2016, 12:12 AM   #179
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I dunno what platonic ideal means but I think there are some better examples of ideal beauty. I like hyuna and rihanna a lot more and they look nothing like her. The Olsen twins look similar but are way hotter, also.

 
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Old 07-21-2016, 12:13 AM   #180
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how has someone who has done so many psychedelics not read plato

 
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