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Old 05-09-2014, 08:06 PM   #1
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Default Awesome letter my landlord left on the door.

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Old 05-09-2014, 08:07 PM   #2
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margin

 
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Old 05-09-2014, 08:07 PM   #3
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Old 05-09-2014, 08:07 PM   #4
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April 29, 2014

Dear. [Bread Regal]

This letter is to serve that the Leasing Consultant/Property manager would like to speak with you regarding you [sic] apartment. Please come by the office no later than April 30, 2014 to discuss this matter.

Best regards,

[Your stupid landlord]

 
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Old 05-09-2014, 08:07 PM   #5
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damn you sandell

 
Old 05-09-2014, 08:07 PM   #6
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you fuckin people

 
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Old 05-09-2014, 08:08 PM   #7
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he knows about the zoo in your studio apt

 
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Old 05-09-2014, 08:09 PM   #8
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he wants to talk to you about margin

 
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Old 05-09-2014, 08:10 PM   #9
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this the the same person that ordered my car towed because i hadn't driven it in a week.

 
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Old 05-09-2014, 08:12 PM   #10
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i should also note that they left the letter today, May 9th, asking me to contact them before April 30th.

 
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Old 05-09-2014, 08:14 PM   #11
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maybe your landlord is doc brown. or he meant april 30th next year

 
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Old 05-09-2014, 08:15 PM   #12
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he can smell the rotting flesh. clean your place before he calls the pigs

 
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Old 05-09-2014, 08:17 PM   #13
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i should also note that they left the letter today, May 9th, asking me to contact them before April 30th.
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maybe your landlord is doc brown. or he meant april 30th next year
i would seriously consider playing dumb

"a whole year, boss???"

 
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Old 05-09-2014, 08:21 PM   #14
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This sounds so unreasonable.


Sometimes my landlady calls me. The fucking nerve.

Like once a year she'll be like "hi i'm raising your rent by 10$ this year since while you live in an apartment in the most unreasonably expensive gentrified part of town, because you at first without my knowledge sublet the apt from some woman who had refused to have a rent raise for ten years you're still like paying the price someone would have paid for an apt like this in this location in like 1995 which meant we couldn't raise it to today's price. I really hate you, if you would somehow do something bad we could throw you out and get someone in who we could charge the proper price to but you know, you actually pay your rent on time and youre fucking creepily quiet. though remember when we tried to say all the cigarette butts in the backyard were yours even though you don't smoke? Or that time we made a big fuss about you having those bikes at the back. Yeah I don't know what that was all about but we gave it a shot. Well anyway, here's hoping this ten bucks increase will see you unable to make rent for some fucking reason. we'd raise it by more but it's pretty much forbidden by law and you know that I know that you know that. God I hate you. Well, talk to you next year. bye"

Well most of this is subtext. Really she just says i'm raising you by ten.

 
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Old 05-09-2014, 08:26 PM   #15
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ten fucking bucks. be thankful its not 100

 
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Well that's the point. Ten bucks is a joke. anyway here we have pretty good laws when it comes to landlords. I can't remember whats the % of the rent they're allowed to raise every year but i'm pretty sure that mine couldn't be above a 20$ raise anyway.

Actually she's an ok landlady. I may be a little paranoid. It's just when I see the prices the other people in this building pay, I can't help but think she must want me gone.

 
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Old 05-09-2014, 09:28 PM   #17
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Here's what's been going in boomtown SF:


http://blog.sfgate.com/stew/files/20...sf-600x450.jpg

 
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Old 05-09-2014, 09:31 PM   #18
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then a lawyer must got in his ear after it went viral and he took some heat...



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Old 05-09-2014, 09:57 PM   #19
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i should also note that they left the letter today, May 9th, asking me to contact them before April 30th.
even if they had left it on the right date, one day would have been bullshit

 
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