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Old 07-27-2018, 12:40 AM   #2371
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i called a dude out for cursing up a damn storm at 7 in the morning on the train. he was all like WHATEVER, BITCH. I'M IN PUBLIC and i said THEN ACT LIKE IT!

got so damn heated i had to leave and walk to the next car

 
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Old 07-27-2018, 12:42 AM   #2372
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Old 07-27-2018, 04:18 AM   #2373
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did you run out of tiki torches?
always bring a spare pair, yo soya!

 
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Old 07-27-2018, 05:16 AM   #2374
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The thing that annoys me at the moment is the order by which passengers enter the lift, in our building. There are three lifts in our tower, side by side, and you never know which one is going to come.

I always look around to see who is there when I arrive in the lobby. Because when a lift comes, I figure I won’t step forward and try to get in, until those who have been waiting longer than me, are already inside.

About half the residents in the building seem to have the same opinion as me. But a good deal of people will enter the lobby just as the lift arrives, ignore everybody else, and just walk straight into the lift.

I am not impressed with this behaviour. But not bold enough to say anything.

 
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Old 07-27-2018, 08:18 AM   #2375
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same thing happens at the supermarket, when the queues are too long and a new register opens.

 
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Old 07-27-2018, 08:55 AM   #2376
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“I can take whoever’s next!” They yell

They should yell “I can take whoever’s been waiting the longest and/or has to take dumps the worst right now!”

 
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Old 07-27-2018, 10:33 AM   #2377
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Like, multiple.dumps, dumps taken in succession?

 
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Old 07-27-2018, 11:52 AM   #2378
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Yeah, good point. It would be good if they could be more specific. Maybe they could yell "I'm open! Please use good manners in deciding who gets served first!"

I don't know how much good it will do.

 
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Old 07-27-2018, 05:40 PM   #2379
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“I can take whoever’s next!” They yell

They should yell “I can take whoever’s been waiting the longest and/or has to take dumps the worst right now!”
i try to actually go up to someone before i go the register and tell them to come over. or, i'll point to someone who i think is a good candidate (been waiting but hasn't unloaded groceries yet). but yes a lot of times people just cut in front of those who have been waiting anyway.

 
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Old 07-27-2018, 10:29 PM   #2380
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COME ON LADY, JUST PUT THE EGGS IN THE FUCKING BAG
can somebody fucking tell me why i never took more than like 42 seconds at an ATM, and yet whenever i'm standing behind someone else waiting for them to finish it's like waiting for sweet death?

 
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Old 07-28-2018, 01:29 AM   #2381
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same thing happens at the supermarket, when the queues are too long and a new register opens.
This happens a lot in Aldi and Lidl in the UK.

 
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Old 07-29-2018, 02:55 PM   #2382
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finally had a talk with disaster relief woman about our relationship status. my feelings are kind of hurt I guess. I didn't have a specific goal in mind, but she said she will never be interested in something serious :/

now I'm going to do drugs until I die

 
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Old 07-29-2018, 04:04 PM   #2383
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this relationship is fucking clown shoes.

 
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Old 07-29-2018, 04:40 PM   #2384
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why do I feel so sad about something so dumb

 
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Old 07-29-2018, 05:35 PM   #2385
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i feel like blocking up the left lane today.

 
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Old 07-29-2018, 05:36 PM   #2386
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i want to stand on the left and not move. and walk on the right and yell at anyone in my way. at the same time.

 
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Old 07-29-2018, 05:36 PM   #2387
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boys fall too
boys fall just like girls do

 
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Old 07-29-2018, 08:19 PM   #2388
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why do we fall?

 
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Old 07-29-2018, 08:19 PM   #2389
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to pick ourselves back up

 
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Old 07-29-2018, 08:41 PM   #2390
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Old 07-29-2018, 08:57 PM   #2391
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Old 07-30-2018, 05:03 AM   #2392
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i'm watching Rocket @ Metro 93, realizing I can't play those parts anymore, and sobbing myself into the fucking ground.
Hey. So I'm not sure if you'll see this, but in case you do I have some words for you. I'm not gonna give you the basic "hang in there" speech, or the "it gets better" speech, but I'll tell you from experience that drinking every day will get you to a point where the drinking owns you, and it will be too late to change. What you need right now is actual change in behavior, and I'm gonna give you the tools for change here.

Only three things.

1. Go outside. Don't go to a bar, go to a park. Don't do anything. Sit on a bench and reflect. Feed the pigeons. Your situation will become less dire the more you think about it. Unless it's life threatening, your situation will always improve. Tell yourself this.

2. Talk to someone. You're in college? Book an appointment with a guidance counselor on campus. Don't tell them about your drinking unless you want to. Talk to them about your problems, or talk to them about anything. Let your emotions spill into something other than drinking. Call your mom or another relative. Tell them you love them. It will heal you.

3. Buy a loaf of bread, a pair of socks and some toilet paper. Give it to a homeless person. Ask them how their day is, tell them your name. Make their day better.

And if you can't quit cold turkey, tell yourself that if you do these things even for 1 day, you'll crack one beer at the end of that day. Control how much you drink.

 
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Old 07-30-2018, 05:15 AM   #2393
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4. Switch to weed.

5. Listen to Sleep.

 
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Old 07-30-2018, 09:02 AM   #2394
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Old 07-30-2018, 09:05 AM   #2395
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you'll only sound better the sloppier you get

 
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Old 07-30-2018, 11:02 AM   #2396
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Today is my gf's birthday. Gonna have some fondue tonight.

 
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Old 07-30-2018, 11:06 AM   #2397
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but what's for lunch and when are you having lunch?!?

 
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Old 07-30-2018, 11:07 AM   #2398
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Lunch is just gonna be a quick salad.

In about 19 minutes, thank you very much.

 
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Old 07-30-2018, 12:14 PM   #2400
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if labelle doesn't have twitter, she should.

 
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