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Old 07-03-2018, 07:06 AM   #1
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Default I'm not being honest. I'm just being mean.

I have a penis.

 
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Old 07-03-2018, 07:16 AM   #2
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Is pennis errect?

 
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Old 07-03-2018, 07:19 AM   #3
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That's kind of a hard question to answer.

 
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Old 07-03-2018, 07:20 AM   #4
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If it’s in between you can just call it a semi. Not that hard.

 
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Old 07-03-2018, 07:23 AM   #5
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Not that hard.
I see what you did there

 
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Old 07-03-2018, 07:23 AM   #6
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I think perhaps you're going soft on me.

 
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Old 07-03-2018, 07:26 AM   #7
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I have 10

 
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Old 07-03-2018, 07:35 AM   #8
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Strapon; it's gonna be a long thread.

 
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Old 07-03-2018, 09:03 AM   #9
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when i was in serbia i saw lots of posters of djokovic with fists raised doing pelvic thrusts.

i loled a bit and ermed a bit too.

 
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Old 07-03-2018, 09:05 AM   #10
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Old 07-03-2018, 09:50 AM   #11
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I think perhaps you're going soft on me.
ok globes, if you keep talking like this i'm gonna have to cut you off.

 
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Old 07-03-2018, 10:01 AM   #12
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just leave the poor man's foreskin intact.

 
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Old 07-03-2018, 12:38 PM   #13
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ok globes, if you keep talking like this i'm gonna have to cut you off.
I see things have finally come to a head.

 
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Old 07-03-2018, 12:40 PM   #14
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today while i was going down into hezekiah's tunnel, I passed this thing called Warren's Shaft.

LOL SHAFT

 
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Old 07-03-2018, 04:49 PM   #15
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ok globes, if you keep talking like this i'm gonna have to cut you off.
Rank: pulled

 
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Old 07-03-2018, 05:10 PM   #16
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Wank: pulled
fixed

 
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Old 07-03-2018, 05:20 PM   #17
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fixed
Ouch. Don't say fixed in this thread.

 
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Old 07-03-2018, 07:03 PM   #18
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ah, there's the rub

 
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Old 07-03-2018, 07:22 PM   #19
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I don't think this conversation really needs to be out in pubic like this.

 
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Old 07-03-2018, 07:47 PM   #20
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Mmmm pubes

Such an awful lovely word

Lately me and my ppl been coin the affliction “pube rot,” as in “sorry im just cranky cause of the pube rot” or “smells like Fing pube rot in here” or “gosh it’s so hot i caught the pube rot outside”

 
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Old 07-03-2018, 07:50 PM   #21
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i'm going to have a drink at the pube!

 
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Old 07-03-2018, 08:42 PM   #22
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Quick let’s get this to 4 pages

Post your favorite farts

 
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Old 07-03-2018, 08:43 PM   #23
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Old 07-03-2018, 09:08 PM   #24
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glad this thread has turned into a Members Club

 
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Old 07-03-2018, 09:45 PM   #25
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Mmmm pubes

Such an awful lovely word

Lately me and my ppl been coin the affliction “pube rot,” as in “sorry im just cranky cause of the pube rot” or “smells like Fing pube rot in here” or “gosh it’s so hot i caught the pube rot outside”
pube rot exists in south florida. or as it is more commonly called here, crotch rot

 
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Old 07-03-2018, 10:13 PM   #26
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glad this thread has turned into a Members Club
I dunno. Thread seems a little tainted now.

 
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Old 07-03-2018, 10:26 PM   #27
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pube rot exists in south florida. or as it is more commonly called here, crotch rot
Is it swamp ass too? I heard of that in these parts

Round here
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I been hearing about that swamp ass, sometimes

 
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Old 07-03-2018, 10:30 PM   #28
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Pube rot we picture not necessarily to be related to swamp ass, or that special mixture of sweat, musk, dew, taintcreams, cunts, butts, shit, lipps, dicks or scroteholes, to which, combined with summertime, most drs ascribe the causation of swamp ass or, if you will, crotch rot

Pube rot is more like your actual hairs are consumed by a festering special purple/yellow rot that may could be sentient

 
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Old 07-03-2018, 10:45 PM   #29
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crotch rot, afaik, is the same as jock itch AKA fungal infection (tinea cruris) but i'm not an expert. i will admit i had it once and the powder spray on stuff saved my damn life. that shit hurt so much, skin was broken and weeping etc.

before i tried the lotramin i made the mistake of trying gold bond spray and it was one of the most painful things of my entire life. don't put gold bond on broken skin. this will become valuable information as we all become old

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Old 07-03-2018, 10:49 PM   #30
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this stuff:

https://pics.drugstore.com/prodimg/139014/900.jpg

 
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